Dot Hack out Takes: Take Four Guest Special
Ruby: Hi! Welcome to the guest special of Dot Hack out takes and- *looks around* Where'd Elk go? *looks over and Elk looked like he was in the army he was wearing a hard hat, grenades, and a gun or two*
Elk: stay away from me Ruby. *loads gun*
Ruby: -_-
Elk: I mean it.
Ruby: Don't worry your not alone.
Elk: O.o
Ruby: My we give a round of applause for Kite!!! *Kite appears*
Kite: Where am I?
Elk: HELL!
Ruby: You're with me!
Kite: I have a feeling I don't want to be here.
Elk: You DON'T!
Ruby: Get over here Elk! * Zaps Elk (in normal cloths) next to her*
Elk: I Hate You!
Kite: What's going to happen to me?
Ruby: Oh well. we're just going to split Elks torcher in half and give one half to you. No big deal! ^.^
Elk: YES!
Kite: *lowers head in defeat*
Ruby: Here are our first guests Koko and Yum Yum!
Koko: *Appears next to Kite* Hi Kite.*evil voice*
Yum Yum: *appears next to Koko* Hi! *waves* Now Koko you be nice.
Kite: HELP!
Elk: I've tried Help for the last 3 chapters. There's nobody who will save you.
Ruby: No One Can Save You Now!
Kite: MONSTERS!!!! HIDDIUS MONSTERS!!!!* grabs his hair and starts to rip at it*
Koko: *grabs Kite in a head lock and starts pounding at his head* Who did you call hiddius?!?
Kite: Ow Ow! That Hurts!
Elk: Feel the pain!
Ruby: *laughs* Ok I welcome more of our guests! Crimson Kitsune, Cousin, and Ansem.
*they appear on next to Elk*
Elk: . *scoots over closer to Ruby*
Ruby: ^_____________________________^
Ansem: Elk you weakling.
Elk: -_- Who are you to talk!?!?
Kite: *still getting hit on the head* Ow! This hurts!
Crimson K.: Hi!!!
Cousin: Ansem you stay away from Elk and stop making fun of him!
Ansem: Make Me! :P
Ruby: Leave Elk Alone!
Elk: Yah!
Kite: *Gets away from head lock*
Ruby: Torcher Kite instead! ^.^ *points at Kite*
Elk: Yah!
Kite: WHAT!!!
Koko: Oh I wasn't asking for permission but that's Awsome!
Yum Yum: That's not good.
Ruby: Ok you can torcher him but now blood, fractures, or death.
Koko: WAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Kite: I LOVE YOU RUBY!!!
Ruby: *twitch* Ewwwwwwwww. *scoots over closer to Elk*
Elk: *scoots over closer to Ansem, but then scoots back over to Ruby* I don't know who's worse.
Ruby: *Hugs Elk* More Out Takes!!!
Elk: O.O
15. Square in the Face Take one
Mimiru: *stands next to cliff*
Sora: *sneaks up behind her* HI!!!
Mimiru: WAH!!!!!!!! * grips sword and turns around nailing Sora in the face and nocking him off the cliff*
Sora: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! *SPLAT* ow..
Mimiru: Whose there? *looks around puzzled*
Director: *bangs his head on the desk* Cut! Cut!
Mimiru: Was someone behind me?
Sora: aaaaaaaaaaaaa..
All: *laugh*
Ruby: That was good!!!
Yum Yum: yep! ^.^
Koko: *comes up behind Kite with blowtorch*
Kite: HAY!!! HAY!!! She said no killing!
Koko: She didn't say anything about burning!
Elk: DO IT! DO IT!
Ruby: Or burning. or any other bottly damage.
Koko: WHAT NO FAR!!! *blow torch disappears* HAY!!!
Kite: THANK GOD!!!
Ruby: *still hugging Elk*
Elk: cant breath.
Ruby: *lets go a little* More out takes!!! ^.^
Elk: hopefully more air too.
Ruby: *stops hugging Elk* We have one more guest!
Kite and Elk: -_- yippee.
Ruby: Welcome Wolfie!
Wolfie: *appears next to Elk* Hi!!!
Elk: .
Ruby: More out takes!
16. Grunty troubles. Take one
Crim: *rides on his grunty* Come on!
