It's the reason I...
"Sorry, Barney, can't today."
"Don't you mean tonight?"
"Tonight for you, today for me; why are you up so early anyways?"
"You mean up so late? No reason. I was talking to Ted."
"Ted went to bed early. Has to see the bank tomorrow for a business loan."
"With Marshall and Lily?"
"Please."
"I just am..."
"Couldn't find a good bimbo?"
"... Yes? Yeah, Ted's a crappy wingman."
"Especially when he's sleeping."
"'Xactly, I mean what kind of monster can sleeps while his wingman is left to sleep alone."
"Shameful. So you gonna hit the hay soon?"
"After this show..."
