Welcome back pitiful humans! Sadly, this will be my last chapter to this story. WARNING: This story has been changed from rated "T" to rated "M" for violence and bad language. I hope that the violence in this chapter will creepily amuse you. Also, thank you so much for the reviews. Keep it up pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease.
Disclaimer: All you worm babies know that I do not own Invader Zim or any of its characters obviously. Anyway, on to the story! (Be prepared for many surprises that will come along in this story.)
Dib could barely keep his eyes open. The world around him was spinning in a vortex of terror. Somehow, Zim's teeth that started to sink in his arm was somewhat soothing. The pain was excruciating, yet he kind of liked it. "I hope I die this way", Dib said in a moan.
Zim immediately stopped sucking Dib's blood and looked at his face like he was crazy. "YOU SHOULDN'T BE ENJOYING THIS YOU IDIOTIC HUMAN! WHY DON'T YOU FEAR ZIM? WHATS WRONG WITH YOU?" "Uggghhhh", Dib replied. "HEE HEEEEEEEE. DIB LOOKS LIKE HE IS ON CRACK MASTER!" Gir squealed. "FUCK! I FORGOT! I HAVE SOME TYPE OF DRUG THAT CAN CONFUSE MY ENEMIES IF I BITE THEM!" Zim screeched.
Wait, if I can do that, I can cause the Dib-human horrible pain. Ripping out his insides sounds kind of nice. With Dib-human in a trance, I can finally kill him! "HAHAHAHAHAHA!" "MASTER! I WANT MY TACO PIGGY!" "Not now Gir, I must take revenge on the Dib-human first." WHYYYYYYYYYYY! MASTER WHYYYYYYY!" (spazzes in uncontrollable sobs) "SILENCE! OBEY ME! YOU RETCHED PIECE OF SHIT!" At this comment, Gir cried even harder.
"M-MASTER DOESN'T LOVE ME ANYMORE! ALL I W-WANTED WAS MY TACO-PIGGY!"
"THE NOISES ARE SO LOUD! I SEE DEAD PEOPLE!" Dib screamed and started convulsing on the ground as blood spewed out of his mouth.
"SHUTTUP YOU WORTHLESS ASSHOLES! I TRY TO ENJOY A NICE GAME AND YOU GUYS SCREW IT UP FOR ME! YOU SHALL PAY FOR YOUR WORTHLESS ACTIONS! Gaz screamed in pure hate as she stomped into the lab. She took one look at Dib spazzing on the ground, Gir crying hysterically, and Zim looking seriously pissed.
Then she walked right up to Gir with a smirk. "Do you want your Taco-Piggy Gir? She questioned in a creepily nice voice. Gir immediately stopped sobbing. "YEEEEEEEEEES!" "Ok, close your eyes. When I tell you to open them, you may open them. But whatever you do, keep your eyes closed understand me?"
"Gir closed his eyes and giggled." "HEY! DIB SISTER! YOU ARE NEVER ALLOWED TO GIVE ORDERS TO GIR! THAT IS MY JOB! I AM HIS MASTER AND I AM ZIM!" Gaz just gave him a blank stare and then walked straight towards Zim. "Uh-uhhh Dib sister, what are you doing? You are creeping me out. H-hey, GET OUT OF MY FACE! THAT'S AN ORDER FROM A RACE MUCH MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU WILL EVER BE!" She started to move closer to Zim's face until their lips were almost touching.
Out of nowhere, she yanked out a pair of handcuffs and clamped them around Zim's wrists. "WHAT IS THIS MOCKERY? HOW DARE YOU TRICK ZIM!" "I can do whatever I want. I have had enough of you and Dib fighting all the time, so I guess I must finish the job for Dib. I hate my shitty brother, but you know, you have just made Dib more annoying, and that is why I must kill you. Zim's eyes grew huge with terror. "You-you would never kill Zim, you don't have the guts!" Zim said pitifully.
"Try me", Gaz replied in a demonic voice. Without warning, Gaz grabbed Zim and chucked him at the wall. He rubbed his face. "Ok, maybe you have the guts to hurt me, but not to (ow) kill me." "Oh yeah?" Gaz leapt on top of Zim and ripped off his shirt to reveal his bare chest.
"You think I will not kill you? YOU ARE WRONG!" She dug her nails into his sides. "AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!" Her nails were like knives as she began ripping him open. Green blood dripped all over the floor around him. She lifted up the edges of his skin to make it look like the edges of a taco shell. Zim began crying.
I have never cried in my life, he thought to himself. Then, she grabbed a fake pig's nose, and strapped it on to Zim's face. She smirked down at her morbid creation. "This is what you get for annoying me these past years. Dib will receive his punishment soon enough, but not to this extent."
"DAMN YOU DIB (COUGH) SISTER! KILL ME ALREADY! I CANNOT STAND (COUGH) THIS MISERY ANY LONGER! Zim began crying again. Gaz for once felt sorry for someone. He is the first one that she has ever felt sorry for. (sigh) "Let me at least make your death a little pleasurable piss head."
