"Quite shocking modesty and overwhelming eloquence undoubtedly indicative of a fascinatingly eclectic persona… And what did you dream last Monday by the way?"
- Bortis Edvaarksi

this is how brois tlks cause hes so mean! :(((((((((( but elts not talk about him nemore cause he is so not nice but detevsive randy travis is and so is jakeward! They r my best friends n wintervarle! So her is how they met whil detec\tve randy travis was on teh case of the missing relsh nd egs! He was goin to solve ghe case n expoze boirs for teh mean person he relly was. And then he was goin to tel boris hey you cant stel peoples relish and eggs that's really not nice thar you do that and you should leave wintervasle cause pwople heere are really nice and you are really mean and I am adetetive so I can arrest u if you don't coperate!

An7ywa7 randy travis was oing to vist jakeward in the woods in his car on a stump where he was hanging out and being supper morneful and not sparkling evn a little bit! it was soooo sad!

but bois was bein SUPPER SNEAKY! almost as snkeary as me but not quite! Because I am teh fastest om winteervale! Heheheheheh ;))))))))))) he was followin detective randy traviss on his scooter that was blue. He had a blue scooter. That he rode on into the woods followni detective randy travis to see jakeword in the wood on his car on a stump, so he was bein super sneaky b/c randy travis the tedective had no idea ! thjat he was bein fololowed! By boris on his bule scooter! Ranuy travis, detective, was runnin to meet jakwerd in the woods on his car on a stump they were mmeting at high noon bnut det. Randy travis likes to be early! So he lef at 9:38 to get to the stump with the car on it with jakwerod on it.

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