CHAPTER 4: A FIGHTER TOURNAMENT
AN: YAYAYAYA I am rlly excited to b on chappie 4 of my sotry! And oh yeah I should tell u guyz that I changed the name of my story and my summary and my cousin helped me do that. But NEway YOU BETTER REVIEW ORE U BITCH
Disclaimer: LOL u guyz what happen if I say I do won Kingdom Herats? Well I don't too bad.
Sakura put her Gummi into park on the park stick and they went down on to the land and were parking next to the big Coliseum. It was like the Coliseum in Russia.
Skura and Beonce jump out of the hsip and look around. "Wow," told Beyonce. That is one big Coliseum liek the 1 in Russia!"
They start to walking rite up to the Coliseum when a person is rite next to them! It was some guy w/ black spike hair and blu eyes/orbs. He wore clothes. And maybe he was a liek kind of hot.
They guy say, "Hay there! Who r u? I am a Zack and I am a here to do TRAINING! Dis is the Coliseum and lots of fighters come from all over the glaxies to training here and they have a fighter tournament 2! And somes times here b monsters like the Titans. Lol the Titans r liek giant rocks ROCK IT. And I am a here to fite them and become a stronger and get teh grande prize as well. Prolly a lot of hot fighters will come here IF U BUILD IT DEY WILL COME lololol. And teh strongest fighter her now is naimed Hercules and he is pretty strong but I bet I can beat him hahah. I have a HUGE SWORD and gonna use it to cut him up! Who r u?"
Sakura smile and say, "I am Princess Sakura. Just call me Sakura. And this is Beyonce she is a moogle and my asstant and does magic and can talk liek a human talk. So this is a fighter tournament?" And then she say to Beyonce "I think we should get in this enter the fightre tournament and win the grande prize since we r so strong ok?"
And Beyonce say ok.
Sakura, Btyeonce, and Zach walk in to the building. And Zach was righto! In the place were u wait 4 the fighter tournament was a lot of ppl waiting to b in the fighter tournament! And LOOK! Over dere was Squalo and Yuffie her friends from Traverse Towne!
Sakura run up to say hi guys! Wut ru u here for the fighter tournament?"
Yuffie nod and go "Yeah! We cam here becuz Leono is a rlly good fighter and so am I! And he wants to win the grande prize. U can enter in teams u kno."
So Sakura and Beyonce run up to the signup board and write there names in hot pink pen so they will stand out above the crowd even if I gotta shout out loud til mine is the only face youll see goona stand out til u notice me. Then they go back and wait by Squalo and Yuffie and now Zack 2 becuz he cam over to hit on Sakura.
Zack said, "Wow Sakrua u r so fine. DO UR LEGS HURT CUZ U HAVE BEEN RUNNING THROUGH MY DREAMS ALL NIGHT.
"DID IT HURT WHEN U FELL FROM HEAVEN?
"R U FROM JAMAICA CUZ JA MAKING ME CRAZY.
"I LOST MY PHONE NUMBER CAN I HAV URS?
"CAN I BORROW 50 CENTS BCUZ I PROMISED TO CALL MY MOM WHEN I MET THE GRL I WAS GONNA MARRY.
"DID IT HURT. WHEN I TOOK UR VIRGINITY?!"
Sakura was kinda flattery bcuz Zack was hot and he thought she was hot because she was, but at the same time she knew he was not her One True Love so she didn't want to do it w/ him. But LOL give Zach my numbner 4 me cuz I would tap dat ass! Lawl!
And Leon was jellasous bcuz he liek Sakrua too, remember. He glaring at Zach and whiper to Yuffie, "We goota beat that guy ok? I don't liek him hitting on my woman.!"
"Ok!" Go Yuffie.
And while they were all standing around the doors flew open! And in walked a big muscley man! He had orange hair w/ a curl and he smiled big and he had big chest muscles and leg muscles and back muscles and chest muscles and leg muscles. He wore armor. And he was a glowing!
"Omg!" Said Zach. "That is Herculces I telled u about!"
