Chapter 4: So Much Mail!

A/N SOOOOOOOO many people reviewed that I'm cutting these chapters in half. If you didn't see your question here it's probably gonna be in the next chapter. BTW, THX FOR SO MUCH SUPPORT! I CAN'T BELIEVE SO MANY PEOPLE REVIEWED! Now without futher ado (I don't know what that means tho.;) ) Here comes the fourth set of questions in Ask the Characters of Miraculous Ladybug!

Me: We are BACK with MORE questions and MORE answers!

Everyone: *gloomily* yay.

Me: And thanks to AureliaAndMidnight who suggested I use CHAINSAWS on you guys! So give me more PEP!

Everyone: *peppier* YAY!

Me: Speaking of AureliaAndMidnight, our first question is from Aurelia (I think.)

AureliaAndMidnight

Hah! My question: CHLOE WHY ARE YOU SUCH A BITCH WOMAN?! DOES ANYONE HAVE AN ANSWER TO THIS?!

Chloe: Excuuuusssseeee me, but everyone LOVES me!

Everyone: NO! WE DON'T!

Chloe: They're just acting mad because we've been in here for so long.

Everyone: NO! WE AREN'T!

Chloe: Whatever!

And this is one for Juleka: Are you considering dating Rose?
BTW, I like the shark pit and the sleeping gas. I recommend chainsaws too.

Juleka: Mayyyyybe.

Me: Thank you, I try with these ignorant children. Lord save them and their ignorant minds.

Me: Okay, the next question was asked by two people, Guest and Fakira

Guest and Fakira

How come Plagg acts like he cares about nothing

Plagg: Look kid, if I care, I get hurt. I had some very good miraculous holders. And when I left, I got hurt. So now I don't care.

Me: Before the next question, I have a VERY important anouncement to make. Okay, so Marinette is Ladybug and Adrien is Chat Noir.

Adrien and Marinette: WTF! YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T TELL!

Everyone: Yeah right!

Me: Show them.

Adrien and Marinette: Fine.

Marinette: Tikki, Transforme Moi!

Adrien: Plagg, Transforme Moi!

*transformation sequence*

Me: As you can see, I WAS RIGHT!

Everyone: *faint*

Me: *pours water on all of them except for Chloe*

Alya: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU NOT TELL ME I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR BEST FRIEND!

Ladybug: If I told you, who's to say you wouldn't say: OMG I HAVE TO TELL EVERYONE! MY BFF IS LADYBUG! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Ladybug: I need to keep my identity a secret for our safety.

Everyone: Very true.

Alya: Okay fine. I'm not mad at you anymore.

Me: Now that that's settled,, the next questions are from guest wonderful weirdo

guest wonderful weirdo

To chat noir- where do you come up with the nicknames for ladybug

Adrien: Plagg helps me!

Plagg: *sheepishly* Maybe I do.

To Chat noir- where do you get your ideas for puns and which one is your favorite?

Adrien: I had a lot of time to think of puns during the solitary confindment and I don't have a favorite.

To alix- why is your hair pink?

Alix: My mom has pink hair. I guess that's why.

To alix- if you we're in a situation where you could choose only one. Would you save Kim or your rollerblades?

Alix: Ummmmmmmmm, pass!

To adrian and marinette who may or may not be ladybug and chat noir- have you ever noticed a very old guy with a red shirt with flowers ever been spotted watching you too in the background in episodes?

Adrien and Marinette: No.

To plagg- have you ever had a person who was a girl be chat noir?

Plagg: Yes, I have.

To ladybug and chat noir- do you have any leads to who is hawkmoth and what's your plan on finding and stopping him?

Marinette: No we don't. And we don't have a plan to find him and stop him.

To chat noir- do you remember ladybug kissing you?

Adrien: No. Wait, SHE KISSED ME! *fangirls*

To Nathaniel- is Your hair naturally that bright red color?

Nathaniel: Yes! It is! Would people PLEASE stop asking me that!

To adrian- have you ever thought about your future?

Adrien: Well... my dad says he wants me to keep on modeling, but I want to go to college.

Me: Okay, the next set of questions are from Fox

Fox

To Juleka: Are you Goth or Emo?

Juleka: Neither. I just like the colour black.

To Lila: Why u always lyin'?

Lila: *lying* I don't lie.

To Tikki: Do u like Plagg?

Tikki: Ewwwww! Plagg is my brother!

To Adrien: Do actually LIKE the nickname 'Adrikins'?

Adrien: Hell no! Who would?

To Chloe; What if I told you no one likes you and they think you're a brat? Don't believe me? Well then why don't you ask them and see? :D

Chloe: Fine I'll *is interuppted*

Everyone: WE DON'T LIKE YOU AND WE THINK YOUR'E A BRAT!

Chloe: Whatever, like I care!

Me: Okay, the last question is from Sp8403.

Sp8403How big is Adriens room? And which ship do you go for:
Adrienette, MariChat, LadyNoir, Ladrien.

Adrien: I don't know.

Me: MARICHAT ALL THE WAY DUDE! WHOOP!

Me: Okay that's all the questions for this chapter! Look out for the next chapter today! Bye kitty-cats!