A/N Well, to say I'm sorry for what is about to become many short chapters, i wrote you an extra long one... I love you guys and your reviews... I'm not sure how to get Brittana back together yet, but it will probably be a slow process. I'll try and update soon, but my professors are loading me with mountains of homework... Anyone else excited for glee next week, I am, my girlfriend totally got a pink streak in her hair as a tribute to glee, but what do you guys think about shelby coming back? I don't own glee, or Brittany's dance moves... I love you guys!
Santanna's P.O.V.
Q ran out of the room, and we all started to perform our songs. I started out by singing a lovely interpretation of some song I can't quite remember the name of, but it seemed to go over well, and on the plus side, Britt couldn't seem to keep her eyes off me.
God, I miss her so fucking much…
She thinks that I'm all in it for the sex, but I'm not… Not that I don't like the sex, cause I mean, damn… but I kinda think I might be almost sorta kinda already very in love with Britt…
And her dancing, holy hell, her dancing…
She is singing her songs and dancing sexily, and all I can do is look at her, I see her look at me and give me a small smile, and it is then when I decide that enough is enough, ima gonna get my Britts back!
Britt finished her songs, and Kurt took the stage, doing a disturbing rendition of "I kissed a girl".
Never again….
I saw Berry standing in the doorway, and she entered the room when Porcelain finished his ghastly song…
She looked at me and gave me a tiny thumbs up… seriously? Who uses those anymore?
Any who…
She spoke up and told the class that Q was having a costume malfunction… more likely, Rachel Berry knocked the pants off her and she can't find her brain…
Have I mentioned how much I love teasing them?
"Oh my god! Santanna, Quinn still thinks that I'm dating you! She's never going to make a move on me!"
She whispered this to me, sounding like she was worried, and I couldn't help but giggle inwardly at her foolishness.
I only smiled, shrugged, and nodded towards the door in response. Q walked in the door looking like she had just ran a mile, and I could tell Berry was getting all hot and bothered, I couldn't wait to see Berry's reaction to the other outfit. Britts had told me about Q's choices, which only made this day even better, cause Berry's gonna finally realize what it's like to see the girl you like all sexy-fied…
"Hi, um… my first number was an Olivia Newton-John classic, and coach Sylvester did it with her last year… I just hope my version is a tad more… appealing."
One could only hope, Q… I could tell Berry was already entranced… pathetic…
She nodded to the band and the song started.
I'm saying all the things that I know you'll like, makin' good conversation
I gotta handle you just right, you know what I mean
I took turns, between watching Q try and seduce Berry, to Berry's blatantly obvious arousal…
I mean, just, wanky…
I took you to an intimate restaurant, then to a suggestive movie
There's nothin' left to talk about, unless it's horizontally
She raised her eyebrows at Berry, and I saw her breath catch…
It was only surpassed when Q started leering at Berry…
Let's get physical, physical, I wanna get physical, let's get into physical
Let me hear your body talk, your body talk, let me hear your body talk
Let's get physical, physical, I wanna get physical, let's get into physical
Let me hear your body talk, your body talk, let me hear your body talk
I've been patient, I've been good, tried to keep my hands on the table
It's gettin' hard this holdin' back, you know what I mean
I'm sure you'll understand my point of view, we know each other mentally
You gotta know that you're bringin' out the animal in me
This was getting good, I saw Berry start to hyperventilate, serves her right, for making fun of my leering at Brittany's dancing…
Let's get physical, physical, I wanna get physical, let's get into physical
Let me hear your body talk, your body talk, let me hear your body talk
I almost barfed when she started to give Puck a lap dance… I mean, for god's sake, he's named after a fucking sprite… just… gross
Let's get physical, physical, I wanna get physical, let's get into physical
Let me hear your body talk, your body talk, let me hear your body talk
Oh, let's get physical, physical, I wanna get physical, let's get into physical
Let me hear your body talk, your body talk, let me hear your body talk
Let's get animal, animal, I wanna get animal, let's get into animal
Let me hear your body talk, your body talk, let me hear your body talk
Let me hear your body talk
Let me hear your body talk
The song ended and she stood there, and said," Well, obviously this is ironic because I, like Rachel, am into relationships, and this song is about having sex."