Hercules came in to the room and smiled at them. He said, "Hello r u here to see me win the fighter tournament!"
And Zach jump forward and yell, "NO WAY. We r here to beat u a Herclues! Just bcuz u r god doesn't mean u should win alla the fighter trounaments!"
And I didn't like Herclues ever because he was god and the reason why my loser parents make me go to church on Sunday! I HATE CHURCH AND I HATE TEH PRIESTS WHO TOUCH ME AND SAY OOOOHHH DONT TELL NO ONE IT'S A SEKRET TOUCH! I don't want to pray to u Herclues! U R A FALSE GOD. So Sakura wanted to beat him 4 me.
And flowing Herclues was a goatman! But not like the one from Narnia movie! This 1 was mean and yelled and cussed a lot and was really really hairy like a hairy uncle. He ate rocks. And next to him was a girl in a pink dress. She was really anarexoic and had long brown hair. And next to him was a horse w/ wings to fly. His name was Pegasis.
The goatman said, "WUT DA FUCK R U PPL?!" He was a snaring at them and bit Zack's pants and ate them.
"The girl said, clam down Phil which was his name, they must just be here 4 the fighter tournament."
Hercucles said, "That's righto Meg! Which hwas her name. And oh u brought Pegasis my trusty horse! And Phil my trainer man!"
So everyone there say hi except 4 Phil bcuz he was a dirty old man and he touch himself at night under the covers. And Meg 2 becuz she know Herclues think that Sakura was hot because she was and she was very jealous and green w/ envy green eyed monster green w/ envy THE 7 DEADLY SINS!
B4 too much could happen a bell rang! The bell rang! BUT THE BELL RANG! And Phil said, "Alright u fucks, that mean its time 4 the fighter tournament to start!"
Zank and Herclues and Squalo and Yuffie and Beyonce cheered yes! "BUT!" Said Phil w/ a dirtysexy look in his eye. "It is not a normal fighter tournament like normal. It is a different 1 now!" "This fighter tournament will rlly b a modeling tournament lololololo!"
Everyone said "What?!"
"Yes said Phill. And u will hav to dress up in teh clothes I make u and do an interview like at a modeling tournament!"
"No wai!" said Zack. "I didn't come her to model I came to FIGHTER TOURNAMENT! I am a gonna leave!" Zack start to leave and so did Squalo but Phil screamed, "WAIT!"
"WAIT! The grande prize is….
The grand prize is….
The grand prize is….
THE GRANDE PRIZE IS SAKURA!"
And every1 gasp at that!
Zach and Hercles and Leon all smile and said "OK!" and they rub their hands together and cockled evilily. They alllllll want Sakura so even though they r no trannies they r gonna hafto to it to win her love! And Leon said Yuffie had to do it 2 to help him and if she win then she give the grand prize Sakura to him. Meg scream loud and stab Phil in the nuggets w/ a fork, but.
Sakura turned to Beyonce. "Beyonce! I did'nt want to be a prize! I believe in feminism and w/ feminism woman cant be prizes and only go all the way w/ their True Love! We have to win the fighter tournament so that nonoe of those guyz win me 2 go all da way and so we can a keep looking 4 King Micky and Sora!"
"Oh yeah," said Beyonce because Beyonce is ALL ABOIUT feminism! "Don't worry Sakura we will win 4 sure!"
So Phil pass out all of the stuff and each person go into a room to change and get ready and put on their faces. In there room Sakura was holding the dress that Phil a gave her. IT LOOK LIEK A HOOKER DRESS! Sakura was soooooooo pissed b/c according to feminism only homo men should b hookers! The dress was like balck and leathery and shoed her butt line! And Beyonce had an asian girl dress and hair wig to wear. And both of them a had to put on TONS of makeup! And according to feminism u can wear makepup but now enough to look like a hooker!
The 2 girls walk out when they are ready and go in to the areana. The areana was full w/ a stage and runway liek at modeling tournaments. And the goatman had put up soooo many lights and cameras! And Mega and Pegasis were in the audience watching.
