Rough Draft
White VS Green: Ice Fields Chronicles
i hope people don't think im playgerising...i think i spelled that right
Season 1: Episode 4: Retarded Green Guy
*Halo Combat Evolved multiplayer map: Ice Fields…Romeo is walking toward white base*
*the whites are talking inside the base*
Biff: So that's how I got here.
Cupcake: Wow you are amazing.
*dexter facepalms*
Cupcake: You wana know how I got here?
Biff: Sure.
*cupcake explains while saying very scaring stuff*
Biff: Um…okay…I'm…going to walk over here now.
Cupcake: Okay.
*whites start hearing a person yell randomly*
Captain My Captain: Do you hear that Dexter?
*Dexter was about to answer then biff interrupted*
Biff: I didn't hear anything.
Captain: Biff you're an idiot with no life now shut up.
Biff: *sighs sadly* It's so true.
Dexter: As what I was trying say, yes I did sir.
Romeo: *yelling in distance* I'm back Monico!
Dexter, Biff, Captain: What the hell?
Cupcake: There's another guy on our team. YAAAAAY!
*whites come out of white base seeing a random green dude*
Cupcake: Never mind it's one of our enemies. *starts waving hand* Hi random green guy!
Romeo: *saying fast* Hello friends that I got the wrong base but I'm going to say hi anyways.
*all whites except cupcake puts up their assault rifle*
Romeo: Oh.
Cupcake: Why do you guys have your rifles up and pointing at the green guy?
Captain: You, cupcake put up your rifle.
Cupcake: Can't we just capture him.
Biff: Are you trying to be stupid?
Dexter: We kill greens not capture them.
Captain: Capture our new prisoner cupcake.
Cupcake: Thanks captain.
*run towards Romeo…Biff and Dexter turn to Captain.*
Dexter: Are you crazy!? We don't have a jail cell within the base!
Biff: Yeah…uh what he said.
Captain: We need a prisoner to use as bait to make the greens come and attempt to save their friend; and this will be our prisoner.
Dexter: Ok sir.
Biff: I've got a bad feeling about this sir. What if he's extremely smart and he could kill us without us noticing?
Captain: Well if that's the case you watch him Biff.
Biff: Dammit!
*Cupcake took Romeo and put him at the bottom of the base and came back outside with the whites.*
Cupcake: I finished captain.
Captain: Good! Now go keep watch Private Biff.
Biff: Why me?
Captain: Dexter, shoot at Biff till he starts listening.
*The captain goes back into the base as Dexter starts shooting Biff.*
Biff: Aww come on man! *after a few seconds later* Fine damn it!
*biff goes in and guards the prisoner while Dexter and Cupcake walked in where the captain went in.*
*Scene switches to green base*
Dave: You know I think Romeo has been gone a bit too long.
Monico Jones: Yeah I'm starting to believe that this was kind of a bad idea. I'm going to go look for him and you're coming with me moron.
Dave: Aw fuck sticks.
*Monico leaves the base with Dave…then episode ends*
ahhh good ending of an episode lol
