Ay! Bet you thought I left this out to dry eh? Well... You're pretty much right lol.
MoO: And I have returned!
Kaine: Well look who's back. How'd things go with Malon?
MoO: Great, naturally. I'd tell you all about it, but we're on screen, so... *smashes camera and tells Kaine about it*
Kaine: 0.0 Wow, I never knew...
MoO: She's not new to it, that's for sure. *warps in Aryll* Sigh, well I guess it's in your hands now...
Aryll: I-i won't mess up.
MoO: And remember! Link is Bugger for this chapter, but he'll be Link again afterwards.
... LoZ Truth or Dare fic? Haven't seen one of these out of the 15 thousandother Legend of Zelda fics. But... *grabs a huge nuclear rocket launcher*TIME TO BRING PAIN AND SUFFERING UPON LoZ PEOPLE!
Ilia: Join the "I hate horses" association. I HATES YOU!
Malon: Do the above, and get devorce from Link. I HATES YOU TOO!
Ruto: ... Out of all of Link's insane stalkerish fangirls in the game, you are the one I hate the most. Let MoO turn you into sushi and force feed it toGanondick!
Ganondick: However, I hate you most of all. You are the character I hate morethan any other. Yeah, your on number 1 on my hit list!
Link: Replay the classic scene of you epically killing Ganondick
Link again: Trap Navi in a tiny jar.
Midna: ... You freak me out... But I don't exactly, hate you. You're justcreepy... But still,
Zelda: Bring death to Midna!
Link and Zelda: ... I would force you two to marry, but that would be weird.
MoO: So instead, you will be the priest marrying them!
Saria: CRAZY FROG CRAZY FROG CRAZY FROG CRAZY FROG CRAZY FROG CRAZY FROGCRAZY FROG!
Am I forgetting anyone? Hmm... Nope! *leans on a lever, which sends a nuclearmissle towards Malon, Saria, Ruto, Ilia, Ganondick, and Dark Link*Oops... XD
MoO: ...Is there anyone you DON'T hate?
Ilia: But, but, but...
Aryll: Well, I guess if you could just...
MoO: Must I motivate?
Aryll: Eep!
MoO: Well? *flexes left hand, causing talons the size of katanas to grow from finger tips* What now?
Aryll: *swipes Bugger's sword and puts it to Ilia's throat*
Ilia: H-hello, I'm here to join the "I hate horses" club.
MoO: She learns fast.
IHH Head Master: Good, we always need new recruits. But there is one thing, horse enthusiasts are always trying to infiltrate us and put an end to our operations, so there is a test.
Ilia: A t-test?
IHH HM: Yes, it's quite simple really, come along. *Leads her into a room with a horse tied to the ground* Just stab this defenseless horse to death. *Hands her a rusty jagged knife*
Ilia: *faints*
IHH HM: I knew it. *stabs her to death with the knife*
Malon: *saves everyone the trouble and kills herself*
MoO: Ooh, fun! *pulls out a machete*
*half-an-hour later*
MoO: Here you go Ganondick! BTW, that is what we're calling you for the rest of the chapter.
Ganondick: Of course it is. *eats Ruto sushi* Tastes like... *Sudden look of fear* Blowfish? *dies of poison*
Aryll: She was poisonous?
MoO: No, I just put some blowfish in there.
Bugger: I kill him epically all the time, you'll have to be more specific.
MoO: Well Aryll? Your in charge for the chapter.
Aryll: Umm... Wind Waker.
Bugger: *rolls around Ganondick's sword swipes and leaps into the air, burying the Master sword into his head, causing him to turn to stone for some reason*
Aryll: I like that one.
MoO: I would have chose TP myself.
Bugger: *traps Navi in a jar* And for good measure... *Fills jar with rocks and throws it into the ocean* I'M FREE! FREEEEEE!
Zelda: *Arrows of Light That Are Way to Fucking Powerful*
MoO: Umm... I really shouldn't... But what the Hell, this'll be good.
*One marriage ceremony later*
MoO: I now pronounce you Tights-wearing husband and Know-it-all wife.
*lightning fries everyone*
MoO: This is why I said it would be a bad idea. I'm on bad ground with all the Divine; Zeus, Odin, God, Satan, you name them! *revives everyone* Well, Satan just doesn't like me much, but he loves my work.
Saria: SHUT UP DAMN YOU!
Tingle: attempt to steal links big green force gem and see what happens. ^^
Tingle: *grabs bag* I WILL BE A FAIRY!