I laughed at the way she stated that, and smiled at what I knew was coming next…
The class nodded, and I saw Berry as Quinn took off her jacket to reveal a blood red corset and shimmied out of her pants to reveal a small skirt and fishnet stockings.
She looked at the ground shyly, then said," This song is against my better judgment, but Brittany thinks it is perfect, and she's going to back me up, so… yeah, hit it!"
I saw Rachel's face pale when she recognized the first few bars
Feels so good being bad (Oh oh oh oh oh)
There's no way I'm turning back (Oh oh oh oh oh)
Now the pain is my pleasure 'cause nothing could measure (Oh oh oh oh oh)
Love is great, love is fine (Oh oh oh oh oh)
Out the box, outta line (Oh oh oh oh oh)
The affliction of the feeling leaves me wanting more (Oh oh oh oh oh)
Berry had an almost pained expression on her face, and a large portion of me just wanted to bust out laughing…
'Cause I may be bad, but I'm perfectly good at it
Sex in the air, I don't care, I love the smell of it
Sticks and stones may break my bones
But chains and whips excite me
The glee clubbers all had different reactions, and I had to admit, if Q wasn't like a sister to me, I would totally get in on that, but she is, so I won't. Britts was fanning herself, and I kinda want to ask Q for tips, but that would mean admitting that I needed her help and, well… we all know that's never gonna happen…
'Cause I may be bad, but I'm perfectly good at it
Sex in the air, I don't care, I love the smell of it
Sticks and stones may break my bones
But chains and whips excite me
Na na na
Come on, come on, come on
I like it-like it
Come on, come on, come on
I like it-like it
Come on, come on, come on
I like it-like it (Na na na)
Come on, come on, come on
I like it-like it
I saw Berry squirming in her chair, and I knew it would only be a little bit longer…
Love is great, love is fine (Oh oh oh oh oh)
Out the box, outta line (Oh oh oh oh oh)
The affliction of the feeling leaves me wanting more (Oh oh oh oh oh)
'Cause I may be bad, but I'm perfectly good at it
Sex in the air, I don't care, I love the smell of it
Sticks and stones may break my bones
But chains and whips excite me
Na na na
Come on, come on, come on
I like it-like it
Come on, come on, come on
I like it-like it (Na na na)
Come on, come on, come on
I like it-like it
Come on, come on, come on
I like it-like it
S-S-S & M-M-M
S-S-S & M-M-M
Oh, shit!
Oh, I love the feeling you bring to me, oh, you turn me on
It's exactly what I've been yearning for, give it to me strong
And meet me in my boudoir, make my body say ah ah ah
I like it-like it
I heard Berry whimper, and Q smile, and oh my god, I had their asses for life…
Can you say, blackmail?
Cause I may be bad, but I'm perfectly good at it
Sex in the air, I don't care, I love the smell of it
Sticks and stones may break my bones
But chains and whips excite me
Cause I may be bad, but I'm perfectly good at it
Sex in the air, I don't care, I love the smell of it
Sticks and stones may break my bones
But chains and whips excite me
Na na na
Come on, come on, come on
I like it-like it
Come on, come on, come on
I like it-like it (Na na na)
Come on, come on, come on
I like it-like it
Come on, come on, come on
I like it-like it
S-S-S & M-M-M
S-S-S & M-M-M
S-S-S & M-M-M
S-S-S & M-M-M
Everyone stood there in shock, and Quinn looked at the floor, and said," Um… yeah, the song is ironic because it is talking about crazy hot sex, and I'm into relationships."
I literally had to suppress a giggle at Q using the word 'sex'.
Mr. Shue dismissed us, and so I stood and did the whole jealous break up thing and stormed out…
It was all up to Berry now…
A/N So, let me know what you think please! love you guys!
