Grey's Anatomy.

SMILE! Well I am. Happily! OMG! I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW POPULAR THIS IS! But I guess that's good ol' fashion Calzona for ya!

Disclaimer: I didn't own them, until I stole the rights from Shonda and kidnapped the characters, not the actors, the characters. Say hello guys!
Meredith: HELP! Zola needs me!
Arizona: Calliope? Where the hell is Sofia!
Callie: Tied up beside me, geez. You always think the worst.
Arizona: We're kidnapped. What else am I gonna think?
Callie: She's not gonna kill such a cute baby is she?
Cristina: Why is she writing all this down, I wonder if she'll write anything? Hey, b*tches, this the wicked m*ther -f*cker Xtina, BURKE I MISS YOU SAVE ME FROM OWEN.

And that's enough of me trying to get extra words in! :D

A/N: So, this is a few questions answered and some explanations.

-Arizona is Roman's mom by the fact that he is a test tube, Google it if you don't know what that is :)
-Mark fathered the kids because Callie wanted them to be related by law, not just their families rules, the fact she was worried about the legal issues in the wedding episode kind of helps to get this.
-Mark was in the room because he says "We're practically siblings, I should be here." His words.. not mine? Lol, hope you can get it :p -If you hated the fact that she slept with Alex, try to see it from my POV, it's there to help the story progress.. if that's not enough.. Arizona and Alex didn't remember anything from the night before, Arizona would never do that sober, I mean, ew, boy-parts. ;D

Ages: Sofia: 14. Roman: 9. Javier: 4 and still in dipers.

Let's just get on with Chapter 4, ay?

If you can, I'd listen to the chapter's song while reading, usually the title of the chapter is the song I'm listening to when I'm writing, so the mood generally follows it.. sad songs, sad chapter, today is a happy chapter though! YAY!

Chapter 4: Firework. (Katy Perry) (Listen!)

Arizona was about to talk to Izzie when her pager went off, she said that she promised to talk later, she really had to go check on the newest load of Africa-kids and make sure Derek wasn't thinking about stealing another baby brother or sister, he hadn't stolen little Kibo, merely decided adopted the little boy when he was 2, 5 years ago, on the day of Arizona and Callie's 9th wedding anniversary, the 14th was coming up in 2 weeks so, it'd be a prime oppoutunity to start choosing, adopt around the same day as Zola and Kibo had been. Callie was in another knee surgery but wanted to find out what Izzie had to say, whether it was good or bad, they had to know ASAP. Alex hadn't really done anything but schedule a surgery on an African kid because he wanted something that would make him stay here rather than going home, it was his day off, but the kid needed the surgery, so instead of getting it tomorrow, he'd get it today. Anything to help the kids.. and be put in charge of the Peads department when Arizona goes on maternity leave.
"Honestly, Alex, I thought you'd want as much time as possible with your child, instead you're taking on a huge role as head of the department!" Arizona said, charting at the nurses station, Alex was sat beside her eating a bag of Dorito's.
"Enough about me being a bad father before the kid's even born and more about the fact that not only do I not have the role for sure, April's now vying for the role. Remember when neuro was her thing?"
"That was before Stark." Arizona said, causing the pair to laugh. "So, what'd you think Izzie wants?"
"I don't know, but we'll find out in a couple of hours, speaking of hours, I gotta leave for a surgery in 5. But, first, most importantly - when are you gonna tell your kids?"
Arizona just shrugged before Alex left for his surgery. "Bye!" Arizona yelled.

Arizona was sitting in the waiting room on the baby-floor. Callie was beside her, Alex on the other side and Mark was just walking in from the elevator. Arizona was relaxing with her eyes closed and Callie was rubbing her stomach, Alex was rubbing her shoulders.
"What's up?" Mark said, his mouth full with mars-bar. Arizona heard his voice and shot up in her seat, Callie and Alex pushed her back down, continuing the rubbing. "Why are you groping her various body parts of her body?" "Why are you Mark!" Arizona yelled.
"Calm." Alex said simply, pushing her head back so it was resting against the wall.
"What are you doing?" Mark asked.
"Why are you here?" Arizona yelled, being pushed back again.
"Calm." Alex said, more firmly this time.
"C'mon little baby, it's all good, perfect timing." Callie spoke to Arizona's belly.
"Go away, Mark." Arizona said.
"No! The baby could think that it's Mark and hide more!" Callie said, then leant back into the stomach. "Please ignore the yelling coming from me, Mami, and the blonde one you can only see the inner stomach of, Mom. Also pay no attention to the bearded guy, Uncle Mark and the other one, telling Mom to calm down, Alex." Arizona nudged Callie ever so slightly before she got the idea. "I mean, Daddy." Callie smiled to the belly, as if the baby could see.
The group laughed for a minute until Arizona got tired and remembered that she was curious as to why Mark was there. "Why are you here?" Arizona said, not yelling.
"I was here this morning so I wanted to see what Izzie wanted." Mark sat down beside Callie.
"Why were you there this morning?" Callie asked, rubbing the belly again.
"Because, I'm like, God-Father of the fetus so.." Mark said, sitting back and flicking Callie's long hair off back and forth for no reason. "What are you two doing?"
"Whenever the baby kicks, by the time we get to Arizona or even turn to feel, it stops." Alex said, moving on to rubbing the stomach with Callie.
"Don't be shy, little one." Callie whispered, but everyone heard it.
"Where is it?" Mark asked Arizona.
"I think it's doing the splits or something because both of my kidney's are feeling pretty beaten up, I feel so sorry for you Callie."
"You get used to it after a while." Callie laughed, pulling away at the same time as Alex.
"Guys!" Arizona yelled, pulling them to her stomach.
"Ah! It's kicking!" Callie yelled, putting both hands on the stomach.
Alex was grinning from ear to ear.
"Wow." Mark said.
"Get off of me!" Arizona said, pushing his hand away.
"Not many women have said that." Mark smirked. Arizona and Callie rolled their eyes and watched as Izzie opened the office door.
"C'mon!" She said simply, it was only them there, so she was being pretty specific.

