A/N: Sorry! It wasn't until recently that we realized we had accidentally replaced this chapter. But here it is! Sorry for any confusion...

One day, Mori decided he didn't get enough screen time in the last chapter.So he decided that he would walk around town. As he was walking through the local outlet mall looking for a new shade of lip-gloss for Kyouya, he found himself walking past some hippie standing on a box yelling at the crowd. He was talking about... POLITICS! And not just any politics. REPUBLICAN politics. It was a REPUBLICAN hippie! T

he REBULICAN hippie noticed a frightened Mori trying to get away.

"YOU THERE!" He yelled. "COME TO ME!"

'Shit, he noticed me...'

"You!" the hippie yelled.

"What?" Mori yelled back.

"Get over here, you DEMOCRATIC slum!"

"How dare you call me a DEMOCRATIC slum!"

"Well, you are!"

"Don't talk back to me!"

"I will if I want to!"

"No you won't!"

"Yes, I will!"

Haruhi decided it would be the perfect time to pop up out of nowhere with her twin bishies.

"What's up, yo?" She suddenly gasped. "OMGNOWAI! Is that a REBUBLICAN Hippie?"

"Haruhi, I don't think they're listening. Did you ever think you would see the day where you'd walk into your local outlet mall only to find Mori yelling at a REBPUBLICAN hippie, tossing insults and throwing strong political opinions at each other? " Hikaru and Kaoru asked, shrugging their shoulders at the same time.

"It's amazing!" Came a cry from their right. They looked over to see Tamaki and Kyouya looking on in amazement at the fight between the REPUBLICAN hippie and Mori. Or, at least, Tamaki was looking on in amazement. Kyouya was just looking.

Tamaki grabbed Kyouya's arm and looked deep into his eyes. "Kyouya, I love you. This mood is just so romantic... kiss me!"

"What the hell is it about this that's romantic?" He yelled at him in amazement. He couldn't believe it. Absolutely EVERYTHING was romantic to this guy...

"REJECTED!" The twins wrapped their arms around the blond.

"You just got rejected, Tamaki- sempai." Hikaru stated.

"And for the...fifteen- thousandth- seven- hundredth- seventy- second time." Kaoru finished.

"Actually, Kaoru, it's the fifteen- thousandth- seven- hundredth- seventy- third time," Kyouya stated as he pushed up his glasses on his nose. "Not to mention that he has now spent 73.389659283% of the words he has ever spoken to me on unrealistic romantic babble."

"You kept track?" Tamaki yelled.

"God, what is with all this yelling?" A voice came from behind them.

"I do not know, Light- kun. Maybe it's some sort of competition? "

"Yes, Tamaki, I just happen- "

"That reminds me, L. We still need to play the rematch for the game we last played. I refuse to accept that we tied," Light interrupting Kyouya as he replied to L.

A dark, chilling silence filled the room.

"...shit, he interrupted Kyouya! We're doomed!" The rest of the host club hurried away into a nearby Victoria Secret, trying to ignore the various screams coming from the two men outside. Kaoru sighed.

"Thank goodness, we're safe."

"Whoever said you were safe? You abandoned my dear Light- kun! As long as I have these shinigami eyes, I won't let anyone who refuses to help my Light- kun when he's in danger live to tell the tale! LIGHT! WHERE DID YOU PUT THE DEATH NOTE?" Misa popped up and proclaimed in a loud voice.

"I don't- AAAH!- know- NOT THE FACE, NOT THE FACE!"

L bit his thumb. "Hmm...I cannot let Light- kun and Misa- san out-do me. AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"L, Don't just stand there. He'll go after you next! And we haven't even made it to the first chapter of the new Death Note story RandomYuuProductions is writing!"

L stopped his screaming and contemplated it. "Yes, you are very much right, Light- kun. Let us go." He then took out his cell phone and smashed it into the ground.

"Come, Light- kun!" He grabbed a beaten Light by the hand and jumped into the phone. The Host Club was silent. Until a piercing screech met their ears.

"Light-kun! You left me here with these freaks! "

"Why is everyone jumping in and out of broken phones now days? We might as well just replace the freaking subway with a dump load of broken cell phones!" Haruhi said through a random megaphone that she had pulled out of midair to Kyouya.

"Why are you screaming at me?"

"Because I hate you! You took Tamaki, my only love, away from me!"

"But you have us!" The twins had too, required a megaphone to yell through.

Haruhi turned back to the twins with tears in her eyes.

