I am so sorry! I know I said I'd update soon but…I kind of lost a bit of inspiration so if you have any ideas either leave it in a review or PM me. I will not abandon this story though, and will be sure to try to keep it going.

Train:-yawn- I know you really need to do this but why does it have to be in the morning? I hate –yawn- them.

You and me both. And Sakura does as well, of coarse. Well enough whining and apologizing, let's get to the story!

Zetsu's Blossom

Chapter 4: Explanations and a Hatred of Mornings

-Recap-

"How are you still alive?" –Sakura.

-End Recap-

-Sakura POV-

"And how dare you call her a hag! That was your grandma and she sacrificed herself to save the Kazekage- a man whose death that you were responsible for!" I yelled at him.

IS: Us is one thing, but he did not just insult Chiyo-chan! KICK HIS ASS!

S: Settle down! He is right! Besides the whole her being a hag part-she's a hero! We are in a dangerous situation and must be careful.

IS: Hmph….

"First of all, little girl, she did not have to do that. That was her own choice and one I am not responsible for in the least. Second, I am still alive because the two of you foolishly left my body relatively intact- allowing Kabuto-san to resurrect me for information since he could not access it without my being conscious. My only regret in that matter is that when I awoke I was unable to kill him before he escaped," he paused and a smug smirk appeared," but I did injure him- he will never be able to run again and walking could be a challenge- at least until he finds a medic as good as Tsunade." Sasori explained.

IS: Or..us..think he'll come after us like these guys did..?

"Enough gloating, you weren't able to kill that weakling so there's no reason to be smug, baka! This is not the time for arguments, I must take Sakura-san to see Leader-sama; and Deidara….you will work with Sakura when shebecomes a member."

S: Three guesses on who our peace keeper is, and you can't use the first two.

IS: Chocolate Milk!

S: Who? Oh, right. Will you tell me why you're calling him that?

IS: In time you shall see….in time….but not for quite awhile….

S: WTF? I can never understand you…

IS: And you never will! –evil laughs-.

S: Creepy…um, alright…I guess.

-Time Skip to Next Hour-

_Leader's Office-

Sitting in a dark corner of a large room was a pair of glowing gray eyes that could only belong to this 'leader' everyone is talking about.

"Ah, Zetsu-san. I trust you're mission was a success since Haruno-san is now here. Miss Haruno, please sit, we have multiple matters to discuss," spoke a deep, gravelly voice. Then a light turned on and I saw a man in the customary Akatsuki cloak with gravity defying orange hair and a kekkai genkai I had never seen before. I sat down in front of his oak desk in one of the fold-up chairs while he leaned back in his comfy leather one.

"Let's get to business. If you heal Itachi-san's eyes and Zetsu-san's multiple fevers, we will save the Kyuubi brat….for last. It will give him some time .Do you agree with that?"

S: Not good not good not good not good no-

IS: Stop it! If anything do this for Naruto! He is like a brother to us and he needs the time to get stronger!

"And when the job is done?" I asked.

He smirked, "You will remain in Akatsuki as our medic, though will go on several missions and may have to fight your old teammates."

I sighed. I had no idea what I was to do.

"Also since Kakuzu-san refuses to spend the money to build you a room and we do not have a spare, you will have to have a roommate. Maybe you could room with Zetsu-san, at least until his fevers are less frequent."

I looked a Zetsu, if anything he looked a little…shy and embarrassed, which was not normal cannibal behavior.

IS: He's adorable! Hey, Saku, have you made your decision?

That is it for now. I have to go to school.