Conversations

By SilverWolf7007

Part Four

"Remus. I have something to tell you."

"Lily, I love you like a sister, really I do. You're one of my best friends. But it just wouldn't work between us, Lils. I don't feel that way about you, and I don't want to steal you away from James and ride off into the sunset upon a thestral."

"You all need a better hobby. Literally anything else."

"Sorry. I really couldn't help it."

"I've decided its exposure to the other idiots. Or the other way around. Who even knows anymore?"

"So what's the news?"

"I'm having a baby!"

"Okay I know it's not mine."

"Uggghhhhhh."

"Okay, okay, I'm done."

"Did they put you up to this?"

"No, you're right, we need a hobby. Congratulations."

"We're naming him Harry James. Sirius is going to be godfather."

"He'll like that. An innocent young mind ripe for moulding into a mini prankster. Not too sure on James as a middle name though, isn't it a little narcissistic?"

"Hah, I told him you wouldn't realise. It's your middle name, Remus."

"Well, yes, but I wasn't named after James Potter."

"Nor will Harry be."

"Then wh- oh. Aww. Thanks, Lils, that means a lot."

"Aw, Remus, are you - don't cry!"

"I'm not, its a cat hair!"

"You don't have a cat."

"Shut up."

"You're not even allergic to cats."

"I could still have a hair in my eye! Stray hairs still sting, Lils."

"Oh my god Remus just own your goddamn emotions you stunted, stunted man!'

"I... oh fine. So maybe I'm touched, whatever."


Lily has the patience of a saint. Sort of.

One more chapter after this, featuring Wee Harry!

Hope you enjoyed (despite the short length).

Much Love,

Wolfie