Chapter 4.

SS: Thanks you guys for all the reviews! Yeah, I'm lazy, put I'm gonna put a couple of chapters up at a time this round. Haha I'm a fuckhead.

WARNING: This chapter contains coarse language and explicit sexual content. Not suitable for readers 6 and under.

AN: I said stop flaming ok! Ebony's name is ENOBY (Wow guys, looks like she just got even cooler.) not Mary Sue ok! Draco is so in love (*Drugged up on Date Rape) with her that he is acting different! They knew each other before ok!(Yeah, all that shyness and one-word sentence stuff was probably the grounds of a very healthy, steady relationship, guys.)

"Draco!" I shouted. "What the f*ck do you think you are doing?"(Well, whatever it is I don't think swearing at him will stop it, but you don't know until you try!)

Draco didn't answer but he stopped the flying car (FLYING CARS ARE ILLEGAL.) and he walked out of it. I walked out of it too, curiously.

"What the f*cking h*ll?" I asked angrily.(Constand mood swings. It's that time of month again."

"Ebony?" he asked.

"What?" I snapped.

("It's illegal for non-humans to be in possession of a wand. I'm taking you to Azkaban. Bitchez.")

Draco leaned in extra-close and I looked into his gothic red eyes(RED? B-but they were such a beautiful silvery colour ) (he was wearing color contacts)which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness and then suddenly I didn't feel mad anymore.(Getting turned on by depression? That's more kind of wrong than I can even label. I can label a lot.)

And then… suddenly just as I Draco kissed me passionately.(*Facepalm*.)

(WARNING: The following content contain high sexual content and nudity. Must be read at reader's own discretion.)

Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly (Haha keenly…) against a tree. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time. (OH MY GOD INTEEEENSE!)

"Oh! Oh! Oh! " I screamed. I was beginning to get an o*****. (Why the hell are you even bothering to bleep this stuff out anymore? You already wrote the most saucy sex scene ever. You've written 'thingie', pretty sure we can handle 'orgasm'.)We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warmAnd then….

"WHAT THE H*LL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERF*CKERS!" (Haha he called them 'Motherfasterickckers'.)

It was…Dumbledore!(That actually sounded really Gangsta of him… Has Dumble-dawg finally seen the light?)

Tune in next time for another thrilling instalment of the worst fanfiction everrrrrrr! And don't forget to review.