Chapter Four: Easter
It was a beautiful Spring morning. It was a Sunday morning. Probably one of the most important Sundays the calendar had to offer. It was Easter...Easter was to celebrating spring officially springing.
Dora and Boots woke up to the warm sunlight cascading through the window. Dora woke up before Boots, strenching her fat little arms.
"What a beautiful morning", Dora said. "Boots, wake up. It's Easter!", she said, as she elbowed the monkey.
Boots slowly opens his eyes, strenching his hairy arms. "Huh? Morning already?", Boots wondered, sleepy toned.
"It's Easter, Boots!", Dora began. "My mommy is waited for us."
Dora grabs Boots tightly by the hand.
Dora's mom was waiting for them in the livingroom with brightest gosh darn smile smothered across her stupid little face, her hands on her hips.
"Buenos días!", she said, shooting her arms in the air. She walks over to the odd couple and pinches their cheeks. "Happy Easter, lovebirds!", she said to them.
"Thank you, mommy.", Dora responded in a high-pitched tone.
"Yeah, thanks.", Boots also responded.
"The Easter Bunny brought you guys some goodies last night", the mom notified the couple.
Boots went fucking INSANE!
"MINE IS FILLED WITH BANANAS! MINE IS FILLED WITH BANANAS!", the stoopid monkey chanted loudly with excitement.
Dora's reaction was a lot calmer and less childish.
"Hmm. Chocolate. I love chocolate.", Dora clearified.
"When you guys open your bags, I want you to come meet me outside. We are going on an Easter egg hunt!", Dora's mother announced.
Dora's Easter basket was pink and had chocolate candies in it, along with some Easter grass and 20 plastic eggs.
Boots basket was yellow and his bag had actual bananas in it, which it was stoaked about...if even THAT is a strong enough word. He also got some banana-flavored candies. Which, like Dora, the bag came with Easter grass and 20 plastic eggs.
They got their baskets, wrapped arms and did skips until they found themselves in the front yard...where the hunt was taking place.
It was breath-taking.
The sky was bright blue without a single cloud, the grass was lust and moist, and flowers bloomed beyond belief...specifically roses, lilies, and babys' breath.
The eggs that were hidden? They were confetti eggs! Meaning Dora and Boots were going to throw them the second that their little hands touched them.
. . .
After the hunt, Dora and Boots found the same number of confetti eggs-50. Yep, there were, in fact, 100 in total hidden. Dora's mother loves wasting money on these two jerks-heads.
Before going to notify Dora's mother, Boots decided to use some of the pink roses and baby's breath to make Dora a flower crown. Not that he had the skills that yours truly does to make a flower accessory. He puts the crown on Dora's head.
"Aww, thank you Bootsy-poo. I love it", Dora reacted sincerely. "Pink is my favorite color."
Boots tightly wraps his arms around Dora's waist. Dora waps hers around Boots's neck. They slow dance. They get lost in the moment until Boots glances at the baskets.
"Wanna have a confetti fight, Dora?", Boots asked playfully.
"Sure, Boots!"
. . .
Two hours had passed. Dora and Boots used all 100 of the confetti eggs and the entire front yard looks like a rainbow threw up in it...and some of it also got on Dora and Boots.
Dora and Boots had chocolate-covered bananas (they combined their treats to make something delicious!) after the confetti egg fight. Dora and Boots look like total slobs! Their faces are smothered in chocolate and they have confetti on them, but they don't give a shit! And they never did! After all, they're disobeient and rebellious!
They went into Dora's bedroom for some Easter "fun". I'll leave the meaning of that to you, my readers... ;)
