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The Chase Part II
Think Harry think, we need a reason as to why we are in the girls bathroom, unconscious, not in potions, why Snape looks like a cheap Halloween costume for a five year old girl and why he wants to kill me. Granted the last one can be explained with the second last one but it sounds more impressive if I list as many problems as I can…
Pansy looked at me with a look of curiosity, that or she had gas. Then started screaming at me, something about being a pervert, come on pervert? Normally a pervert goes looking to be excited and not to be temporarily blinded and almost killed. In fact you shouldn't be threatening me with law suits and jinxes, oh and your going to set Malfoy on me? Wow now I am really scared. You should be worried that I am going to have you arrested for something like attempted murder.
Malfoy that a laugh, there is little to nothing up in his brain oh and by the way Pansy he doesn't even like you, probably the only thing that he and I agree on would be that your disgusting, who knows he might even ask for my help in removing you from existence and thus meaning he is not going to be forced to marry you.
Oh crap, Snape is outside, now knowing that greasy git he's too much of a prude to come into the girls bathroom and get me out himself, he probably has never even seen a girl naked, well actually he might of but I don't think walking in on his mother having a shower when he was five really counts. So therefore I am safe, unless Pansy and her army of she-beasts carry me out.
Well it looks like I have spoken to soon, Snape is in here with me and he is dragging me out of the girls bathroom by my ear. But ha-ha Pansy is in trouble as she should have been in Potions not ditching class. But then again it probably isn't a good idea to be laughing at someone else when I am about to be removed from the gene pool permanently.
Snape looked at me and smiled, the way a shark looks at a diver right before it bites off its leg. (if this was a movie it would have that Jaws music going on)
"Did you really think you could escape me Potter? You're just like your father, a completely useless and disrespectful little urchin." Snape drawled in that nasty sneering way of his.
"I'm sorry sir, please don't feed me to the sharks!" Obviously when I fainted I bumped my head because I am making less sense then normal.
"I wouldn't do that to a poor shark, Potter we are off to see Dumbledore and there is nothing you can do about it, I have had enough of your constant haywired behaviour its time we solve this problem, detention has not worked maybe expulsion will do the trick."
Well that's one way to make an already mentally disturbed boy really upset at the thought of leaving the only home he has ever had in this world.
Got to think of a way out of this, but what can I do? Suddenly one of those light bulbs you see in cartoons went off in my head. I stamped on Snape foot as hard as I could, in pain he jumped and immediately let go of my rather sore ear and with a flash I was running as fast as I could.
If I was in the muggle world this would have been one of the best escape plans in the history of making escaped from greasy gits who have anger problems. But this being the wizarding world the normal rules do not apply.
For as soon as I was about ten metres away from Snape I heard a VERY loud and yell of "Stupefy!" Then I was down for the count again for the second time in the last twenty minutes. Obviously the greasy git has worked out finally how to use his wand.
When your stunned its almost like being paralysed everything around you is moving, your aware of what is going on but there is no way in which to move or get away. So Snape took his time walking over to me and peering down with a smile. I could almost read his thoughts, I have done what you-know-who has only dreamed of, had the Potter boy at my mercy.
With a heave he picked me up and, he is quite strong our Snape as I am no light weight and took me off in the direction of Dumbledore's office, presumably to see if he could get rid of me before lunch.
Snape is not what you would call a very careful person, he took a lot of delight in banging my head against everything that we came passed. But after about five minutes he must have gotten tired of carrying me around and dumped me very unceremoniously on the floor, I hit the deck with a rather loud thud.
"Your quite a heavy little one aren't you Potter? Obviously those muggles of yours are fans of MacDonald's". Snape sneered at me.
I honestly have know idea what he was complaining about, if he had tried to have lifted Pansy Parkinson, he would have snapped his spine like a twig, a problem Madame Pomfrey can not fix with a spot of Skelo-Gro and when he dumped on the ground there is no way the castle would still be standing.
I am also not fat, teenage boys who do sport, even if it is Quidditch and eat the healthy balanced diet we have here at Hogwarts are not really in a postion to get fat.
I glared at him and tried to think of an insult against this man. But it's very hard to make a joke about someone's weight when they are in tip-top physical position. All the girls think that while he is a pain in the butt he has definitely got the best body out of the staff at Hogwarts. But then it's not really easy to lose, he is after all competing against men like Filch, Dumbledore and Flitwick. If he wasn't the best I would be upset for him.
We sat in silence and I could gradually feel the ability of movement coming back into my body slowly and surely. When I was almost moving like a normally person Snape said "come on then I have wasted enough of my precious time on you, to Dumbledore's Office is our destination. I walked slowly besides Snape, getting the occasional glare and threat of being jinxed of the face of this planet. Snape probably wouldn't do that but with what he has being doing lately I don't want to provoke him to do any harm to me.
Getting to Dumbledore's Snape said the magic password of "Every Flavour Beans" and we were in, on our way to go and get his mess sorted out once and for all.
"Who's there?" called Dumbledore. Snape replied saying "is Professor Snape and Potter". Dumbledore called us in and gave that usual warm smile he always gave me. Wonder if Snape gets treated this way.
"What seems to be the problem"? Dumbledore said with a smile that said that he knew more then what we knew…..To Be Continued.
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