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Chapter 4: The Research
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Chapter 4: The Research
Ed's soft laughter could be heard through the library. Eddy had fallen asleep in his chair and Ed was slowly slipping the book he was pretending to read out of his hands. Ed\s soft laughter continues as he takes books one by one from around the library.
"Ed, please. I'm trying to concentrate.." Edd was getting slightly annoyed with his friend who payed no mind. Edd was reading through books that could help him learn how cars and other automobiles worked. Eddy's plan was to fix up the van that was in the junkyard that they had hung out at for the past several years. Unfortunately Edd didn't know what was wrong with it let alone how to fix it. The soft laughter continued.
Eddy was rudely woken up by a book falling on his head. "What the-" he looked up to see that Ed had built a fortress out of the books he was swiping off the shelves and from other people. "ED?!" "SHH" "SHH" "SHH" "SHH" "SHH" Everyone else in the library shushed Eddy all at once.
"Ed you idiot get down from there!.." Eddy whisper-yelled at Ed.
"I AM KING OF THE CASTLE! DO YOUR WORST SIEGING ALIEN SPACE TANKS!"
"ED!"- "SSHHHHH!""SSHHHHH!""SSHHHHH!""SSHHHHH!""SSHHHHH!" Eddy was starting to get frustrated. "WHY ARE YOU GUYS ONLY SHHING ME?!" Johnny walked up to Eddy, and as he did so, he readied his shushing finger. "Shhhhhhhhhhut the hell up" Then Johnny and his Plank walked back over to the bean bag chair he was sitting in and continued with his book while murmuring to himself. Eddy stared in disbelief for a few seconds, then turned back to Edd.
The three of them were there in the library- or rather Edd was while Eddy and Ed attempted to entertain themselves, to learn but weren't making any progress. There in the book was a complicated diagram which could make anyones brain deflate, and it was only of a compact car. After close inspection, through cleaning, and a lot of research, Edd discovered that their Central Command was 1972 GMC Vandura. A model that was not made anymore, and one whose parts are not made anymore. Of course the diagram wouldn't match… "I believe a side by side comparison is needed.."
Eddy looked up, "Does that mean we can leave now?" a bookcase shuffled by in the background. Eddy paused, and turned around to the now stopped bookshelf. When he turned back around to Double D, the bookcase started moving again but this time Eddy turned around soon enough to catch it. "Ho…!"
Ed had made an entire castle out of the bookshelves, and the other kids hadn't even noticed. In fact, he had placed them on different places of the castle that reached up to the library ceiling. Edd looked up. "ED. GOOD LORD MAN."
"LUMPY GET DOWN FROM THERE!"
"SSHHHHH!""SSHHHHH!""SSHHHHH!""SSHHHHH!""SSHHHHH!""SSHHHHH!""SSHHHHH!""SSHHHHH!""SSHHHHH!""SSHHHHH!""SSHHHHH!" The librarian pointed her ruler for the Ed's to leave the library, but not before Edd checked out his book.
"TO CENTRAL COMMAND! WHOOOHOOHOOHOOO!" Eddy, and Ed took off.
"I'M IN MY HAPPY PLACE DOUBLE DEE!"
"WAIT! WAIT FOR ME!" Edd was already in a pant. Ed ran back and came up from behind him and ran head first under Edds legs. "CHOO CHOO!" Edd, who was now running in place sitting on Ed's neck, didn't realize yet that Ed was there. "Curse my lack of athleticism! My friends are blessed with the mobility of youth and I am blessed with nothing more than the mind of an achiever! Oh natural selection shalt be my enemy! GO MY FRIENDS! GO ON WITHOUT ME! Huh?"
"I'M IN MY HAPPY PLACE DOUBLE DEE!"
"Don't say that while you're between my legs Ed.."
Back at the Junkyard, Edd had fashioned himself a sort of hazard suit meant to combat the grime and filth of underneath the van.
"Do you really need the get-up Double D?"
"Why yes Eddy. Grease is extremely uncleanly and can stain. It also protects my eyes and mouth from any debri that may fall from under the inside of the van." Edd also had a headlamp on under his hazard helmet in which he had an external button to turn on.
"Are ya done yet?"
"READY TO GO FREDDY, I mean, EDDY! VROOM VROOM! BEEP BEEP BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP!"
"Lovable oaf.. No Eddy I have yet to begin. Now if you would just be patien-"
"Cmon cmon!" Eddy slid under the car with Edd.
"NO EDDY DON'T!" but it was too late. Pounds of solid grime and oil dumped from under the car onto Eddy and Edd as well as a few rusted out and corroded parts and both were covered head to two in black.
"MY EYES!"
"Safety first Eddy. Good thing I brought my mobile eye washing kit!" Edd pulled out a jury-rigged shoe box with a pull string. Once Edd pulled it, the box folded out into a sink that came with a gallon of sterilized water. "There you go Eddy." he says, helping his friend wash out his eyes. "Well at least we have a better idea of what parts we're going to need…" Edd stated as he scratched his head, staring at the piled of junked parts that had fallen out from under Central Command.
"No problem Double Dee…. I got it aaaall under control…"
"Check please :)"