Bugger: *Great Spin*
MoO: Boring. *incinerates Bugger*
Link: Insult the way the goddesses always make him do everything and insulttheir hair. See what happens. :)
Zelda: Become Gohma the Spider and marry Ganon, then eat his head on yourwedding day!
Saria: Just keep doing what your doing
Tetra: Have Zelda's consciousness in your head and argue over who likes : Pig Ganon from OoT can grab you by your BIG ASS nose and whip youaround with his tusk things until your nose detaches from your body and thenLink (or bugger) has to eat the severed nose while Ganon pushes you off thecliff into the lava below! ^^
Aryll: Uh, well...
MoO: A relapse?
Aryll: *randomly stabs Impa to death*
MoO: You have done well, my apprentice...
Kaine: Just get on with it.
MoO: You're still reading your damned book, aren't you?
Kaine: *holding book* What does that have to do with anything?
MoO: Why do you care?
Kaine: Because I do.
Bugger: Ehem. Din, Nayru, Farore. I believe you owe me. You make me do craploads of heroics, against my will, with no rewards whatsoever. Also, your hair sucks.
MoO: ? Did you do anything?
Aryll: No... I didn't.
Bugger: Didn't have to, I've been wanting to do this for a loooong time.
Goddesses: *turn to each other and nod, then grab Link and warp away*
MoO: Be right back *warps after them*
Kaine: How long till he's back?
MoO: *warps back, a dumbfounded look on his face*
Kaine: What? What are they doing?
MoO: They're doing him.
Kaine: Wha?
Aryll: ?
MoO: They said they couldn't afford to lose him, no one else will work for them. That lucky sonuvabitch.
Zelda: *reads dare* What? Where do you people get these ideas? *turns into ghoma and marries Ganondick, eating his head in the process*
Saria: Sweet. *pulls out a bong* Anyone?
Kaine: I'm in! *leaves with Saria*
MoO: ... (FF gayed out on me, It won't let the other dares exist for some reason)
READ BEFORE POSTING! IF YOU DONT KNOW WHO SOME OF THE PEOPLE I MENTION ARE,LOOK THEM UP TO GET A GENRAL IDEA WHO THEY ARE!
Time for round 2Four Swords Links: Which one is the real Link?
Skull Kid: Wear a fluffy pink bunny suit in front of the two skull kids nextto Kokiri Forest. Ears, tail and all
Agitha: Call the Orkin Exterminators to come by your house
Nabooru : undergo a sex change. You've got more balls than just about anyonein the series anyway...
Ganondorf: Go slap Chuck Norris' face
Chuck Norris: you aren't under my command, but kill Ganondork Fagmire
Din, Nayru and Farore: Which of you is the prettiest?
Purlo: Go talk to these three people and call them retarded: Kefka Palazzo,Sephiroth, and the Joker
Ruto: Go tan for about ten million
Rauru: Admit to both Nabooru (when she is a male) and Impa that you aredesperately in love with them
MoO: Yes, by reviewers' power, you are now a Zelda Character and Kaine isyour loyal sidekick. Put Romani and Malon in a locked-door room with me andme alone. (Rebuild Romani first though after you blasted her apart)
Kaine: Go torture Postman from Twilight Princess for me. I'll give you acookie...
Tingle: your last punishment wasn't a punishment. Therefore, I will stickyou in a room with the MC of Fusion Frenzy 2 and that really gaytarded citizenfrom Sim City. I will give them a chainsaw and a minigun. You get a plasticwhite heavy duty spork. Your job is to slit your wrists and get massacred bythe others. I will watch, eat popcorn, and laugh as you die
And finally, Me: using my reviewers power, I teleport myself into a Zelda game,and cause Malon, Romani, Zelda, and every hot girl in the whole series to fallin love with me. When Link and the rest come to kill me, I force my self touse my butter knife to cause an extrememly graphic massacre of the wholeworld. Then we all die and go to hell, where I rule over the dead.~*~
Green, Blue, Red, Vio: Green, duh.
MoO: That's it?
Green: Well, yeah. It's that simple.
MoO: ... I'll just make this interesting. *snaps fingers and they all catch on fire*
Kaine: Nice, comments Aryll?
Aryll: ...
MoO: That's a good girl.
Skullkid: *in fluffy bunny suit* I hate you all.
Other skullkids: *die of laughter*
Agitha: Orkin? Who are they?
MoO: They're a special company that goes around to houses with bugs. They make things better.