"I know. You don't know how much I wish it was you two that I was in love with. But I love who I love. My heart is so cruel to me! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HHHHHHHHHH!" she ran away balling. The twins chased after her.

"Haruhi, wait!"

Tamaki and Mori watched the three run away. Then, Tamaki turned to Mori.

"Hey, weren't you busy yelling at that REPUBLICAN Hippie?"

"He's just a bag of shit. Who's ever heard of a REPUBLICAN hippie, anyways? Wait, I have. My mom was a REPUBLICAN hippie. That is, until I reached high school. My sadism changed her state of mind forever...

"She was scared of the fact that I wanted to name my child Adolf Hitler Smith."

"Hold up, she can't use that name. That's the name I'm going to name my kidnapped child. I'm going to raise him to become a mass murderer! Plus, your last name isn't even Smith. That's MY last name," Random-chan jumped out of a manhole, sporting a shirt with a snapshot of a scene she took from the video of Yuu-chan doing the "Can't Touch This" dance from the previous chapter.

YuuYuu-chan quickly came from behind Random-chan out of the manhole. She was sporting a nice looking T-shirt of Mafia Boss! Tsuna (Katekyo Hitman Reborn!). Yuu-chan stopped and stared at the reader.

"KHR is the bomb, biotch."

"Yuu-chan, it's biatch. Not biotch," Random-chan corrected.

YuuYuu-chan grunted indifferently.

"Whatever. I'm just so excited; I get to see Kyou- chan again!" Kyouya looked up from his spot on the floor. (How he got there, we'll never know.)

"Hmm. Too bad you guys just missed Light and L. They probably would've done a strip tease if you begged hard enough."

"YuuYuu-chan, we're going to find Light and L right now," Random-chan commanded as she started to drag Yuu-chan by the collar.

YuuYuu-chan had no complaints. "Okay~" She said dazedly, putting a tissue up to her nose.

"Yuu-chan, help me to remember to stop by Wal-mart when we're done with those two so we can get some new underwear. I don't want to walk around with cumm in my undies." (Random-chan's A/N: I can't believe I said that. God, I really can't believe I said that…)

YuuYuu-chan jolted.

"WHAT?" She screamed at the same time with Tamaki.

"What the hell? Random-chan, are you on crack again? Jkdfdkf!" Yep. YuuYuu-chan's brain was malfunctioning. (YuuYuu-chan's A/N: I can't believe you said it either…)

"Hey, we're also going to need some more toilet paper for you. So don't complain!" Random-chan stated to a shocked Yuu-chan.

"...Don't you mean tissues? " YuuYuu-chan asked weakly.

"Well, don't you get more of it in a roll of toilet paper? Plus, you can choose how much you want at a time without having to pull one tissue after another," Random-chan explained.

"E-eh...true..." She looked to the left of her to see Tamaki following along curiously.

"What are you doing here?" She asked.

"Well, y-you see... god, this is embarrassing. W-well, e-eto, I, um, I-I've never a-actually se-seen a girl... c-cumm before."

YuuYuu-chan looked at him with sympathy in her eyes.

"I've never actually seen one cumm either. We could watch it together!" Tamaki nodded happily and held on to YuuYuu-chan's outstretched hand. Meanwhile, Random-chan rolled her eyes.

"You guys are sick."

"Yep! Just like you!" YuuYuu-chan shot back with a smile on her face. An irritated Random-chan was dragging YuuYuu-chan by her right hand, who was holding hands with Tamaki with her left hand as the two skipped behind the irritated girl.

And they rode off into the sunset in their very own happily ever after.

**YuuYuu- chan, stop right there. I'm interrupting the story to ask a very important question to YuuYuu- the hell are you making it sound like we're all romantic and crap? The stuff in the previous chapter itself was enough to almost kill me! We have never ridden off into the sunset in our very own happily ever after! And I never want to! That is, unless you love me so much you'd be willing to do whatever I say just for that one romantic moment...**

**Eto...I think we'll just screw the happily ever after and make Kyou-chan rule the world with Mori as his queen. Does that sound good? **

**God, I seriously can't believe you just asked me that. You should know me better than anyone by now! Of COURSE I'm okay with that! But then what will we do for the rest of the story? We should do a talk show together!**

**Hmm. We should. The RandomYuu Talkshow. I like the sound of that. But first, we need to make Kyou-chan rule the world.**

**I do too. Let's start now! Oh, and we'll invite the Ouran High and Death Note cast members as guests. Of course, after we crown them our Rulers.**