Grunty: -_-
Crim: Come on!
Grunty: .
Crim: Are you going to go or not!?!
Grunty: *starts bucking back and forth*
Crim: *getting shaken back and forth* Ahhhhahhhhaaahhhhahhh
Grunty: *stops bucking*
Crim: *gos flying* damn grunty.
Director: Cut! Cut! The point is to stay on the grunty!
Crim: -_-
17. Grunty Troubles take two.
Kite: *pets grunty at farm* good grunty nice grunty.
Grunty: *smiles*
Kite: puts some food in his hand* here.
Grunty: *licks lips and bites Kites hand*
Kite: *tear* ahhhh..
Grunty: *bites harder*
Kite: *try's pull hand away but it wouldn't come out* HAY OW THAT HURTS!!!
Grunty: *Let's go*
Kite: *gos flying*
Director: -_-
All: *laugh*
Kite: that hurt.
Elk: I laugh at you. *covers mouth with hands*
Ruby: I'm getting though to you aren't I *smiles*
Elk: no you're a bad influence!
Ruby: -_-
Kite: you've been here longer than I thought!
Elk: ..... shut up.....
Kite: Make me! :-P
Elk: *grabs his staff* You wanna piece of me!!!
Kite: *picks up his double blades!* sure!!!
Ruby: *eating popcorn* this is going to be good.
Guests: You're Not Going to Stop Them!
Ruby: Why would I???
Guests: -_-
Ruby: fine *waves fingers*
*they both charge at each other but magically trip and end up accidentally end up lip-to-lip*
Ruby: *Hands over her mouth* That wasn't going to happen!!!
Guests: *anime fall*
Elk/ Kite: *pull away*
Elk: My mouth it' poisoned!!!
Kite: *scraping his tongue with his hand* it burns!!!
Kite/ Elk: Bloodlust!!! *run into different bathrooms*
Ruby: *starts giggling then laughing*
*throw up noises in background*
Guests: *laughing*
Ruby: ok *laugh* they wont be out for a while so *laugh* that's it bye please re-re *falls over laughing* Review please!
Guests: Bye for Now!
Ruby: Hi! Welcome to the guest special of Dot Hack out takes and- *looks around* Where'd Elk go? *looks over and Elk looked like he was in the army he was wearing a hard hat, grenades, and a gun or two*
Elk: stay away from me Ruby. *loads gun*
Ruby: -_-
Elk: I mean it.
Ruby: Don't worry your not alone.
Elk: O.o
Ruby: My we give a round of applause for Kite!!! *Kite appears*
Kite: Where am I?
Elk: HELL!
Ruby: You're with me!
Kite: I have a feeling I don't want to be here.
Elk: You DON'T!
Ruby: Get over here Elk! * Zaps Elk (in normal cloths) next to her*
Elk: I Hate You!
Kite: What's going to happen to me?
Ruby: Oh well. we're just going to split Elks torcher in half and give one half to you. No big deal! ^.^
Elk: YES!
Kite: *lowers head in defeat*
Ruby: Here are our first guests Koko and Yum Yum!
Koko: *Appears next to Kite* Hi Kite.*evil voice*
Yum Yum: *appears next to Koko* Hi! *waves* Now Koko you be nice.
Kite: HELP!
Elk: I've tried Help for the last 3 chapters. There's nobody who will save you.
Ruby: No One Can Save You Now!
Kite: MONSTERS!!!! HIDDIUS MONSTERS!!!!* grabs his hair and starts to rip at it*
Koko: *grabs Kite in a head lock and starts pounding at his head* Who did you call hiddius?!?
Kite: Ow Ow! That Hurts!
Elk: Feel the pain!
Ruby: *laughs* Ok I welcome more of our guests! Crimson Kitsune, Cousin, and Ansem.
*they appear on next to Elk*
Elk: . *scoots over closer to Ruby*
Ruby: ^_____________________________^
Ansem: Elk you weakling.
Elk: -_- Who are you to talk!?!?
Kite: *still getting hit on the head* Ow! This hurts!
Crimson K.: Hi!!!
Cousin: Ansem you stay away from Elk and stop making fun of him!
Ansem: Make Me! :P
Ruby: Leave Elk Alone!
