Who knew?
(Kimberly's P.O.V)
Yupp. So the one thing that I learned about the Akatsuki is that they are definitely not what they seem like in the anime.
It had been at least three days since I switched bodies with Konan (still wondering how she was doing) and having probably the worst time at the Akatsuki hideout. (Not to mention an increase in my usually non-violent nature)
"Give me those back! They're mine!"
"I had them first!"
"Let go you meathead!"
"I told you I had them first!"
In my rage, I bashed my fist against Kisame's head and knocked him unconscious. He slumped forward in his arm chair. I smiled in my silent victory then dusted my hands on my cloak and proceeded to finish eating the fish sticks that we had been fighting over.
"Konan is very scary..." Tobi said, shivering behind Deidara who definitely wasn't liking the fact that Tobi was hiding behind him.
"Get off of me, un," Deidara muttered, waving his hand absentmindedly. He was currently playing a game that he and Itachi had made up in the midst of their extreme boredom. They were using Kakuzu's coins, (since he hadn't returned) and situating five coins on each side of the table. The game was to flick your coins and try to knock your opponent's coins off the table. First one with no coins loses.
Itachi narrowed his eyes then flicked his last remaining coin and sent it skittering across the table. It missed Deidara's coin by centimeters and went clattering onto the floor.
"I win!" Cried Deidara, jumping up and sending Tobi onto the floor on his back. He thrust out his open hand. "Now hand it over, un!"
Itachi grumbled something that I didn't catch and threw a pink lollipop at Deidara. Unfortunately for Itachi, his target caught it.
"Yes!" Deidara exclaimed, basking in his glory. "I have beaten the mighty Uchiha, un!"
"Shut up!" I shouted from across the room, polishing off the last fish stick. "You're giving me a head ache!"
"Lookie here," Deidara said mockingly, "I'm Konan and I have an attitude, un!"
Without speaking, I walked up to Deidara, smashed him in the head like I did to Kisame, and he collapsed right on the spot. Itachi's eyes widened in surprise but like me, he didn't say anything.
Tobi glanced down at his watch less wrist and openly declared, "Tobi's got to go!" Before running out of the room. At the moment, I could care less. Spending three days in the body of a non-existent character in the Akatsuki hideout had driven me practically mad.
"WHO DARES TOUCH MY MONEY?"
Great, now Kakuzu's back.
"WHAT THE HELL, KAKUZU!"
…and Hidan.
I closed my eyes and began massaging my temples. Please let me be home… Please let me be home… Please let me—
Kakuzu stormed into the room; he looked a bit tipsy, maybe even a bit more.
"WHO DID IT?" He raged, scanning the room. Apparently he wasn't happy with the sight of Kisame and Deidara unconscious and Itachi too close to his money. However, he knew better than to mess with an Uchiha so he simply swiped up his money angrily and rushed out. Hidan came in, shortly after. From just seeing the looks on those two, I knew they had been out to drink.
Hidan stumbled forward, tripping on his own feet. He turned his head to me and smiled.
"Hey there, wanna go have some fun downstairs?" Just hearing his voice made my mood worse so I added him to the 'I-was-knocked-out-by-Konan-club,' before wondering what Tobi was doing right about now. I passed Zetsu on my way out and the look on his face was not what I expected. In fact, he looked a bit amused.
When I arrived at Tobi and Deidara's door, I stopped and listened. From inside, I heard sobbing. Not those cheap movie kinds but real ones. I reconsidered knocking, suppressing my curiosity, then retreated silently to Konan's room. Who knew that Tobi, or rather Madara, had a sensitive side? Next time I go shopping, I think that I'll go buy him a teddy bear.
Thanks for reading! Hope you liked it! :D (Again and kind of ish short chapter... sorry!)
Reviews are very much appreciated! (Tobi looks up at you with puppy dog eyes!)