She took off Zim's handcuffs and knelt down next to his face. Their lips touched and their tongues began dancing around each other and entwined in a lovely embrace. The kissing was so loud that Gir heard it. "You guys sound like you are having fun! HEEEEEEH HEEEEEEEEEEEEEH!"
Dib came out of his trance when he looked over at Gaz and Zim. "GAZ! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? TRAITOR!" Zim and Gaz broke apart and flushed with embarrassment. Dib saw Zim's opened chest and the pig nose on Zim. "Gir! Look! It is your taco-piggy! Open your eyes!"
Dib squealed and stifled a laugh. Gir's eyes snapped open and spotted Zim's open chest. "YEEEEEEEEEYYYYYY! A TACO PIGGY THAT LOOKS LIKE MY MASTER!" "G-GIR NO! IT IS ME! YOU'RE MASTER!""WOOHOOOOOO! It even sounds like him too!" Gaz just stared up at the ceiling still blushing and clenching her fists.
She hadn't even heard Gir's words. Gir leapt onto Zim and nibbled at his master. "AAAAAAAAAAH! THIS TACO TASTES LIKE SHIT! I WANT A PIGGY TACO THAT ACTUALLY TASTES GOOD!" Gir began sobbing again. "Gaz looked down at Gir with surprise as he leapt off of Zim. "DAMN IT!" Dib yelled.
"HEEH HEEEH HEEEEEEEEEH! Gaz is off in her own dreamland with unicorns, cotton candy clouds, and prince charming!" Gir squealed. "More like she is in her own nightmare world with bats, bloody water, and a prince of death," Dib said in an annoyed voice. "SHUTTUP DIB!" Gaz screamed.
Suddenly she began crying. "I love to see people suffer because I am truly suffering inside. I want to torment people so that they can feel my pain. I don't want to see you die Zim, so maybe it is better off if I die." Out of nowhere, she pulled out a gun and pointed it at her head. GAZ! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Dib frantically yelled. He tried to pitifully drag himself toward her. "PUT DOWN THE GUN YOU STUPID HUMAN!" "SHINY. I LIKE SHINY DEVICES!"
Gir began running toward Gaz. Right before he almost grabbed the gun from her clutches, it was too late. She shot off the gun, yet thankfully, she was bad at her aiming skills, so the bullet hit her in the shoulder instead. "AAAGGGGGGGHHH!" She dropped the gun and Gir grabbed it.
The whole room was smoking from the gunshot. Gir began skipping around the room and fired everywhere. Everyone screamed in terror. One of the bullets went straight through Dib's head. Blood rained down from the hole in his for-head and his brains splattered the walls. Gir dropped the gun and skipped over to Dib. "YUMMMMMM! MORE KOOLAID IS LEAKING FROM HIM!" Gir screeched. He licked at the wound on Dib's face.
Zim and Gaz could only look on in pure horror as Gir cut Dib open with his laser eyes and formed his insides into the shape of a taco shell. "YEEEYYYYYYY!
HE EVEN HAS MEAT IN HIM! Gir skipped over to Zim, and pulled the pig nose off of his face and put it on Dib's face. "MY TACO PIGGY IS COMPLETE!" Gir dove in to Dibs intestines and organs and consumed them like slurping up spaghetti. Zim and Gaz flinched in disgust. As Gir dug into Dib, more blood splattered the walls.
"GIR! STOP THIS NONSENSE! YOU HAVE GONE TOO FAR THIS (coughs up green blood) TIME!" Gir laughed and splashed in Dib's open stomach splattering even more blood on the walls. "H-hey Gir. Do you want to explode?" Gaz asked, holding up her gun again. "WOOOOOOHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOO! WOULD I!"
Gaz pulled the trigger and Gir's head exploded. Zim and Gaz just looked at one another in astonishment of what had just happened. "Uhhhhhh sorry for your, um brother." "It's ok, he annoyed me anyway. That's what he gets for killing my robotic toys. And on that note, Zim and Gaz burst into laughter. "VICTORY! VICTORY FOR ZIM!" Gaz gave him an irritated look.
"And uh, victory for you to of course. I just remembered something Gaz human! I can heal myself!" Gaz's eyes grew huge in astonishment as Zim pressed a button on his pack. Immediately, his body was closed up, and his shirt was miraculously repaired.
Zim stood on his feet, walked over to Gaz and stuck a needle in her arm. She winced. "This shall heal you pitiful sweet Earth creature." Within seconds, the wound where the bullet had punctured her skin had vanished. Gaz smirked an evil grin.
"Let's destroy my planet. Come on, it will be fun! I never liked it anyway!" Zim smirked back. "I will help you destroy your planet, only if you will help me destroy mine."
HAHAHAHAHA! Did you like the ending? I hope so! Very violent yes, I hope I polluted your minds with the love mush as well. Sorry for you ZADR fans out there. I felt like doing a surprise ZAGR. Anyway, please review. It would please me if you did so. If you don't, I will flip your eyeballs inside out! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
