Well, here's an update! I thought I'd do it today, considering I'm off work sick.
Review please. (: X
Walking towards the sink, Shane washed his hands as his new dental intern leant over his patient, with the suction.
"Hi, I'm Shane"
Lilly managed to gurgle a response, turning Shane's attention towards his new intern. Rolling his chair over, he smiled slightly.
"Easy with the suction, we want the Saliva not her Spleen"
Smiling down at Lilly warmly, he took over from his Intern.
"So, you lost a cap?"
"Chewing ice. My shrink says I have an oral fixation" She smiled, her flirting tone coming across boldly.
Shane smiled "My shrink says I need to stop dating patients"
"Looks like we both need to fire our shrinks..."
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Shane found himself the next morning in Lilly's apartment. The two currently were in the middle of a pretty sweaty love-making session. She's started yelling so loud, Shane found himself unconsciously pulling the pillow over his ears.
A few moments later, the locomotive reaches the station and the two are silent, lay side by side.
"My ears are ringing" Shane let out a sigh as there was another beat of silence between them.
"I've been dishonest with you" Lilly turned her head to look at Shane.
"You faked it?"
"Yes, but that's not what I'm talking about" She let out a sigh as Shane sat up.
"Huh?"
"I sought you out. Last week..." Shane's confused expression caused her to carry on.
"I work at the hospital and you dated two of my friends. Sarah from Radiology and Alex from Trauma"
"I didn't realize they were such big fans. Well I hope we last longer than I did with them"
"Yeah about that... I'm afraid this is it"
Shane lay back down, taking the information in and he felt genuinely hurt.
"Wow... I must really suck"
"No, you were good" Lilly jumped in "Really"
"Is that why you faked it?" He replied.
"Sorry, force of habit. Unlucky in love, I guess" She shrugged turning to look at him, taking in his doe-eyed face she smiled gently.
"You want to give it another shot?"
Shane still slightly taken aback, offers her a dispirited hug. Smiling, she leans over to kiss him before snuggling up to him.
"So... how are the girls?" He asked as she rested comfortably in his arms.
"Married"
"Both of them?"
Lilly nodded and Shane let out a breath. "I dated Alex like last year"
Nodding again, Lilly smiled a little "She met some prince on vacation in Cabo"
"Jeez, it feels like everybody is getting married" Shane sighed, before a thought crossed his mind and he suddenly became panicked.
"You're still my date for the wedding right? I don't really want to turn up at my ex-girlfriend's wedding flying solo"
Lilly nodded playfully "Only because I broke your heart"
He manages a half smile, trying to control the expression on his face "I think it's only fair to let you know... I faked it too"
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Later that afternoon, Shane found himself at the reception of Mitchie's wedding. An eighty year old woman had just finished her horrific rendition of "Oops, I did it Again", the DJ cutting her off towards the end.
"Thank you Grandma Loretta. Up next we have Uncle Murray singing 'Darling Nikki'"
Shane laughed a little, a karaoke wedding – great.
Jason hovered next to Shane. "Listen, you're my wing man. If the blonde asks, I'm a multi-billionaire who invented ketchup. If it's the red head, I wrote 'We Are the World', and if it's that cheerleader hottie, my penis is in the Guinness Book of World Records. Girth, not length... I want it to sound believable"
Shane nods, although he's not listening. His eyes were watching Lilly chat up the best man.
A few moments later a beauty in a bridesmaids dress walks by.
"Batter up!" Jason smirks following after her, as the bride, Mitchie slides up to Shane kissing his cheek.
"You look great" Shane smiled hugging her before pulling away.
"So do you" She smiled back before looking around "Seeing anyone?"
Shane pointed out Lilly in the corner "We're getting serious"
Mitchie happened to turn around just in time to see Lilly inhaling the best mans tongue.
"At the same time we're trying to give each other space"
Mitchie smiled sadly up at Shane "I worry about you sometimes, Shane. Always a bridesmaid, never a bride"
"It's probably best, white makes my calves look big"
Mitchie sighed as she reached out gently touching Shane's hand "Joke all you want. 'The door to the human heart can only be opened from the inside'"
He cast her a glance and she laughed a little "Dorky, but true"
"How about 'it's better to have loved and lost, than to never have loved at all'" Shane asked a smile playing on his lips.
"I'll buy that when you can honestly tell me you've loved"
"Touché" He nodded.
"I just want to see you happy"
They both turned to look at the D.J as he made an announcement.
"Attention all hot mamas! If we could have all the single ladies on the dance floor for the tossing of the bride's bouquet"
Shane smiled as Mitchie hugged him goodbye before his eyes caught Lilly still wrapped around the best man. He frowned, a little hurt.
A drum roll starts and Mitchie begins to tease the girls with the bouquet.
"The next lucky lady is..."
Turning around, Mitchie threw the bouquet through the air, a few children jumped up trying to catch it, the sea of hands only pushing it back up into the air. Catching on the ceiling fan, the bouquet happened to find its way into Lilly hands, surprised she held them up into the air.
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The party had calmed down by now and the dinner almost digested. Shane found himself sat at a table, several pretty girls sat talking on the same table. A few places were vacant, Shane noticing one for his date, who was nowhere to be found.
Shane finds himself mid-conversation with one of the pretty brunettes.
"I'd rather have a twelve hour colonospy than get my teeth cleaned. I hate dentists" The woman shuddered lightly and Shane couldn't help but force himself to smile politely at her.
The clink of a glass stopped the conversation progressing and Shane turned to where everyone else seemed to be looking. Mitchie was stood ready to address her family and friends.
"I just want to thank everybody for coming to share this day with us" Mitchie smiled before turning to look at her husband "Dan, you make my heart soar. I couldn't imagine being happier than I am now"
"Wait until tonight sweetheart!" One of the Groomsmen shouted, causing a few laughs to erupt.
Mitchie smiles raising her glass "I know it's a little unorthodox but I'd also like to propose a toast. To Shane Gray"
Shane is surprised to say the least, Mitchie winking at him.
"Thank you Shane, for being my lucky charm"
"To Shane" Everyone raises their glasses a little confused before clapping. Shane doesn't drink, he's trying to figure out what the hell she'd been talking about.
"You're that Shane?" One of the pretty girls asks, turning to him with interest.
"What Shane?"
She gets a little closer, whispering "That Shane that's a ... dentist"
Shane gives her a confused look as she turns to whisper to the girl sat next to her. The second girl turns to look at Shane before chortling a "Yeah! Whatever" loudly.
He looked between the both of them, something weird was going on. A few moments later there's a loud crash behind Shane and as he turns to look at what it is, a flying wine bottle manages to just miss decapitating him.
Shane looked up coming face to face with Miley Stewart, cute, perky and a klutz, in the cutest way possible. Her white jacket, now happened to wear a hefty amount of red wine.
"Table five?" She asks, not missing a beat.
Shane nods as she sits next to him, handing her his napkin to wipe the stain off a little. She mouthed an embarrassed 'thank you'.
"So did I miss anything?" She asked as she busied herself crossing out the Y on her table name card and replacing it with a S.
"Let's see; to have and to hold, love, respect, I do, I do, you may kiss the bride, chicken or fish, the first dance to a rendition of 'I will always love you' that was just plain wrong, white cake, raspberry filling, champagne, and... that's about it" He smiled.
Miley turns, happening to accidently knocking her fork onto the floor. Leaning over she picked it up blowing on it, dusting it off.
