"Yeah, Fred, that sure was a nice lady," Hoss agreed. "That spider body was some kind of creepy, though."
"Yeah," Irwin said. "But I kinda feel sorry for the aSTRoVaMPiReS now. I mean, leaving their own planet and having to settle down on a Kuiper object? That's sad, yo. I'd hate to be kicked off of Earth by some invading force, so I can't imagine what it must've been like for them."
"Don't feel sorry for them, Brett," Hoss said. "They were horrible monsters who deserved to die. I just wonder where she's gonna conquer next."
"She's heading for Earth, you dolt," General Skarr said grumpily.
"What?" Jeff asked, shocked. "No way. I know Velma, and she wouldn't lie to us just so she could take over our world."
Skarr smacked his forehead. "Are you kidding me? That spaceship took off in the direction of Earth, and we're stranded on this miserable planet–"
"Kuiper object," Irwin interjected.
"WHATEVER!" Skarr yelled. "We are stuck here, and the world is defenseless!"
"Pshaw," Jeff said. "What about all the militaries? And that Evil Con Carne group? And of course there's Grim. He took care of things last time, I guess, although I really don't remember any of it."
Skarr grit his teeth. "Grim can't save the world this time!"
"Why not?" Hoss asked. "That bonehead is pretty competent. You know, when he's not being bossed around by those two kids, uh, who were they?"
"Billy and–" Irwin started to say.
"Bianca and Martin!" Hoss proclaimed. "Right. So that spider chick isn't heading for Earth, and even if she were, Grim would take care of it. We're perfectly safe."
"NO WE'RE NOT!" General Skarr screamed. "GAH! THE NAME OF THE SHOW IS UNDERFIST! IT IS NOT THE GRIM ADVENTURES OF BILLY AND MANDY! IF IT WERE, MAYBE GRIM WOULD SAVE THE DAY, BUT SINCE THE NAME OF THE SHOW IS UNDERFIST, IT'S UP TO US TO SAVE THE WORLD! ESPECIALLY SINCE THE NAME OF THE SPECIAL IS 'RETURN OF THE SPIDER QUEEN,' WHICH MEANS WE'LL HAVE TO CONFRONT VELMA AT SOME POINT, PROBABLY IN A BIG BATTLE!"
Everyone looked at General Skarr, shocked.
"You know, it's very rude to yell," Hoss said calmly.
"Hold on, hold on," Jeff said. "Let me just get this straight. Skarr, you're telling me that because this show is named after our group, we'll have to save the day every time?"
"Yes," Skarr said, frustrated.
"And because this one is titled Underfist: Return of the Spider Queen, you think that we'll have to fight Velma?" Jeff asked.
"Yes," Skarr said.
"And Velma will be taking over the Earth again so we'll have a reason to fight?" Jeff asked.
"YES!" Skarr yelled.
Jeff's eyes widened. "Gee, guys, I think Skarr's right. Velma's gonna take over the Earth again."
"Thank you," Skarr said.
"What?" Hoss asked, shocked. "She can't do that! That's my turf!"
"So what do we do, yo?" Irwin asked worriedly. "The rocket's out of commission, we don't have any other ships, and we're stranded on an alien Kuiper object! It's the end of the world, yo!"
Fred gave Irwin a heavy pat on the back, sending him sprawling forward. "It's okay," Fred said. "I still have my frozen yogurt!"
Jeff looked around the Kuiper object contemplatively. His eyes settled on the still catatonic aSTRoVaMPiRe, and he blinked as he got an idea.
"Hey guys, I have an idea," Jeff said.
"WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!" Irwin yelled before collapsing into a crying heap. Meanwhile, General Skarr started fighting with Fred Fredburger over the frozen yogurt.
"I don't care if it's your yogurt, I don't want to stave to death!" Skarr angrily told the crying green creature.
"But-but it's mine!" Fred said unhappily. "My frozen yogurt that I got from the frozen yogurt place!"
Hoss knelt down next to Jeff. "What is it, you creepy giant spider?"
"Well, the aSTRoVaMPiReS go into space all the time," Jeff said. "So I was just thinking, they must know how to get into outer space and use spaceships and stuff. So if we can get one of them to help us, we can go to Earth and save the world."
Hoss stood up. "Good thinking, Jeff!"
Hoss looked over and spotted the catatonic aSTRoVaMPiRe. He squared his shoulders, took a deep breath, and confidently walked over to the aSTRoVaMPiRe. He picked it up by the scruff of its neck and punched it in the face.
"How do we get into space? Talk!" Hoss demanded.
Hoss punched the aSTRoVaMPiRe in the face again.
