Dot Hack out Takes: Take Four Guest Special

Ruby: Hi! Welcome to the guest special of Dot Hack out takes and- *looks around* Where'd Elk go? *looks over and Elk looked like he was in the army he was wearing a hard hat, grenades, and a gun or two*

Elk: stay away from me Ruby. *loads gun*

Ruby: -_-

Elk: I mean it.

Ruby: Don't worry your not alone.

Elk: O.o

Ruby: My we give a round of applause for Kite!!! *Kite appears*

Kite: Where am I?

Elk: HELL!

Ruby: You're with me!

Kite: I have a feeling I don't want to be here.

Elk: You DON'T!

Ruby: Get over here Elk! * Zaps Elk (in normal cloths) next to her*

Elk: I Hate You!

Kite: What's going to happen to me?

Ruby: Oh well. we're just going to split Elks torcher in half and give one half to you. No big deal! ^.^

Elk: YES!

Kite: *lowers head in defeat*

Ruby: Here are our first guests Koko and Yum Yum!

Koko: *Appears next to Kite* Hi Kite.*evil voice*

Yum Yum: *appears next to Koko* Hi! *waves* Now Koko you be nice.

Kite: HELP!

Elk: I've tried Help for the last 3 chapters. There's nobody who will save you.

Ruby: No One Can Save You Now!

Kite: MONSTERS!!!! HIDDIUS MONSTERS!!!!* grabs his hair and starts to rip at it*

Koko: *grabs Kite in a head lock and starts pounding at his head* Who did you call hiddius?!?

Kite: Ow Ow! That Hurts!

Elk: Feel the pain!

Ruby: *laughs* Ok I welcome more of our guests! Crimson Kitsune, Cousin, and Ansem.

*they appear on next to Elk*

Elk: . *scoots over closer to Ruby*

Ruby: ^_____________________________^

Ansem: Elk you weakling.

Elk: -_- Who are you to talk!?!?

Kite: *still getting hit on the head* Ow! This hurts!

Crimson K.: Hi!!!

Cousin: Ansem you stay away from Elk and stop making fun of him!

Ansem: Make Me! :P

Ruby: Leave Elk Alone!

Elk: Yah!

Kite: *Gets away from head lock*

Ruby: Torcher Kite instead! ^.^ *points at Kite*

Elk: Yah!

Kite: WHAT!!!

Koko: Oh I wasn't asking for permission but that's Awsome!

Yum Yum: That's not good.

Ruby: Ok you can torcher him but now blood, fractures, or death.

Koko: WAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Kite: I LOVE YOU RUBY!!!

Ruby: *twitch* Ewwwwwwwww. *scoots over closer to Elk*

Elk: *scoots over closer to Ansem, but then scoots back over to Ruby* I don't know who's worse.

Ruby: *Hugs Elk* More Out Takes!!!

Elk: O.O

15. Square in the Face Take one

Mimiru: *stands next to cliff*

Sora: *sneaks up behind her* HI!!!

Mimiru: WAH!!!!!!!! * grips sword and turns around nailing Sora in the face and nocking him off the cliff*

Sora: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! *SPLAT* ow..

Mimiru: Whose there? *looks around puzzled*

Director: *bangs his head on the desk* Cut! Cut!

Mimiru: Was someone behind me?

Sora: aaaaaaaaaaaaa..

All: *laugh*

Ruby: That was good!!!

Yum Yum: yep! ^.^

Koko: *comes up behind Kite with blowtorch*

Kite: HAY!!! HAY!!! She said no killing!

Koko: She didn't say anything about burning!

Elk: DO IT! DO IT!

Ruby: Or burning. or any other bottly damage.

Koko: WHAT NO FAR!!! *blow torch disappears* HAY!!!

Kite: THANK GOD!!!

Ruby: *still hugging Elk*

Elk: cant breath.

Ruby: *lets go a little* More out takes!!! ^.^

Elk: hopefully more air too.

Ruby: *stops hugging Elk* We have one more guest!

Kite and Elk: -_- yippee.

Ruby: Welcome Wolfie!

Wolfie: *appears next to Elk* Hi!!!

Elk: .

Ruby: More out takes!

16. Grunty troubles. Take one

Crim: *rides on his grunty* Come on!

Grunty: -_-

Crim: Come on!

Grunty: .

Crim: Are you going to go or not!?!

Grunty: *starts bucking back and forth*

Crim: *getting shaken back and forth* Ahhhhahhhhaaahhhhahhh

Grunty: *stops bucking*

Crim: *gos flying* damn grunty.

Director: Cut! Cut! The point is to stay on the grunty!

Crim: -_-

17. Grunty Troubles take two.

Kite: *pets grunty at farm* good grunty nice grunty.

Grunty: *smiles*

Kite: puts some food in his hand* here.

Grunty: *licks lips and bites Kites hand*

Kite: *tear* ahhhh..

Grunty: *bites harder*

Kite: *try's pull hand away but it wouldn't come out* HAY OW THAT HURTS!!!

Grunty: *Let's go*

Kite: *gos flying*

Director: -_-

All: *laugh*

Kite: that hurt.

Elk: I laugh at you. *covers mouth with hands*

Ruby: I'm getting though to you aren't I *smiles*

Elk: no you're a bad influence!

Ruby: -_-

Kite: you've been here longer than I thought!

Elk: ..... shut up.....

Kite: Make me! :-P

Elk: *grabs his staff* You wanna piece of me!!!

Kite: *picks up his double blades!* sure!!!

Ruby: *eating popcorn* this is going to be good.

Guests: You're Not Going to Stop Them!

Ruby: Why would I???

Guests: -_-

Ruby: fine *waves fingers*

*they both charge at each other but magically trip and end up accidentally end up lip-to-lip*

Ruby: *Hands over her mouth* That wasn't going to happen!!!

Guests: *anime fall*

Elk/ Kite: *pull away*

Elk: My mouth it' poisoned!!!

Kite: *scraping his tongue with his hand* it burns!!!

Kite/ Elk: Bloodlust!!! *run into different bathrooms*

Ruby: *starts giggling then laughing*

*throw up noises in background*

Guests: *laughing*

Ruby: ok *laugh* they wont be out for a while so *laugh* that's it bye please re-re *falls over laughing* Review please!

Guests: Bye for Now!