Arizona was sitting in Izzie's new office. She had pictures of her and new mom's holding their children, it was a pretty sweet office because of this. Arizona was sitting across the desk from Izzie, Callie was sat beside her and Mark and Alex were at the back of the room.
"So, Izzie, you wanted to talk to us?" Callie broke the silence.
"Yes, I did." Izzie said sitting forward.
"As you know, the ultra sound looked.. strange, not human, like the baby wasn't normal.." Izzie said, sympathetically, Arizona looked ready to cry, the others looked very curious. "And I didn't point out the heartbeat, you didn't check for the heart beat, being that you're the paitient.." Izzie continued, taking one of Arizona hands that were on the desk, the tears welled up in Arizona's eyes and threatened to break, Alex shook his head, Callie closed her eyes and put her hand on her head. Mark's eyes squinted in suspicion. "There wasn't one heartbeat." Izzie said, Arizona ripped her hand away and covered her mouth, her tears in full force, Callie started repeating 'no' over and over, Alex shrunk at the back of the room, his head falling into his hands. A smirk emerged on Mark's face and he broke out in laughter seeing how upset the parents were.
"Mark!" Callie yelled, turning around.
Arizona shot Mark a death glare and felt like punching him.
"We just felt it kick?" Alex said quietly, trying to get his head around this.
"Oh my god!" Mark yelled at the fact they were all upset and laughed again. "Don't you idiots get it, there isn't one heartbeat!"
"We got it, Mark." Callie said firmly.
"There isn't ONE heartbeat." Mark said, Izzie looked at him and smiled a bit, she quickly turned back to being understanding. "ONE HEARTBEAT!" Mark yelled in Arizona's ear.
"Mark!" Arizona yelled, pushing him away and putting her head in her hand, then she pulled her hand away and sat up, staring Izzie right in the eyes, Izzie started laughing, she turned to Mark who was doing the same. "One heartbeat." She sighed. "Twins." "Twins?" Alex said, jumping up and moving over to the rest of them.
"Twins? How'd you get that?" Callie said, slowly, sobs making her words almost in-audioble. "One heartbeat, Calliope, one.. there isn't one.. there's two." Arizona explained.
"What?" Callie said, stopping crying and jumping up in her seat. "We're gonna have twins!" Arizona nodded with joy and glee. "We're gonna have five kids?" Arizona stopped smiling as much. "And we baby-sit everyone elses children?" Callie said, by now Arizona and Callie both looked horrified.
"Who cares?" Arizona said, smiling again, Callie just shrugged and smiled too.

Izzie sat back and laughed. "So, do you wanna know the sex?" She said, shuffleing her chair in and put the papers together.
"Yes." Mark said, Arizona pushed him back from the seats a little bit and looked at Callie.
"Yes." Alex said loudly.
"Yes?" Arizona asked Callie.
"Yes." Callie smiled at Arizona.
"Yes?" Izzie asked.
"Yes." Arizona said finally.
"You're having 2 baby girls." Izzie smiled.
"GIRLS!" Arizona and Callie yelled and both stood up and were happy-dancing while Alex and Mark just rested on the seats looking disapointed.
"What'll we name them?" Arizona yelled.
"Well, kind of half spanish, half whatever you want, because their yours, and unlike Roman, we don't already have a name chosen." Callie said. "I'm thinking Victoria, you know."
"Yeah, I love that!" Arizona grinned, Alex nodded in approval and Izzie smiled and nodded when Arizona looked to her opinion, Mark shrugged but after a nudge from Callie he smiled and nodded.
"And the second one, hmm... Maria, or Carmen, or.." Callie started listing.
"Elena!" Alex said, Callie pointed in approval, Mark and Izzie nodded. They all sat there listing names like Ana, Andrea, Adrianne, Carla...
"Emily." Arizona said, having zoned out of the convosation.
"Emily? Not very Spanish." Mark said, sitting down.
"No, imagine it, family day out, Calliope and I sitting on the beach while Sofia tans over at the side, Roman and Javier splashing in the ocean, Roman pulls Victoria onto his back and runs through the water, Emily is busy burying Mark, who tagged along, in the sand with Lexie's assistance. Alex is sitting with Izzie and their other son, James, Mer, Der, Cristina, Owen, Teddy and Henry and their children all playing in the sand. It'll be magical." Arizona said, grinning, the rest of the group were all imagining it, and smiling.
"Emily." They all agreed.
Arizona hugged Izzie and left with Callie, Mark followed them out.

