A/N: Once again, I have no idea what Beckendorf/Silena is so I just made up my own abbreviation.

To answer people's questions:

Thalia Castellan: Actually, I am planning to do a couple of Kronos pairings. That should be fun.

The Poetic Nightmare: Yeah, I was bored and had nothing to do. I agree with you about Clarisse.

Artemis's Lieutenant: I am definitely going to do weird pairings.

Thanks to everybody who reviewed! You are all good people!

DISCLAIMER: What makes you think I don't own the PJO series? Hmmm? Maybe I'm actually Rick Riordan in disguise! Too bad I'm not…*cries silently*

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Kronos on…BECKENLENA!

"Beckendorf is a buff teenage boy who is almost like Percy Jackson all over again. He's a demigod who doesn't realize that some girl is hitting on him. Sigh…why can't I have some decent descendants? Beckendorf enjoys metalworking waaaay too much for it just to be a hobby. Apparently he was once seen kissing some Celestial bronze. And they say I'm creepy. Beckendorf takes disturbing to a whole new level.

"Silena Beauregard's name was so obviously taken from Selene, the old moon goddess lady. Wait…what does that have to do with anything? Oh well, you'll have to excuse me, I just discovered something called...alcohol, is it? Well, whatever it is, it's very nice. *pauses to vomit on the floor* Anyway, Silena could probably have had any guy (in fact, I was considering taking her if I won…hehe…unfortunately, she didn't make it…), however, she chose that filthy Hephaestus boy…and over ME too! I cried for days, do you know that?

"Now, they're both dead and down in Elysium, probably making out on a corner…does nobody understand my pain? Wait, I'm not finished yet…."

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A/N: Slightly disturbing. Creepy. Whatever. I have a command sequence for you all:

Hello (insert your name here). Command sequence: Daedalus 23! Review story! Begin activation!

On request, I'm going to do Gruniper next.