Agitha: Really? My bugs will be so happy! *calls Orkin*
*One extermination later*
MoO: She killed herself, awesome.
Nabooru: What? WHAT?
Kaine: This dare... That's just not right.
MoO: I agree. Too bad though. *kicks her into a clinic*
Nabooru *after operation*: Hey.
MoO: ... That is not right.
Kaine: UNCLEAN!
Everyone else: *barfs*
MoO: That's it, AUTHOR POWERS! *turns her back*
Ganondork: Oh... No...
MoO: That's right. *warps him to Chuck Norris, failing* What the? Oh, wait, I forgot. *warps everyone but Ganondork into a safe zone* You don't find Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris finds you...
Chuck Norris: *walks through wall*
Ganondork: *slaps Chuck Norris, shattering every bone in his hand* THE PAIN!
Chuck Norris: *blinks, then leaves*
Ganondork: *head explodes*
MoO: *warps everyone back*
Din, Nayru, Farore: I am! * looks at eachother* NO! I AM! YOU WHORES! *Cat fight while all guys watch and enjoy*
Kaine: ...*filming on phone*
*30 minutes later*
MoO: I guess Din's the hottest. No literally. *gestures to Din in a maelstrom of flame, burning everyone to death until its only her, me, Kaine and Rajak*
Rajak: Keep on pushing it... *shoots Din's brains out*
MoO: *restores everything* Next!
Purlo: Sure, whatever. *goes up to an overly colorful clown, a guy with long silver hair and a creepy clown/madman* You are all retards. Haha!
Kefka: *Goes into god mode and rapes him* I'm gonna destroy EVERYTHING!
Sephiroth: *Grows one black wing and summons a 7 foot sword, slashing him to pieces*
Joker: Wanna see a magic trick? *slams Purlo's head into a pencil stuck in a table*
MoO: I love those guys.
Ruto: Um... I don't really like tanning...
Aryll: It is a million years...
MoO: *glares daggers* We have a time compression chamber. *throws Ruto in*
*10 min later*
Ganondick: Hey! Fish sticks! *eats them*
Kaine: So, you like fish sticks?
Ganondick: Are you kidding? I love 'em!
Everyone: *snikering*
Ganondick: What?
MoO: What are you a gay fish? *looks at dare* Skipped due to Nabooru will never be male again. It was horrifying. *rebuilds them and puts them in a room with, I assume, him*
*2 hours later*
MoO: FIRE! *artillery annihilates room*
Kaine: *looks at Postman, smiles, and warps them both to another room*
Tingle: *somehow he even messed that up, those two guys are dead and Tingle is on fire. ...Good enough.*
Reviewer: *makes all females in game fall in love with him*
Link: HEY! *draws mastersword*
Reviewer: *uses butter knife to knock Mastersword and shield out of Link's hands, then carving out his eyes, chopping off his nose, severing each of his fingers and toes, carves evil symbols into his flesh, and takes a dump on him* *repeat to all others*
Rajak: One problem: I RULE THE REALM OF DEATH. *sicks thousands of Grim Reapers on us*
*jumping around like a deranged psychopath-lunatic* i have something evenworse than cowman and moo! U DESERVE IT FOR NO UNDERLINES! *maniac-evil laugh*U ARE... COW GO MOO! *more maniac-evil laugh* YES! SOMEONE CAN RESIST AUTHOR POWERS! everything is falling in to place... *lightning flashes* AND NOW...TWO HORRIBLY LONG DARES! MUAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!
Dares:Kaine: destroy the game COW GO MOO was playing last chapter!
COW GO MOO: cry like a baby about it, and suck ur thumb!
Kaine: make COW GO MOO back flip through ten iron walls!
Saria, Ilia, Romani, Midna, Malon, Ruto: Epic brawl (detailed and writtenout, Cow go Moo! thats a dare for ya, btw.) for ur link crushes! then justsmack the others around for their links! everybody gets a magnum, twogrenades, Romani, Ilia and Malon get horse stampedes, ruto get water magic,Saria get forest magic, and midna get twili magic! LET THE EPIC BEGIN!
Zelda's and evil people: watch and place bets on who wins what Link
Vaati: revive the FS and FSA links (red green and blue since vio lived) thenget chopped to pieces by them, allow MC link to kill u when u first appear,and let ezlo nag ur ears off an entire chapter
Navi, Tatl, Tael, and Ciela: DANCE OFF! best moves claims ownership ofwhichever link's hat! COUPLE DANCES ACCEPTED. (PLEASE DO TAVI! tael and navi 4ever!)
