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As the story was left off last time Yoda was about to recall his story about his great6 grandfather...
It was a noisy day on Dagobah, squbirds were singing, docats were...um meoking? There was excitement in the air untill he lost his concentration and landed on the ground with an aesthetically pleasing THWUMP. (Yes...The Grandpaapy6 of Yoda is named excitement...so what, it's my story not youtrs so go eat pie or something if you don't like it)
"Owwww..." he moaned
A giggle was heard and Excite (His nickname) leapt into the air and bashed his head on a Squbird that was flying by and came down to earth again. Suddenly...THE SUN DISSAPEARED...no wait it was just Excite's incredibly fat girlfriend, Eclare.
"Need to concentrate more, you do." she managed to splurt out through the giggles.
"Need to cut down on the Eclairs, you do!" was the retort that was mumbled through the mouthful of squbird...'poor thing' you might be saying, well just remember it doesn't exist...plus it ate your PIE...ahem moving on.
SLAP! Excite was sent flying into space as Eclare hit him with a flabby hand..heh flabby.
Meanwhile...
The Jedi were all being very conferency in their jedi conferece place in the conferencely chairs with the conferecately equipment on Nar Shadaa...conference! (which was were it existed 7000 years ago...and you can't prove other wise so nyah:P)
It was just general talk about the Universe, the order of the Galaxy, what was for Dinner that night and other stuff like that.
All of a sudden Excite crashed into the conference room, landing right in the head chair of the Jedi (the previous owner having just gone insane and was still on the loose after eating the way out of her straight jacketand fleeing to the hills.)
"I say!" Exclaimed the human members of the Jedi conference, the others making similar noises...except for one of the jedi who happened to be asleep or dead...either is good.
Excite noticeing how all the other jedi were completely and utterly useless told them he was taking over, oddly enough everyone agreed to this showing how lazy and useless they really were.
"Whip you into shape, I must." Excite proclaimed sounding wise.
The Jedi seemed quite happy with that...but not when he gave them 500 press-ups to do as they were all fat and lazy...like most teachers. (No offense meant to any teachers :P)
Meanwhile, back with Eclare...
The Eclair shop was in flames...Eclare having destroyed because of her boyfriends hatred of all things fat...shortly afterwards she flew off in her Eclare-shaped space-ship to find Excite. (Was that a spellin mistake...or was it not, I leave ye with this riddle.)
Unknown to anyone a patch of shadow from the burning Eclair shop was forming into material substance...it was... A PIE, with legs and it ran off into the distance no doubt plotting its next victim.
Back to the present
Yoda, having done reminiscing realized he had lost his lightsaber squealed like a piggy, then rolled of to look for it.
Unfortunately he didn't look inside his mounds of fat, he may have found it faster.
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