IM SO SORRY THIS IS SO LATE.
Kay so Iggys gonna make everyone watch Britians got talent. I dont really watch it so Im not sure exactly what its about but I think its just about people singing and dancing or whatever in front of judges.
BTW I wanna put up a bounus chapter with IM NOT TELLING. So just tell me if you guys want the clips of the talents being told on here. AND I AM AWARE THESE THINGS PROBABLY DIDNT EVEN HAPPEN IN THE SAME SEASON. WHO CARES.
I dont own Axis powers Hetalia
Alfred lay sprawled on his back on one of Arthurs sofas.
"Ughhhh," he groaned "British humor!" Arhur slapped him upside the head
"Shush! Its starting." A union Jack flag appeard on the screen as well as big bold letters spelling out 'Britians got talent!' Alfred snorted
"Britian aint got no talent to me!" He moved his head from side to side and snapped his fingers. Francis and Matthew did not approve.
After a few normal and avrege auditions a middle aged man walked up onto the stage '41 year old, Blym Carpenter.' music started and...
"Im to sexy for my shirt~" Blym started to sing and dance to the music. Alfred and Matthew bit they're lips to stiffle the giggles, Francis wore a confused face. That man wasnt sexy, not at all.
He'd know.
'No Brits are proper! PROPER!' Arthur mentally screamed. The disturbing man turned around and took off his coat. He was wearing a thong...a realiving thong.
"I MUST KEEP YOU INNOCENT MATTIE!" Alfread yelled and coverd his brothers eyes.
"M-maple!"
"Why dont you ever do that?" Francis whisperd into Arthurs ear. Arthur punched his jaw
"BECAUSE I AM A GENTLEMAN!" He screeched.
Oh, ho ho this show wasnt over yet. Blym turned around and on his thong was a rubber chicken sticking out. Just wrong.
"AHHH!" Alfred gave a blood curling scream "My heroic eyes!"
Francis smirked
"Oh Angleterre~ I didnt know your people could be so kinky." Francis groped the Britons man parts. Arthur yelped and kicked the Frenchies face.
"Owww." Said Frenchie rubbed his face.
"Serves you right."
"Is it over yet!" Alfred asked, eyes tightly shut and one hand over his little brothers eyes.
"Please let go of my face!" Mathew squeaked.
"Yes, yes its over." Arthur sighed.
Next two little boys came up onto the stage. Alfreds eyes widned
"EEEKKK! MINI HARRY POTTERS!" He leap't up and grabbed the Canadians hands "Mattie can we adopt them!"
"Wha?" Mathew was totally un prepeard for this.
"My petite Matheiu!" Francis gasped "You never told me you where in a realishonship!"
"Im not!" Mathew exlaimed.
"But Mattie I thought we had something special!" Alfred shook Mathews hands
"When did I s-" He was cut off my his papa.
"Im hurt Mathieu!" Francis fake cried. Before Mathew could say anything Arthur fumed
"IF YOU GUYS DONT ALL SHUT THE BLOODY HELL UP AND WATCH I WILL GIVE ALL OF YOU AND AND YOUR PEOPLE BRITISH ACCENTS." This insantly shut everyone up. Well done Arthur, well done.
Finnaly at the last audtioun of the show 60 year old Andy Demtriou took the stage. The music went on and he started dancing. Alfred gave a discusted face. The guy was old therefor he shouldnt dance. When the show finnaly ended Alfred jumped from his seat
"Good bye!" He ran out the door. He came back two seconds later.
"Mattie come on, you have the car keys." He said. Matthew sighed
"Bye.." The Canadian went along with his brother.
Arthur looked over at Francis
"I still like the show.." He murmerd
"Oui, I liked the thong too."
"PERVERT."
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