Saria: after that epic battle, u deserve... TO GO PYRO! STEAL DARUNIA'SPOEWR, AND BURN EVERY WOOD RELATED THING IN THE KOKIRI FOREST, AND BURN THE GREAT DEKU TREE AND SPROUT! then go mass murder and destroy every kokiri! then go to deku palace in termina and burn them to the ground, and mass murder them too! MUAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!(COW GO MOO, this is the second horribly long dare, so write everything out! this is ur last dare! NICE AND LONG FTW!)
Saria: after all that torture, you get a ginormous cookie. *hands herginormous chocolate chip cookie* enjoy.
i am . COW GO MOO: where does chocolate milk come from? It should be easy considering u are a COW that GOES MOO. now,i am done.
-PokeWarriZeldafan
MoO: JUST GO BACK TO MOO!
Aryll: Um... Uh...
MoO: What? *reads dare* No. No no no. Not happening.
Kaine: You little bitch.
MoO: I will lock you in a room with Carameldanssen playing.
Kaine: *very far away*
MoO: *backflips into wall* Dammit all! You may be immune to author powers, but how about Umbra and Soul Edge? *pulls out evil purple and black longsword and fleshy red and silver claymore*
Kaine: Ok ok! I'm done! Yeesh...
Ganondick: Pussy.
Kaine: ... *grabs him drags him to Door of OMEGA*
Ganondick: No, no no no nooo!
Kaine: Don't worry, OMEGA died.
Everyone but MoO: WHA?
Kaine: Yeah, we got something worse. *rips off door where there is a large pit*
Ganondick: Wha-what did you get?
Kaine: A Grue. *throws Ganondick into pitch-black pit*
Ganondick:(from bottom of pit) I can't see-
Grue:(from bottom of pit) GWARGLFARGLE!
Ganondick:(from bottom of pit) Ha! I have a Grue too!
Kaine: Ooh... Bad idea.
Aryl: Why?
Kaine: Well... That can almost never go well. Here's the list.
Better-than-best-case: Both grues spontaneously turn into power ball tickets. You win the lottery and become a multi-millionaire.
Best-case: Both of the Grues kill each other, which is damn near impossible.
Next-best-case: Your Grue kills the other one and eats you. You're dead, buuuut at least you kinda killed a grue.
Worse-case: The other Grue kills your Grue and eats you. You're dead, and your Grue got its butt kicked.
Worst-case: Both Grues realize they've been tricked, then they team up and eat you. You're dead, and you were betrayed by your own Grue.
Ganondick: Wait, what are you... OH DIN NO! NOOOOOO! HELP ME SOMEONE!
Kaine: Ooohhh... Worse-than-worst-case...
Aryl: What?
Kaine: The grues decide that you make a better sex toy than a meal. Imagine that for the rest of your life.
Everyone: ...UNCLEAN!
MoO: If you want to know what a grue is and how you can keep from being eaten alive, go here: .com/wiki/Grue
Aryl: So how do I...?
MoO: Huh? Oh right. *warps everyone to the Citadel's Arena*
*Saria, Ilia, Romani, Midna, Malon, and Ruto warp into middle of mega-stadium filled with water with floating platforms made of trees and plant life while clouds of darknes floated above. Everyone else, including readers, warps into bleachers*
MoO: *over done announcer mode* evening/morning/whatever! Today we bring you the epic battle between these six young women for their Bugger crushes!
*Cheering from random people who materialized from nowhere*
MoO: And to help me do that; give a warm welcome to Metus! The red-headed maniac that Kaine hates.
*man in black coat with crazy red hair and green eyes materializes in seat next to me*
Metus: Great to be here my man!
Kaine: *drags needle over a record player* Why is HE here?
Rajak: Cow Man over there wanted to bring him in.
Metus: Not to worry Kay ol' buddy! I'm only here for a the chapter, got missions to do ya know?
MoO: Let's just get back to the match eh? *Back to announcer mode* In this corner; The Sage of Forest, Bugger's childhood friend fighting for OoT Bugger, who knows her age but she looks like a kid; SARIA!
Saria: Wait, what was that at the end?
Metus: She uses forest magic and makes me uncomfortable, I have no idea why.
MoO: Is that so? Well, nest we have the horse obsessed, bleach-blonde airhead of the Zelda series; I really have no idea how else to describe her. Ilia. Yay I guess.