Elk: Yah!
Kite: *Gets away from head lock*
Ruby: Torcher Kite instead! ^.^ *points at Kite*
Elk: Yah!
Kite: WHAT!!!
Koko: Oh I wasn't asking for permission but that's Awsome!
Yum Yum: That's not good.
Ruby: Ok you can torcher him but now blood, fractures, or death.
Koko: WAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Kite: I LOVE YOU RUBY!!!
Ruby: *twitch* Ewwwwwwwww. *scoots over closer to Elk*
Elk: *scoots over closer to Ansem, but then scoots back over to Ruby* I don't know who's worse.
Ruby: *Hugs Elk* More Out Takes!!!
Elk: O.O
15. Square in the Face Take one
Mimiru: *stands next to cliff*
Sora: *sneaks up behind her* HI!!!
Mimiru: WAH!!!!!!!! * grips sword and turns around nailing Sora in the face and nocking him off the cliff*
Sora: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! *SPLAT* ow..
Mimiru: Whose there? *looks around puzzled*
Director: *bangs his head on the desk* Cut! Cut!
Mimiru: Was someone behind me?
Sora: aaaaaaaaaaaaa..
All: *laugh*
Ruby: That was good!!!
Yum Yum: yep! ^.^
Koko: *comes up behind Kite with blowtorch*
Kite: HAY!!! HAY!!! She said no killing!
Koko: She didn't say anything about burning!
Elk: DO IT! DO IT!
Ruby: Or burning. or any other bottly damage.
Koko: WHAT NO FAR!!! *blow torch disappears* HAY!!!
Kite: THANK GOD!!!
Ruby: *still hugging Elk*
Elk: cant breath.
Ruby: *lets go a little* More out takes!!! ^.^
Elk: hopefully more air too.
Ruby: *stops hugging Elk* We have one more guest!
Kite and Elk: -_- yippee.
Ruby: Welcome Wolfie!
Wolfie: *appears next to Elk* Hi!!!
Elk: .
Ruby: More out takes!
16. Grunty troubles. Take one
Crim: *rides on his grunty* Come on!
Grunty: -_-
Crim: Come on!
Grunty: .
Crim: Are you going to go or not!?!
Grunty: *starts bucking back and forth*
Crim: *getting shaken back and forth* Ahhhhahhhhaaahhhhahhh
Grunty: *stops bucking*
Crim: *gos flying* damn grunty.
Director: Cut! Cut! The point is to stay on the grunty!
Crim: -_-
17. Grunty Troubles take two.
Kite: *pets grunty at farm* good grunty nice grunty.
Grunty: *smiles*
Kite: puts some food in his hand* here.
Grunty: *licks lips and bites Kites hand*
Kite: *tear* ahhhh..
Grunty: *bites harder*
Kite: *try's pull hand away but it wouldn't come out* HAY OW THAT HURTS!!!
Grunty: *Let's go*
Kite: *gos flying*
Director: -_-
All: *laugh*
Kite: that hurt.
Elk: I laugh at you. *covers mouth with hands*
Ruby: I'm getting though to you aren't I *smiles*
Elk: no you're a bad influence!
Ruby: -_-
Kite: you've been here longer than I thought!
Elk: ..... shut up.....
Kite: Make me! :-P
Elk: *grabs his staff* You wanna piece of me!!!
Kite: *picks up his double blades!* sure!!!
Ruby: *eating popcorn* this is going to be good.
Guests: You're Not Going to Stop Them!
Ruby: Why would I???
Guests: -_-
Ruby: fine *waves fingers*
*they both charge at each other but magically trip and end up accidentally end up lip-to-lip*
Ruby: *Hands over her mouth* That wasn't going to happen!!!
Guests: *anime fall*
Elk/ Kite: *pull away*
Elk: My mouth it' poisoned!!!
Kite: *scraping his tongue with his hand* it burns!!!
Kite/ Elk: Bloodlust!!! *run into different bathrooms*
Ruby: *starts giggling then laughing*
*throw up noises in background*
Guests: *laughing*
Ruby: ok *laugh* they wont be out for a while so *laugh* that's it bye please re-re *falls over laughing* Review please!
Guests: Bye for Now!