Phil a try to jump up on 2 the stage bbut his goatlegs were so short that he couldn't make it and fell and roll around in his own feces. Then he get on the stage and talking into a mic. "Ladies and gentleman this is the fighter tournament! I am the only judge and I pick the winner! Wecome our sexy contestants!"
And then lights were a flashing and glowing and music was playing on speakers and the consestants all came out.
AND OMG OMG!
They were all in stupid outfists! Sakura nad Beyonce were wear what I said they were, Yuffie was dressed like Hannah Montanna, Squalo was dressed liek Brintey Spears in Opps I Did It Again, Hercues was dressed liek a Salier Moon girl, Zach was pressed like a sexy princess, and some blonde guy was dress liek Victoria's Secret!
IT WAS DISGUSTING!
But Phil was a drooling and he made them all dance around and he took pictures of it and put it up on the internet and when something goes up on the internet IT IS THERE 4EVER!
Nad Phil made dem all dance and give speaches and do a talent show where tehy did thingz like eat glass and juggle hard and wrestle and
BUT!
And Sakura was soooo pissed! THIS WAS NOT FEMINISM! She screamed, "STOP!"
And every1 did stop and started at her. "I came here for a fighter tournament and this is not a fighter tournament! U guyz I think we shoud kill Phill because according to feminism goatman r evil and touch themselves and that is bad! LET'S KILL HIM!"
She take her Keyblade out of her dress and Keyonce take out her wand and Yuffie take out a ninja star and Squalo take out a gun sword and Zack take out a big ass sword and Hercules take out his powerful fists and the blode guy also take out a big sword. They all leap on Phil and start to kill him!
But as they did that smoke blew up!
"What the fuck going on her!?" Scream a voice.
Every1 turn around and stare at the voice and it was not just a voice it was also a person! It was a blue man w/ lips and a dress and fire on his head. He glaring at them but then he start to laugh! "I came her 4 the fighter tournemant and only here is a bunch of trannies! HAHAHAH! Now I can kill u all so easy and win that grande prize!"
And then he a fire and it shoot out of his shoulders at all them. All the fighters jump away butt Phi was 2 late and he got rosted like goatpig w/ apple in mouth! Tuffie scream so loud!
Sakura say, "U guiz we gotta stand and fight noa!"
And Hercles say "But sakura dat is Hell and he is tha god of hell! He has fire! How can we beat him!"
And Sakura saw "Hercles I thought u wer the champ of fighter tournament cant u do it!?"
And Herclues piss his pants bcuz he sooooooo scared and he cry. "BUT SAKURA I A FALSWE GOD I NO CAN DO IT!"
And Zach run up and cut his head rite off bcuz DEY HAET HIM! He laugh "HAHAHAH DE END O HERCLUWESE!" And den he run up to his frend Cloud and they hi5 and giggle.
So the reste of the fighters who now left all say "YAH!"
And they all run 2 Hell and chip him. He scream YAAAAAFGHHHHHH. And they cut his dress and dat is the source o his powa! So he cry and say "I am NOT a gonna lose 2 u trannies!" He jupm and wave a arm and the sky open up nad drop out A TITAN!
It was the gold titan who turnz everything 2 gold! He land on the ground and whren he did the ground turn 2 gold. And Hell laugh and say "THE GOLD TITANY WILL TURN U ALL 2 GOLD. DEN U WON'T B ALIVE AND WHEN U DIE IT IS 4EVER." And then Hell melted in2 the ground and went bak 2 hell and was gone!
All the fighters gasp. 'Well ew goota kill him fast u guys b4 he can turn us into gold!" And they all go "right!"
So Tuffie jump rite into the air and thro her ninja star at the monster face and it bounce right off not hurt and the monster rich out and touch Tuffie and turn her into gold and she fall like a rock liek a rock made out of gold like a rock to the ground which was made out of gold. And she went DOOOOOMMMM. And Lion was like "oh no Yuffe!" And he try to wak over 2 her but the monster step on him and when it did he turn into gold. So zack say "Ok Clad lets do a double team attack double team!"
