AN: Hey I'm not dead, sorry i haven't updated in months. Anyway I love the fanfics where Dick is the youngest and Terry the oldest so this fic is going to be like that.

Ages;

Dick Grayson - 13

Jason Todd - 15

Tim Drake - 16

Damian Wayne - 18

Terry McGinnis - 20

Disclaimer: I own nothing.

Cookies, Brothers and a Robin

"DON'T YOU DARE BIRD BRAIN!"

Skidding into the kitchen of the luxurious Wayne Manor, Dick Grayson climbed upon his older brother, Terry's head and held the cookie high up in the air.

"Forget it Jason, the cookie is mine! MWAH HA H- HEY!"

"Sorry birdie but Alfred's cookies are too precious to let just anyone eat so naturally only someone with as amazing talent as me should be allowed the last of Alfred's batch of cookies" A smug Jason Todd said, unknowing of what was to come in the following minutes.

As three more sets of eyes locked onto the glorious cookie, Jason's face drained of colour.

"Todd…" Damian slowly began, "did you just say that was Pennyworth's last cookie?"

"Last cookie. Who said last cookie? I didn't say that" the slowly retreating form said as his three older brothers and one younger brother slowly advanced.

"Sorry about this Jay, but you did say that not just anyone could eat Alfred's cookies" Tim said as he closed in on Jason.


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Deep below Wayne Manor in… THE BATCAVE

An exhausted Bruce Wayne had just returned from his patrol as the legendary Batman, unfortunately Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn had both escaped from Arkham and had decided to team up to bring him down. Luckily for him, not so much them, he took them out and had them taken back to Arkham. This however took longer than he hoped and all he wanted to do was drink a cup of coffee and go to sleep.

"Master Bruce" the comforting voice of Alfred Pennyworth rang throughout the cave "I am terribly sorry to disturb you but there happens to be a fight going on".

There goes my cup of coffee and sleep.

"Where is it happening Alfred?"

"In the kitchen Sir"

Bruce sighed as he begun to make his way up to the manor.


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"GIVE IT HERE TERRY!"

"FORGET IT DAMIEN!"

"HOLY CRAP TIM, YOU JUST HIT ME IN THE BALLS!"

"ONLY BECAUSE DICK BIT MY HAND!"

"HEY IT'S ALFRED'S COOKING WHAT DO YOU EXPECT ME TO DO? NOT BITE YOU?!"

Just as Jason reached out to grab the tantalizing treat it was snatched out of his grasp by none other than Bruce himself as he walked past to get his coffee. All five of the brother's jaws dropped as they watched Bruce eat it as he went to his room. When suddenly he turned around.

"Batman gets the last cookie, Batman always gets the last cookie" Bruce said with a cruel smirk on his face and continued climbing the stairs as he left his five son's astounded and extremely annoyed.