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Monday: 2 ½ days since Remus became "pregnant"
The Marauders were going to their first class of the day; Divination. Lily and Alice walked gracefully in front of them, whispering about Alice's upcoming date with Frank Longbottom.
"Has he forgiven me yet?" Sirius asked from next to James.
"No, you know how long I can keep grudges." Remus answered from next to him. Sirius whimpered and backed away. Remus rubbed his belly once more as he waddled down the hall. The had to walk slowly because of Remus' new predicament.
People in the hallways were laughing at pointing at Remus. Peter was picking his nose, Sirius was humming mindlessly, and James was watching Lily's swaying bottom as she walked in front of him
"Well aren't we an exciting bunch." Sirius finally said. James grinned and ran a hand through his hair.
"We're becoming old and weak Sirius, we're not Spring Chooks anymore." (A/N: "Chook" is the British term for chicken…I think…he he.)
"I know, we're already starting to wheeze and ache." Peter said.
"Yes, Remus is already entering motherhood!!" James added. The others laughed and even Remus himself was able to crack a smile.
Alice and Lily slowed down and joined them.
"I can't believe it's our last year here." Lily said as James wrapped his arm around her shoulders.
"I know. I remember when we first got here." Alice said as Frank walked by. She waved to him.
"Yeah. James pushed Sirius into the lake on the boat ride over the Great Lake." Remus admired fondly.
"Ha ha, yeah. And that night was the first time Lily slapped him. She found out he had pushed Sirius in the lake and thwack!" Peter said. Lily blushed and James kissed her cheek.
"Man, things have changed." Said Sirius softly, and the others could only nod.
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It's so weird that this year is our last year, huh? –LE Yeah. Tell me about it. –JP Well, at least some good things happened this year. –LE Rawwr! –JP.xXx.
I don't want to be pregnant anymore! –RLRemus, are you implying you actually wanted to be pregnant? –SB
NO!!! Take this effin' spell off me!!!!!!!!!!!!! –RLSorry, Moony Ole' pal. You heard what Madam Pomfrey said, it'll take a week for it to wear off! –SB
I should kiiiiiiiiiill you!! No, actually, I'm going to bite you're illiterate ass next full moon! –RL
GASP! Did my Moony just swear!??!?!?! My baby is growing up!!!!!!!!!
…what does 'illiterate' mean?! –SB
My point exactly. –RL
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Divination: Monday, 2 ½ days since Remus became "pregnant"
I'm bored. –SB
Pay attention, nob head! –Alice
Sirius, you really should be paying attention. –LE
Oh come on, Lilykins!! It's Divination!! –JP
Hey!! I like Divination! –PP
WHY? –SB
Free tea! –PP
Oh dear Merlin… -LE
Yup. –PP
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Great Hall: Tuesday, 3 ½ days since Remus became "pregnant"
"Oh my God…I think I just felt this thing inside me kick!!!" Remus moaned.
There was a moment of silence. Then the group burst into laughter. Remus glared before resting his head on the table.
"This is getting to be too much!! I can't sleep, my feet hurt, my breasts are tender! I can't take another four days of this!" he all but yelled. Lily was he first one to stop laughing.
"Aww…Remus, be lucky! Alice and I will have to go through this for nine whole months when we're married and ready have children." Lily said. James grinned.
"Pervert."
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Hey, loves! So is your wintery goodness coming along? Thanks for reading and reviewing. Just for the note, I'm not implying that Remus or any other Marauder is gay. Also, the next chapter may have one or two times warps. Be prepared.
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