Cloud and zach jumped right up zak jumped right off of Clouds head and he sing his sowrd and hit the titan w/ it and it crack in half! ON NO! Zach creamed "OH NO!" And so did Clode! And teh Titan pik thim up in his powerfull hams and lick them w/ his tounge and EVEN HIS TOUNGE TURND PPL 2 GOLD. Now they were gold and they fell all the way down.
Beyonce was so scared so scared so scared bcuz they were the last 2 left omg! She say "Sakura I am a scared! Wut should we do!"
Sakura say "It's ok Beyone, I PLAN! U fly around w/ ur wings that fly 2 b distract! BUT don't get touched it is a bad touch! Leave rest 2 me!"
So Beyonce fly up into air and wiz by Titany and said "HEY U FUK LOOK ME DISTRACT!" The monstry did look and was distract and it rooooarrr so mad. It try to Kill Beyonce but coulnt cacth her because she fly so fast! THAT'S GOOD.
While this Sakura was got out her Key Blade and took deep breathe to gather her power. Then she run really fast up to the titan and did a power jump up and stab it right in the crotch privates because the others didn't know but Sakura did know that the gold titant is made of hard gold and if u hit it on most of it it will not hurt it it will just bounce off BUTT the gold titan's 1 spot that u can hit is its privates and Sakura did know that! Good thing 2 lol! And so she stab it and twist it and go UUUGHHHH and the monster went
GGGAAARRGGGHHHh HURTS.!
And it was no gold NEmore now it turn tinto dust and fall down liek dust and flew away on the wind like a candle in the wind. And when that happen the ground and Zack and Cloude and Squal and Yuffie all turn back into real ppl and real ppl r not made of gold! Lol! And Beyonce land on the ground and cheer and every1 hug Sakura 4 knowing what she know and even if they still dressed like hookers it ok Sakrua didn't EVEN mind 4 then!
Zack and Cloud and Leon were still kind of sad becuz they didnt win the fighter tournament and get to touch Sakura boobies AW MAN. But Sakura was happy bczu feminism. Beyonce 2. And then no one was sad bcuz Meg had been a made into gold and didn't turn back so they take her to the pawn shop and get 10000000000000000000 dollars! YESSSSSSS. LIFE STYLES OF THE RICH AND THEY FAMOUSE! And they use the money 2 get now clotesh and not be hookers NEmore yayayaya!.\
So now that done all teh fighter tournament over they all say good bye to each other. Yuffie say bye and Lion lick Sakura neck and Cloud toch he biggest boob and Zack say
"R U FROM TENNESE CUZ UR THE ONLY 10 I SEE?
"IS UR DAD A BAKER CUZ U GOT SOME HOT ASS BUNS?
"R U WEARING SPACE PANTS CAUSE UR ASS IS OUTTA DIS WORLD?
"IS THERE A MIRROR IN UR PANTS CUZ I CAN SEE MYSELF IN THEM?
"IF U WERE MY HOMEWORK I WOULD PUT U ON MY DESK EVERY NIGHT AND DO U."
"I WILL FUK U."
So after dat Sakura and Beyonce got into theyre Gummi Bear to leave. Oh yeah and they did get a prize bcuz they took all the other prizes and crap from the Coliseusm that was there and lolol those Russians r a gonna be made! XD LOL IN RUSSIA COLISEUM STEAL U! MY COUSIN TOLD ME THAT 1!
Anyway they blast off and went in2 space.
"Well said Sakura, there is the next world we r going to land on. She pointed and IT WAS A JUNGLE OUT DERE WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE DADADADUN DUN WE GOT FUN AND GAMEZ!"
So they landed on it.
AN: Lol so u guyz I was tired of fight seens so I made it so they do a modeling tornament wasn't that cool! Yeah I thought so too! Lol! But so REVIEW REVIEW I am NOT happy when I don't get reviews! Sakura might kill you!
