The Awesome Assembly


Haruhi's POV

I walk out of the back doors with a pair of jeans and a t-shirt on.

Hikaru and Kaoru put their arms around my shoulders when I walk over to them, both on either side of me. "So what was that all about? We heard yelling come from in there." They say casually with questioning expressions and stare down at me. I look forward and see that Kyoya-senpai, Honey-senpai, and Mori-senpai were all waiting as well for an answer to that question.

I sigh, "Well, Tamaki-senpai came in on Hina and I changing and saw us in our bras." I blush a little once the say the girl term.

The twins shake their heads, "Pervert!" They exclaim together with disgusted looks on their faces.

My face probably registers shock, "Wait, did you already know that Hina and I are girls?"

"Yeah, the only one who didn't know that until now was the boss." Hikaru answers and I shrug out of their shoulder hug.

"Come to think of it, where is Hina and the boss?" Kaoru looks around for them. I shake my head and a nervous sweat-drop appears on the back of my head.

"Hina's punishing him." I shudder in fear, "I don't want to even picture what's happening to him right now. " I sigh a little get mine and Hina's stuff together. I freeze when I remembered something, "What does this mean since you guys know we're girls now, that we can't be hosts anymore?" I ask stiffly. 'If we can't be hosts, then how will we pay off our debt?'

"Well the best way to pay off your debt is for you two to be hosts, but we're not forcing you to stay in the host club. Although, you still have to pay it off." Kyoya-senpai answers, typing on his laptop and momentarily looks up at me. It creeps me out a little, and I turn away, not wanting to make eye contact with the Shadow King for too long.

I sigh and put a finger on my chin, "I'll ask Hina when she comes out." I finish getting our stuff together, and just then, Hina comes out of the back room with a smirk on her face. I raise a questioning eyebrow at her.

She walks over to me, "So, my dear, did you tell these guys about our true gender?" She asks dramatically with a pretty good British accent.

"Yeah, would you rather to stay as hosts and conceal our gender to be male like we were already doing, or pay off our debt some other way?" I asked her with a smile, while hoping that she picks the former option.

Hina puts her hands behind her head in a resting matter, "Which one will take less time?"

"Staying as hosts."

"What about easier?"

"Hosts, again."

"Damn, well there's no way around it; we'll be hosts!" She sings, picks me up, and twirls me around in the air. I laugh in lightly as she does this.

Tamaki-senpai walks out of the back room, mumbling sadly to himself. He freezes in fear when he catches sight of Hina, and she just shakes her head, "You're gonna do it Tamaki-senpai, you can't get out of it!"

I throw a confused glance at her, "What was the punishment?"

"Let's just say that tomorrow will be very interesting." She replies with a devilish smirk.

'Oh great, now I can't wait to see what tomorrow will bring.' I sigh inwardly.


Hina's POV

When Haruhi and I enter the school, we heard a familiar voice come up over the intercom as we go to class.

"Would please all of the male students and male staff report to the gym. I repeat, would all of the male students and male staff please report to the gym. Thank you." Then the intercom hung up. I giggle quietly with a hand covering my mouth as I do so.

Haruhi turns to me, "Was that Tamaki-senpai?" She asks in confusion.

"Yup! He's having an assembly with all of the guys in the school. It's the punishment, you'll see what it is when we get there! And since we're supposed to be guys, we have to go!" I say with heavy enthusiasm and drag her to the gym.

We walk into the gym and sit in one of the seats in the back. We've never been in here before, and I get a good look around. Definitely stupid rich people's style. Everything looks expensive and high quality. I notice some girls trying to get in, but the security guards that were standing outside the doors wouldn't let them in, trying to explain that the assembly was only for the male staff and students.

I chuckle, 'Maybe the word got out somehow on what this assembly is about.' I ponder to myself.

"So is this the punishment?" Haruhi asks in disbelief.

"Yup!" I say and pop the "p". "And it's gonna be great!" I snicker.

