Peteykinz iz in dayngr. I msut hellp my twoo luvv. I msut saiv him.
"I wil saiv him!"
She donned her determined face and dived into the lake.
Little did Maryellen Susannah know that her "twoo luvv" was, in fact, not in any danger at all, nor did he need saving or help.
Or did he?
No, he didn't.
But nevertheless, the heroically unwavering Maryellen Susannah dived into the lake, forgetting that the lake was actually more or less a portal to Narnia and that she didn't know how to swim. All her makeup, jewelry, and the skimpy clothes she was wearing weighed her down and her lungs turned to flames. The struggling Maryellen Susannah tried to breathe the water in (big shock there), thinking she'd turn into a mermaid (even bigger shock). She was wrong. Way wrong (okay, this whole scenario is appalling).
In the midst of her strife, a hand caught her wrist. She screamed in spite of her lack of breath and was yanked down a deep, dark underwater chasm. Maryellen Susannah's vision went blurry and then turned black.
