Queen Luana: Welcome, friends and villains!

SS Jentl: It's taken us a while but here we are – ENJOY!


Questions only

"Welcome back to 'Whose Square is it anyway?'," SS Jentl says. "Thanks for staying with us. Our next one is a request from an audience member, all gather up for Questions only!" A shared sigh comes from our candidates and they all stand up.

"Okay, Tidus and Rikku start off a conversation," Queen Luana explains. "But they can only use questions. When they can't answer with a question, we buzz 'em and the other takes his place. The scene is: you're both lumbermen and you have to chop down a hundred year old oak in the middle of the woods, but you don't know where your equipment is and you can only use question,s don't forget. Take it away." BUZZ!

"Where's our equipment?" Rikku asks and everyone sniggers.

"Didn't you bring it with you?" Tidus asks surprised.

"Weren't you going to?" Rikku counters.

"Why do I always have to bring the equipment?" Tidus says a little angrily.

"Do I look like I'm capable of bringing the equipment?" Rikku asks.

"Why wouldn't you be able to bring the equipment?"

"Do we have to use the word 'equipment' in every sentence?" Rikku chuckles.

"Uh… yes?" Tidus shurgs and gets buzzed. Zell takes over.

"Do you think we could cut down the tree without the equiment?" he demands.

"Uh… You got a herring with you?" Rikku asks.

"For what?" Zell says ridicously.

"Haven't you seen 'The Holy Grale'?" Rikku sighs.

"Weren't we looking for our equipment?" Zell says. Rikku breaks down laughing and is buzzed. Sora takes over.

"Why isn't this tree down yet?" Sora demands and puts his hands in his tighs.

"What makes you think it isn't down yet?" Zell asks innocently.

"Why else would it still be standing up straight?" Sora tries to suppress his chuckle. Zell blinks at him for a moment then places a hand on Sora's shoulder.

"Did you take your pills this morning, sir?" he asks sympathetically. BUZZ! SS Jentl is nearly crying with laughter.

"We'll be right back, so don't go away!" Queen Luana says, then hands Sora a pill and a glass of water. He takes it with a smile and downs it, then sits down and looks ahead of him blankly.

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"Welcome back," Queen Luana says. "And tonight's winner is… me! Since I kept Sora sane, who knows what he would've done without his pill." Sora smiles at this. "Tonight we'l have our cast read the credits for you as lumbermen chopping down a tree. Go ahead and review!"

Tidus is chopping into Zell. "Dan…" He chops again. "Peter… Son..!" Zell falls over. Rikku holds her hands at her mouth.

"Tom Paaaaaaaaaaaaaark!"


Queen Luana: That was fun.

SS Jentl: Please review. And if you're really sweet we'll listen to your requests. Bye now!