Ilia: You little shit!
Metus: Haha, she looks mad! I always thought she was a lesbian bestiality chick, the way she obsesses over Epona.
Ilia: I'LL KILL YOU!
MoO: Haha, no doubt! She's fighting for TP Bugger, and Epona. Ok, next is Romani, a little farm girl from Termina who fights aliens trying to steal their cows. Isn't she cute?
Romani: Your not even taking me seriously!
Metus: No we are not! And since MM Bugger is also OoT Bugger, she has some tough competition.
MoO: I alost feel sorry for her. Our next contender is the mystical Queen of Twilight, with a huge following of fanboys, and the only character with any depth in Twilight Princess whatsoever; MIDNA!
Midna: It's true. *blows kiss to camers*
Millions of Fanboys everywhere: *nose bleeds*
Metus: She's got Twilight magic and if things get really bad she can use the Fused Shadows to turn into a giant spider and smash you dead! Plus, she's hot as hell. And with only Ilia standing between her and TP Bugger. Well, we all know the crazy bitch will die.
Ilia: FUCK YOU!
MoO: I love this dare, I shouldn't have put this off for so long. Next we have the red-haired farmgirl from Lon-Lon Ranch, Fighting for OoT Bugger; MALON!
Malon: *on Epona* She was my horse to begin with.
Metus: *taking pictures*
MoO: ... Man you're a perv.
Metus: This coming from you?
MoO: Touché. And finally, give it up, or not, for the princess of the Zora tribe, the only one of her people who didn't get sealed in ice, The Sage of Water the Ganondick killed in TP, Ruto the fish bitch.
Ruto: H-how dare you!
Metus: Man she creeps me out! I wouldn't touch that thing with a twelve foot pole. I really feel for OoT Bugger, having to deal with that stalker thing.
MoO: Anyhow, Time to go over who has what! To make things interesting, I've given each of them grenades from Borderlands! Saria gets Stickies, Ilia has incendiary rubberized, Romani gets duds-
Romani: HUH?
MoO: *ignoring* - Midna has corrosive Longbow, which warp to the target, Malon has Transfusion Grenades, and Ruto gets Chock Contacts.
Metus: Each has a magnum and five extra clips, that's 36 shots each. Saria had forest magic, Ilia, Romani, and Malon get one horse stampede, Midna gets twili magic and the fuesed shadows, and Ruto gets water magic. You may have noticed this arena favors those without horses, as there is no room for them. Except Epona, who had great balance.
Malon: *to Ilia and Romani* HA!
MoO: I think we've covered everything. Metus?
Metus: I think you're right.
MoO & Metus: LET THE BATTLE... !
Midna turns into Romani and kicks Ilia into water, then hides in cloud, waiting for Romani to do the dirty work and watch the others.
Malon and Epona jump from platform to platform, shooting at Saria while she tries to control the trees. Ruto dive into the water and looks for an opening, finding one with Romani, who is trying to load her gun.
Romani: Stupid piece of...
Ruto: *jumps out of water* AHA!
Romani: AIIIIIIIIYYYY! *throws grenade and hits Ruto in head, knocking her out* Uh.. How did, huh?
MoO: You can't just knock them out, thy must be killed.
Romani: *shoots Ruto in head*
Ruto dissolves into foam as Romani aims at Malon when Ilia tackles her into water.
Ilia: DIE MIDNA!
Romani: I'm not Midna!
Ilia: Sure you're not. *slaps Romani repeatedly*
While Romani and Ilia fought in the water, Midna laughed as her plan worked unbelievably well and threw one of her grenades. Since it wa a longbow grenade, it warps right to them, and their eyes went wide with fear when they saw it. And since it was a corrosive grenade, they were engulfed in acid when it exploded, which was undoubtedly painful. Midna laughed again.
MoO: Well, It looks like Midna victory was even easier then we thought. That just leaves Saria and Malon who- *interrupted by massive water explosion*
Ruto had dissolved into the water and become a giant demon water fish thing, who was just about to engulf the entire arena when...
MoO: ILLEGAL ACTION! YOU ARE ALREADY DEAD! *warps her to Grue pit*
Saria and Malon, after recovering from the weirdness that had just occurred, returned to their fight. Saria made the trees and plant platforms twist and attempt to whip, slash, and crush Malon, but Epona kept her out of harms way. She continued to fire, but realized she had only three bullets left. So she threw a grenade, which missed when melted into the wood.
