AN: I sed stup flaming ok ebony's name is ENOBY

Snape: She spelled her character's name SPELLED HER CHARACTER'S NAME WRONG.

nut mary su OK! DRACO IS SOO IN LUV wif her dat he is acting defrent! dey nu eechodder b4 ok!

Hermione: Yeah for a day!

Ron: I fell in love with you after a day.

Hermione: Aww!(kisses him)

Harry: That's a bunch of crap.

"DRACO!" I shouted.

"What the fuck do you think you are doing?"Draco didn't answer but he stopped the flying car and he walked out of it. I walked out of it too, curiously.

"What the fucking hell?" I asked angrily.

"Ebony?" he asked.

"What?" I snapped.

Draco leaned in extra-close and I looked into his gothic red eyes (he was wearing color contacts)

Snape: Draco I just thought of something: You would kind of look like an albino rat with red eyes.

Draco: Thanks.

Sirius: I had an albino rat named Pickels when I was in Azkaban, but they don't give you much food there. So I ate him.

Everyone: (horrified stare)

Sirius:What?

which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness and then suddenly I didn't feel mad anymore. And then… suddenly just as I Draco kissed me passionately.

Draco: Oh my God...

Voldemort: Cool! It's f*cky f*cky time!

Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He took of my top and I took of his clothes.

Voldemort: Wait I was just kidding!

McGonagall: YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO IT IN THE FORBIDDEN 'S JUST WRONG.

Dumbledore: Why would anyone want to?

Draco: No...please...please let this be a cruel joke...

Snape: I'm not sure I want to know what happens next.

Sirius: I do. I love poorly written lemons.

I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.

Sirius: Wow.

Ron Harry Hermione: (hysterical laughture)

Snape: That would be the best pick up line ever.

Voldemort: I'm so using that on Belatrix. "Hey Belatrix, Can I put my thingie into your you-know-what?"

Draco: Is this girl serious?

"Oh! Oh! Oh! " I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm.

McGonagall: Ew.

We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And then….

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!"

It was….Dumbledore!

Snape: I'm gonna say that next time I catch kids doing something bad. "POTTER! GRANGER! WEASLEY! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERF*CKERS?"

Dumbledore: I LOVE myself in this story.