Once all the staff and students are in, the doors shut and it sounds like they shut off all of the lights except for one spotlight on the stage. I have to put a hand over my mouth to keep from laughing out loud. 'Wow, he's really going to put on a show!'

Then Tamaki-senpai walks out on the stage and speaks into the microphone, "I have called you all here for a performance that I have been asked to do by one of the students." His face went red, "Please do not think of me any differently after I do this."

I could see the chairman shaking in laughter from the front row. I guess he was told what this was about. Then Tamaki-senpai starts to strip, slowly. 'I told him it wouldn't be authentic enough if he did it quickly, and he believed me!'

When he got down to his underwear, most of the guys either aren't looking or have very red faces with their hands over their mouths in surprise. At this point, I have tears streaming down my face, I was laughing so hard that I could barely control it. Haruhi was extremely red-faced, more so than the guys.

Tamaki-senpai manages to find me in the huge audience and addresses me, "Your request has been fulfilled, Hina." He states with his dreamy host smile.

"Good job!" I call up to him in-between my laughter.

Then the lights all turn back on, and everyone is looking at the chairman who is rolling on the ground hollering in laughter. After a few minutes, he composes himself gets up and walks over to me and Haruhi. "Which one of you is Hina?" He asks, still chuckling a little.

-"She is, sir." Haruhi points to me still with her red face.

-"I am." We both say different things at the same time.

The chairman claps a hand on my shoulder, "That was a very well thought out idea Hina-kun, great job!" He praises me, smiling giddily.

"Thanks." I grin and continue to giggle heartily.

The chairman turns the the rest of the room, "Alright, students get back to class, and staff get back to work." He commands and everyone files out.

"That means us, come on, Haruhi!" I grab her hand and pulled her out of the gym.

Once we were walking to the classroom, she asks me, "You had to make him do that much?" She tries to look stern, but I can tell that she's laughing hysterically on the inside.

"Yeah, he saw us in our bras! You think I wouldn't let him off with a small punishment?" I exclaim in a hushed whisper.

She just shrugs. When reach the classroom and enter behind some of the other guys.

As soon as we get in, we are herded by a bunch of girls, our regulars, I think. "What was that about, Haruhi?" One questions her.

"Yeah, why was it only the guys who were allowed in, Hina?" Another inquires curiously.

"Well, I dared him that he wouldn't he could strip down to his underwear in front of all the males in the school, including the chairman, and he took up the dare. We had to have it authentic, so it so no girls were allowed in, I apologize." I answer sweetly with a small smile.

"He stripped to his underwear?! Really?!" A brunette exclaims in excitement.

"Aw, I wish I could've seen that!" Another sighs dreamily.

I look at Haruhi and smirk, "Well, if you would like me to, I could ask Tamaki-senpai if he could do it again just for the girl students of the school as well." I suggest cheekily.

"Really?!" They all squeal in joy.

"Yes, and maybe even Hikaru and Kaoru too." I smile widely. If I can convince them to see it my way; it probably wouldn't be that hard to.


After all the guests leave the the Host Club, Haruhi and I go back into the back room to change out of the costumes. I call behind me, before we go through the doors, "Don't come in this time, Tamaki-senpai!" He flushes like a tomato when I say that, which causes me to smirk and go the back room behind Haruhi.

When we come back out, I go up to him and ask, "Hey Tamaki-senpai, do you think you could do a strip session for the girl students tomorrow? They were very disappointed that they didn't get to see the one today." I ask in a sweet voice.

He made a face and started to whimper. I rolled my eyes, "If you don't do this, you'll disappoint them!" He quickly gets over his own distress when I point this out. And his face brightens at the concept of pleasing the entire female population of the school. He starts to ramble on how he would set it up and when it would be and how long it would be.

"So you were the one to set that up?" Hikaru raises an eyebrow and laughs.

I throw him a big grin, "Yeah, it was pretty damn good, if I do say so myself." I say before waving to the rest of them and walking out the doors with Haruhi to go home.


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