Rough Draft

White VS Green: Ice Fields Chronicles

i hope people don't think im playgerising...i think i spelled that right

Season 1: Episode 4: Retarded Green Guy

*Halo Combat Evolved multiplayer map: Ice Fields…Romeo is walking toward white base*

*the whites are talking inside the base*

Biff: So that's how I got here.

Cupcake: Wow you are amazing.

*dexter facepalms*

Cupcake: You wana know how I got here?

Biff: Sure.

*cupcake explains while saying very scaring stuff*

Biff: Um…okay…I'm…going to walk over here now.

Cupcake: Okay.

*whites start hearing a person yell randomly*

Captain My Captain: Do you hear that Dexter?

*Dexter was about to answer then biff interrupted*

Biff: I didn't hear anything.

Captain: Biff you're an idiot with no life now shut up.

Biff: *sighs sadly* It's so true.

Dexter: As what I was trying say, yes I did sir.

Romeo: *yelling in distance* I'm back Monico!

Dexter, Biff, Captain: What the hell?

Cupcake: There's another guy on our team. YAAAAAY!

*whites come out of white base seeing a random green dude*

Cupcake: Never mind it's one of our enemies. *starts waving hand* Hi random green guy!

Romeo: *saying fast* Hello friends that I got the wrong base but I'm going to say hi anyways.

*all whites except cupcake puts up their assault rifle*

Romeo: Oh.

Cupcake: Why do you guys have your rifles up and pointing at the green guy?

Captain: You, cupcake put up your rifle.

Cupcake: Can't we just capture him.

Biff: Are you trying to be stupid?

Dexter: We kill greens not capture them.

Captain: Capture our new prisoner cupcake.

Cupcake: Thanks captain.

*run towards Romeo…Biff and Dexter turn to Captain.*

Dexter: Are you crazy!? We don't have a jail cell within the base!

Biff: Yeah…uh what he said.

Captain: We need a prisoner to use as bait to make the greens come and attempt to save their friend; and this will be our prisoner.

Dexter: Ok sir.

Biff: I've got a bad feeling about this sir. What if he's extremely smart and he could kill us without us noticing?

Captain: Well if that's the case you watch him Biff.

Biff: Dammit!

*Cupcake took Romeo and put him at the bottom of the base and came back outside with the whites.*

Cupcake: I finished captain.

Captain: Good! Now go keep watch Private Biff.

Biff: Why me?

Captain: Dexter, shoot at Biff till he starts listening.

*The captain goes back into the base as Dexter starts shooting Biff.*

Biff: Aww come on man! *after a few seconds later* Fine damn it!

*biff goes in and guards the prisoner while Dexter and Cupcake walked in where the captain went in.*

*Scene switches to green base*

Dave: You know I think Romeo has been gone a bit too long.

Monico Jones: Yeah I'm starting to believe that this was kind of a bad idea. I'm going to go look for him and you're coming with me moron.

Dave: Aw fuck sticks.

*Monico leaves the base with Dave…then episode ends*

ahhh good ending of an episode lol