"Wow, Jade it looks really different in here! Says Dave walking the newly decorated mansion

"well it would be it's been quite a few years since Grandpa died.. but the style is way more me replies Jade issuing towards the mechanical inventions that lined the room with the addition to a few of her old plushies here and there.

"This is fucking awesome!" exclaims Dirk in heaven as he gently picks up one of her half finished creations.

"Lil' man, don't touch her shit without asking! Besides you gotta get your shit unpacked and out of her foyer before you do anything." Dirk rolls his eyes but doesn't reply because he knows Dave is already stressed and that's the last thing he wants for Dave. Jake grabs Dirk's stuff while he wasn't looking and races away to his room while Dirk wasn't looking, giggling;

"Hurry up or I'm going to go through your shit!" Jake would never go through Dirk's stuff anyways as far as he knew Dirk was an open book the worst he suspected to be in there was maybe some porn featuring 2 big breasted bimbo's but as he waited for Dirk to navigate through the huge mansion he couldn't help but feel a little curious...maybe just a peak he didn't find anything memorable just a laptop, some games and a few robotics projects he assumed he was going to ask Jade for help with. He decided to look through the files on his laptop he found emulators, blueprints and other unimportant things but an unnamed file caught his eye it was locked he tried

Password: Plush Rump Correct

Too easy Jake thought to himself with a bucktoothed grin now lets see what's going on in Dirk's personal files to his surprise it was full of gay porn (mostly brunettes and blonds), pictures of himself and some raps about him. He froze when he heard footsteps outside the door he closed the laptop and threw it back into the bag and zipped it up as fast as he could flopping onto the bed just as the door opened.

You're an asshole, English you know that? Says Dirk half hardheartedly grinning. Jake couldn't do anything but think about what he just saw on Dirks laptop.

At least I don't want it! Jake mentally gasped he can't believe he just said that.

What..? is all Dirk could utter before flash stepping out of the room.