OwlCookies: because I am THAT much of a squealy royai fangirl, I HAD to add tht first paragraph B3 *sighs* it takes restrain from adding an overkill amount of royai ._."

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Theme 4: Telephone

Riza was in the middle of a wonderful dream about *cough* ROY MUSTANG! *cough* when she was (sadly) awoken by the ringing of the telephone. Sighing (sadly), Riza got up out of bed and walked over the where the phone was. Considering the time, Riza was pretty sure it was the bartender calling about Roy being drunk. She picked up the phone (and continued to hope her assumption was true).

"Hello?"

"I'm going to kill you…"

"What…?"

"You suck. The point in this phone call is for you too freak out and run around screaming! Haven't you watched the video?"

Riza rolled her eyes, (sadly) realizing that it was Pride. "It's the middle of the night Selim," she sighed (obviously irritated that it wasn't Roy). "Goodnight." She quickly hung up the phone.

A few seconds later, the phone rang again. "What?" Riza spat.

"Yeah, hey. This is the bartender… Your superior dude is here… uhm… passed out…."

Riza faked a groan. "Alright," she groaned (feeling blissful inside), "I'll be there in a few minutes."

She hung up only to find the phone ringing again. Rolling her eyes, (but still happy) Riza picked up the phone.

"I finally know how the phone tone thing sounds like! It's like this buzzing… beeping thing! It's called an end tone right? It sounds so funny! Oh hey, you busy tomorrow? Oh wait. Hahaha! You are! Because my younger brother, Wrath, is your superior and I can make him make you all busy! What's this? You're out to go pick up your one true love, Roy Mustang? Oooh! He's drunk right? If he makes a move on you, are you going to push him away? I bet you're going to let him. Too bad Wrath's making you work so hard. You can't be with your one true love. You must be like, devastated, right? Well mwahahah! That's too bad! That's what the bad guys do… You realize that right? Well you should. It's pretty important. Oh yeah, well back to the point. What are you going to do tomorrow? I have plans for you. I'm gonna… Hey… Wait! End tone! Hawkeye? Were'd you go? It's not polite to hang up without saying goodbye! Haawwkkeeyeee!" Little did Pride know, Riza had an end tone recording and was playing the recording to the phone. Finally though, she hung up.

Riza rolled her eyes. "Stupid little brat." (I was SO tempted to write "firetrucking chum nugget."-oc)

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OwlCookies: I just realizezd tht ive been posting 2 chapters per day :P

These will mostly like be updated twice a day or just daily… if I skip a day its cuz im busy