67. When someone see a a big red button with the words DO NOT TOUCH it does not mean to push the button.

It says Do Not touch for a reason.


68. No one is to join Red in insanity because it's easier then trying to fight the Villain. Red has actual reasons for his lack of sanity you don't.


69. No Agent Is to try helping Red take over the world.

He does enough damage on his own.


70. No one is to ask Red how he became Russia's Most Wanted.

He's not going to tell and your constant asking is beginning to annoy him.


71. It is cruel to tell The monsters know as Fangirls\boys where their prey... I mean object of affection is hiding.

With that said I believe Red, Nigel,and Rockgut were last seen in Q's lab.


72. Kidnap Nigel at your own risks. We will not save anyone stupid enough to try.

a.) Nor will we call off Red and Rockgut.

You have been warned.


73. No one is allowed to give known villains a tour through MI6 HeadQuarters.

Heaven knows they already spend too much time here as it is.


74. You may not pour gasoline on a person and Chase them with a lite match, lighter, or flamethrower.


75. Red would like to make it very clear that he is not cheating on Nigel and Buck with Count Victor von Sova.

a.) The Count is not having a love affair with Red and the two find it very offensive and disgusting that anyone would think so.

b.) Red is not having a love affair with his Father-Mentor.


76. No one is to blame Red for something he did not do. He does not take well to being framed when he's actually innocent for a change.


77. No one is allowed to complain if Red seeks vengeance after you frame him.

He was stuck on the couch for two weeks thanks to your actions. Nigel and Rockgut are still apologizing for not be living him when he claimed he was innocent in the matter.


78. Nigel and Rockgut are to immediately stop using MI6 gadgets to spy on Red unless it is for an assigned mission.

For the last time, Red is not having a love affair with Anyone!


79. Red and The Count will like to clarify now: There is No "Hug a Villian Day" nor has there ever been.

The next person to hug either, unless they are their significant others, will lose their hands. You have been warned.


80. Red is not allowed to hide corpses in MI6 HeadQuarters for ANY reason.

a.) No you may not hide them at M's house

b.) Nor the Commander's. He has children.

We will pretend we never saw them in they are gone by Afternoon Tea.