Author's Note: I don't own Naruto, I don't own the lyrics to Dora The Explorer, nor do I own the lyrics of Hey Mickey. Tired now! Spending way too much time on gaiaonline has taken a portion of my brain out. XD Madara has Sasuke-kun...o.o Everyone knows the drill with this. I'm horrible with grammar, spelling etc...So that's that. XD And one more thing another new special guest. XP
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Loor of the Sand - Thank you! Gaara and his siblings? o.O I got an idea!!
number1sasunarufan - Thank you!
x.x.x.angelic.suicide.x.x.x - Thanks! Poor Sasuke-kun! Yesh call the ambulance!
Queen-of-doomsday-prophecies - Thank you! Yeah, gaia is very distracting XP
Earthsoftenstheflame - Thank you!
Kuri-And-KURI-company - Arigato gazaimasu! lol Naruto's the only person who can make him sound gay. XD Double yay for Batman!
Thanks to meh luffleh reviewers!! (gives out chocolate chip cookies)
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Sasuke's (??) message:
(music being played in the background)
Dora Dora The Explorer!!
Boots, that super cool explorer, Dora!!
Need your help!
Grab Your backpacks!!
Let's go! Jump in!! Vamonos!
You can lead the way!
Hey Hey!!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
Swiper no swiping!
Swiper no swiping!
(music stopped)
HeHeHe!! This is your Dora The Explorer lover formerly known as Sasuke. Bel...ieve...i...t Hee Hee!! Your Barney lover has been kidnapped by angry mob of girls. If you want to find me, come to the mall on the corner of Burger King and Mcdonald's drive, that's where I've been taken to. Colorful clothing!! Hahahaha!! Please be-leave a special message for me after the beep. I love you, you love me!! Barney's words!! Hehehe!! (beep)
Message 1:
(Gaara) Barney...I'm going to kill you Barney...You gave me nightmares. All that talk about "love"... (beep)
Message 2:
(Kakashi) Naruto, you have a mission to attend to! You have to save Sasuke from the mob that went after him at the nail salon. I wonder how they found him, do you, Naruto? (beep)
Note to self: No. I don't know. I wonder how! Heheehee!! Oh well, Believe it Sasuke! That's what you get!!
Message 3:
(Itachi lover) Bastard!! Only bastards like Barney!! Is it for Barney that you killed our almighty Itachi?? (beep)
Message 4:
(Doctor Julio Richardo Montoya De LaRosa Ramirez) Hello, Mr. Uchiha. This is Doctor Julio Richardo Montoya De LaRosa Ramirez. I see that you've missed our appointment, I'm quite surprised at that. Due to the fact that you wanted this appointment so greatly. But you do realize that missing our prior engagement is going to cost five thousand, eight hundred, ninety-nine dollars? You should've called and spoke with me, saying that you couldn't have attended the appointment. Yet, I strongly advise that you come by my office today. Your condition may worsen, you may start becoming emo, and obsessed with revenge. To the point where you may actually kill someone. So how about you come to my office and we get you a stronger drug. Goodbye. (beep)
Note to self: What a long ass name! Sasuke has a doctor?? An Italian doctor? From like France?? Believe it!!
Message 5:
(Kankuro) Naruto, you know where Gaara is? He watched an episode of Barney a few days ago and he kind of lost it. (beep)
Message 6:
(Ino) This is for you Sasuke!! I'll show you, Mary Sue!!
Oh Sasuke, you're so fine!!
You're so fine, you blow my mind, Hey Sasuke, Hey Sasuke!!
Oh Mickey, you're so fine!! (beep)
Note to self: HaHaHaHah!! She sounds horrible. Sakura would laugh if she heard the singing! Hahahaha!!
Message 7:
(Sakura) I'm still kidnapped by Mojo Jojo. Someone save me. And by that I mean Sasuke not you NARUTO!! (beep)
Note to self: Sakura, why? Why, Sakura? But I love you!! Wait, who is Mojo Jojo? Oh, right that guys who says his name over and over.
Message 8:
(Sasuke) Dobe, I swear to you that I'm going to shove a sword up your ass for this. They have me in a mall!! The colors are blinding me! Damn you, baka. Being with Sakura doesn't sound like a bad thing now.(beep)
Note to self: Bwahahaha!! Emo Sasuke no more, Rainbow Sasuke. That's what you get for shipping my ramen to New Mexico, or Australia, or Brazil, or where ever it is.
Message 9:
(Dude from the car-shop) Dude, man like woah man. I told you, dude, like come on down to like the radical shop. Like woah dude, we can so totally get you like this new ride. So dude man, let's you back to like you know fighting crime and woah. Like dressing in black, and woah dude. Batman, dude where are you man? We got to like send a Batman signal to like bring you down here dude? (beep)
Message 10:
(Darth Vader) I have called to tell you something (breathes heavily) It is time that (breathes heavily) you know the truth (breathes heavily) I am not Luke's father(breathes heavily) I am your father (breathes heavily) I am (beep)
Note to self: Wait, is he my father? Or is he Sasuke's father?
Message 11:
(Girls who stalk Naruto) Naruto, koi! We want to have your babies!! (beep)
At the mention of babies, Naruto happened to become unconscious. Laying on the floor, the person to take the lead role in this for the time being is...(plays Dun Dun Dun music)
Message 12:
(Temari) Naruto, you idiot where is Gaara? You know you better have a good reason for my brother's disappearance. Otherwise I'm going to beat your ass. What do you say to that, Naruto? (beep)
Note to self: How troublesome. It's "that" woman. All she does is talk and talk. Yawn. Doesn't she get tired of opening that big mouth of hers?
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Author's Note: YAY!! Love my reviewers! So keep reading and reviewing!! If you like it or hate it. I'll keep this going until the day I become sane. XD You all know who that special guest is? XD (goes back to gaiaonline)
