It's the reason I...


"Sorry, Barney, can't today."

"Don't you mean tonight?"

"Tonight for you, today for me; why are you up so early anyways?"

"You mean up so late? No reason. I was talking to Ted."

"Ted went to bed early. Has to see the bank tomorrow for a business loan."

"With Marshall and Lily?"

"Please."

"I just am..."

"Couldn't find a good bimbo?"

"... Yes? Yeah, Ted's a crappy wingman."

"Especially when he's sleeping."

"'Xactly, I mean what kind of monster can sleeps while his wingman is left to sleep alone."

"Shameful. So you gonna hit the hay soon?"

"After this show..."