Alex went and hugged Izzie. "I'm sorry I cheated on you."
"We weren't dating, yet." Izzie smiled. "So, James?" She laughed.
"Obviously." Alex joked.

Callie and Arizona had left at the same time, picking up Javier from daycare and the kids up from school. Sofia had clearly noticed that her mom was pregnant, Roman hadn't realised, he was never that observant anyway, but you would think he'd see the large belly, they'd had him checked for sight problems, nothing, they have him scanned every 6 months for head problems, he's just extremely flakey. They sat their children in the large living room on the large sofa. They rarely ever sat here, they usually spent most of their time in the playroom or the kitchen, this was for when they hosted parties or had large crowds and things like that.
"Well, you may have wondered why we called you in here." Arizona said.
"Candy!" Javier yelled. Callie laughed at her son.
"We're getting candy!" Roman yelled, Sofia rolled her eyes and pointed to her Mom's stomach. Arizona nodded, but Roman and Javier didn't realise where she was pointing.
"We called you in here, because we have some very important news." Callie pushed Arizona's coat back a little bit. "Mom's pregnant."
"Pregnant? Wait.. don't tell me! Isn't that like an organ? You're dying?" Roman stood up. "Wait a second.. pregnant is like babies right?" "Yes, Mommy's having a baby!" Sofia said, standing up aswell.
"Babies!" Javier clapped his hands.
"He is underdeveloped." Sofia laughed, picking him up.
"Actually, Mommy's having 2 babies." Arizona said, showing the ultrasound picture Izzie had given Alex who'd passed it on.
"Twins?" Sofia's voice was a mix of sadness, worry and joy, she didn't want anymore brothers, they were always stupid, she was worried that they wouldn't be able to handle it and glad that she was getting babies! She loved kids, she just wished she was younger so they could play dress up and stuff.
"Twins?" Roman said, sitting down with his dad's smirk on his face. "2 more to add to the army." The family rolled their eyes. He was trying to takeover the world. So ambitious for a 9 year old. "And the chicks would dig it, Selena would love a little baby sister in law." "Enough with the Selena Gomez!" Sofia went and touched her mom's belly.
"At least he wants to marry money." Callie said, sitting down with her sons.
"Yeah, Roman, they're girls, so she'll love that." Arizona wanted to tell him without him freaking out over having 3 sisters.
"Their kicking! They must love me." Sofia laughed, her heart swelled with the kicks. Roman stood up out of his Mami's hug and pressed his palm against the belly, for the first time in his life, he'd actually felt glad to have sisters, he put an arm around Sofia and hugged her, Sofia hugged back, they never hugged like this, ever. It only happened at weddings, the best hug apart from this was the one at Mark and Lexie's wedding. Callie brought Javier over and put his hand on the belly, he pulled away and looked scared, him mommy's stomach did not do this!

The children hugged their parents, each other and said goodnight to their fetel sisters. Callie and Arizona were left alone on the large sofa.
"Can we go to bed?" Callie said.
"Carry me." Arizona said, closing her eyes.
"I could try. I'll probably get a hernia though."
"Shut up and lift us!" Arizona held her arms out and Callie lifted her.
"Woah! You're lighter than I thought, but heavier than usually."

Callie lay Arizona on the bed and lay on top of her.
"I don't want to crush the babies." Callie said, rolling off.
"Oh my god, you're right, that is annoying! Arizona groaned, rolling on top of Callie.
"Ugh! And I don't want you to crush me!" Callie pushed her into a roll off of her and rolled onto her side, staring into her wife's eyes and kissing her lightly on her lips.
"You're gonna be the best mom of 5 ever." Arizona said sweetly and leant up, kissing her nose and then her lips. "C'mon then, have your way with me." Arizona said, slightly less sweetly.
Callie laughed and kissed her again.
"Okay, I guess I could." Callie sighed, pretending like it was a chore.
"Shut up!" Arizona pulled Callie onto herself.
"I love you Calliope, and I think the girls do too, they're kicking for you." "It's weird, but I love it, I love them and I love you." Callie kissed her.


So, some lovely Calzona love to make up for the horrible fights between the two, the worst is gone! (In fights). :0 THERE'S MORE? Yes.
Say goodbye kidnapped characters!
Arizona: This chapter is too cute for us to not wanna be here, we're guests now, BYE READERS!
Callie: Review if you love us!
Derek: I really need to check on Zola!
Meredith: I will hurt you! Bye R&R! BYE!

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