Hello there people! I am not dead! I'm sooooooo sorry for not updating my story...I didn't give up on it if you're wondering! My mom realized that you can use a laptop to watch videos anywhere! I just got it back a few weeks ago. Shitzu, has it been that long? I'll just get on with it, then. I'm gonna be trying a new writing style, so cut me some slack if I do it wrong. This is mostly gonna be a funny little chapter. I'm gonna introduce another of my OCs, and it will make Butch a little jelly in later chapters. Italics mean thoughts or dreams, f.y.i. I have the power of Pokemon on my side. Don't mess with me, flamers. Oh yeah! I don't own anything!

Yours-Not-Quite-Truly-But-Still-Extremely-Sorry,

Fairy


Well Fairy, it's about time you start freaking updating! Hmph. Wait, what? We're filming?! Aw, shit! So they heard what I just said? ...Shitzu. Ahem. In the City of Townsville, our heroines plus three children and Pepper, have just had their path blocked by a dangerous stranger! Let's check up on them from a safe distance.

A man about six feet tall wearing a black trench coat and fedora pulled down over his eyes was standing in front of our friends, blocking them safe passage to their house. The man looked up with a evil glint in his eye, you know, the one Bubbles has when you take the last oreo? The man slowly walked towards them in a threatening manner, until he was two feet away from them. He was just about to start his bad guy rant when Pepper pulled out a taser and...

...Well duh! She tasered him! What the frack do you think she was gonna do with a taser?

The man spasmed a few times (And in ridiculous positions, I might add.) before falling to the ground, a little more crispy than when he started. Blossom finally got over the shock and looked at Pepper with a bored expression. "Why do you have a taser?" Blossom asked tiredly. "There are a bunch of weirdos out here at night." Pepper said with a nonchalant shrug. Blossom sighed, Bubbles just stared wide-eyed at her, Buttercup nodded her head in agreement, Zorua growled at the man while he stood on his head, and the kids laughed gleefully and pranced around the man's unconscious figure. Bethany grabbed Zorua and hugged him. "Ungh..." the man groaned. "Run!" Blossom shouted. The heroines, the kids, Zorua, and Pepper ran home and didn't stop till they got there.

Buttercup was in her room, making a place for her apparent children, when suspiciously colored flashes came barreling towards the house. Frack, she thought, It's the Rowdies. She frowned and yelled to her sisters and her friend the news, which earned three simultaneous groans of disbelief and annoyance.

The three teenage boys barreled into the once quiet household and started fighting like wild animals (A/N:What else is new?) over the...remote? They were yelling at each other and trying to change the channel. The children laughed their heads off, which was actually quite adorable, and assisted their mother in prying the remote away from the rowdy boys. "What in the WORLD are you three doing in our house fighting over our remote?" Blossom said with an irritated look on her face. "My shows on!" the boys yelled simultaneously, apparently talking about different shows. Pepper, being the cruel and punishing person she is, took the remote and changed the show to...OH HOW COULD YOU YOU MONSTER?! WE HAVE ACTUAL PEOPLE READING THIS! Well, Pepper changed the show to Teletubbies. Causing everyone except her and Zorua to scream in pure agony.

"Ugh. Fine." Pepper said, pissed off with everyone's wimpiness. That is a new word. It is the measured term for someone's being a wimp. Pepper quickly changed the channel to Nickelodeon. Hey Arnold happened to be on (I miss it so much). The children sat in front of the T.V. and watched while Zorua curled up in Bethany's lap. "Sorry." Brick sighed. "The only reason we're here is 'cause some dou-" Buttercup smacked him upside the head for nearly swearing in the presence of little children. Boomer rubbed the back of his head. "Some jerk blew up our house, saying something 'bout destroying some kids and collecting their Chemical X." Butch finished for him, looking through the girls video games. "So, can we crash here?" Brick asked.

The girls stayed completely silent for about half an hour. Pepper put earmuffs on her ears, Zorua's ears, and the kids ears. She was probably preparing for the pissed off outburst the girls were going to have in about three...two...one...

"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK? WE'RE OBVIOUSLY NOT GONNA ALLOW YOU JACKASSES TO STAY IN OUR HOUSE! NO, NEVER, ABSOLUTELY NOT!" the girls screamed at the boys. And then Brick did something incredibly stupid that they will soon regret.

"Are you guys on your period?" Brick questioned the PowerPuff Girls. Before the girls could go into another one of their rants and bash the boys faces in, the professor came running down the stairs. "It's him! He's here! Oh God, he's going to try to kill you! He wants your Chemical X so that he can create some device to destroy the world! I get it now!" professor shouted excitedly at the girls in a panicked tone of voice. "Did some man try to attack you on your way here?" Professor sighed. "Ohhh." the girls, Pepper, and the kids chorused in understanding. "Yeah..." Professor said in a monotone voice. "Oh, and the boys may stay in the spare bedrooms." Professor called over his shoulder as he walked back up to his room. "But why?" Blossom questioned to herself. "Someone tried to hurt my Cupcake?!" Butch cried out, suddenly panicked as he clutched the side of his head in his mild panic. Before Buttercup could bash him into the cement, the doorbell rang, thankfully. That scene could have been much to graphic for the children and our younger readers.

Buttercup answered the door. she looked extremely surprised at who it was. "Deathfire?" Buttercup asked in a soft voice. And with that the mystery boy, apparently named Deathfire, grabbed Buttercup up in a hug. Basically damn confusing everyone who was in that room at the time. So, in other words, what the bloody hell?