MoO: Whoa. That's a new trick.
When Saria came out, however, multiple streams of white particles ripped through her stomach, going into Malon and healing what few wounds she had.
MoO: Ouch, forgot it was a transfusion grenade. Weird shit those things.
Epona leapt straight for Sari, who could barely stand, and flipped over her as she landed on the platform. Malon, upside down and epic, lined up her shot, and fired all three of her remaining bullets into Saria's head.
MoO: ...Epic win. *reverts everything and returns to main room* Next!
Aryl: Everyone pay up!
*Ganondick grudgingly gave his money to Zelda, Vaati, and Majora, who had all bet Malon would get OoT and Midna would get TP. The random monsters gave their cash to whoever won and all that good shit*
Vaati: Oh no.
Aryl: Sorry.
MoO: I'm not. *revives Buggers* KILL!
Vaati: Ack! *hacked to bits*
MC Bugger: Kills Vaati when he first shows up, but he manages to turn Zelda to stone anyway*
Ezlo: nagnagnagnag...
Vaati: By the Gods, MAKE IT STOP!
Teal and Navi: *tango*
Cila: *does the robot*
Tatl: *Dance censored*
Everyone but Tingle: *Barfing their guts out*
Tingle: *dead from pleasure*
MoO: BLARRRG! UGH! THAT WAS THE MOST HORRIFYING THING I'VE EVER SEEN! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
Kaine: Ug... Tael and Navi win. Where's the brain bleach?
Saria: Yippee! *sets Kokiri Forest on fire* Die die die die! *kills the kokiri girl on the shop, sets the shop on fire, incinerates Mido, kills the guy humping the rock, torches the kokiri girl that's a bitch to get to, kills that guy by the place you got the kokiri sword, and reduces Great Deku tree to ashes*
Deku Sprout: W-why? Why would you do this?
Saria: I dunno. *turns Deku Sprout to charcoal*
MoO: Nicely done. Here's your cookie.
Saria: Yay! *eats cookie*
MoO: Ok, next dares!
Aryl: Wait, MoO?
MoO: Yeah? *looks* God damn you. It's milk with chocolate syrup in it. But now I have a somewhat racist joke about it. Mexican cows.
all girls: pole dance for the guys
guys: if you film i will the you to omega
rajak: hoe about you shut up about your citadel because ITS MINE AND DONT YOUFORGET IT JACKASS I LET YOU HAVE IT FOR 50K A MONTH AND IVE LET YOU GO WITHNOT PAYING FOR THE LAST 4 MONTHS BECAUSE HEART OF DARKNESS IS SO EPIC BUTNOW-holds up contract and shreds it- PAY UP OR GET THE HELL OUT OF MY CITADELOR IF YOU DONT I THROW YOU TO OMEGA
MoO: At least this is short.
All Girls except the underage ones: *highly erotic pole dancing*
All Guys: *drooling*
Metus: *recording on his phone*
MoO: Did you not read the dare?
Metus: OMEGA's dead.
MoO:... THERE IS NO PUNISHMENT FOR TAPING!
All Guys: *take out phones*
Metus: Don't you love loopholes?
Rajak: ...What is this guy smoking, moon rocks? What could possibly, POSSIBLY, make him think this citadel is his? Remember back in chapter two? I paid for the construction and maintenance of this whole damn place! And not only is OMEGA dead, I'm the one who killed it. I didn't want it in MY Citadel. And I can summon the WTDEBS, and can be extremely sarcastic, so grues are no problem either. Seriously, what is this guy on?
You got stuck in the closet the Ganondorf? 0-0 Oh lord I'm sorry! Anyways, dare time!
Heh heh heh, GanonLink is perfect torture for those two. Now I wonder what reactions VaatiLink would get?
All characters that MoO doesn't like get tortured by my OC Meddy! She very sadistic and loves to please her clients, how long to do want to work?
Dark Link vs Metal Sonic!
MoO, if you could have a harem with any Nintendo character in it, who would you have.
Have a harem lemon with all those women being willing
MoO: Yeah, not fun.
Vaati: Well-
Ezlo: nagnagnagnagnagnagnag
Vaati MAKE IT STOP!
MoO: Fangirls would go insane and make love to their computers. Just like every other bizarre-ass pairing out there. *reads* Sorry but no. I was willing to until I read that she was "the 4th ed". *sudders* Ed, Edd & Eddy is NOT a show I enjoy.
Knil: Not a problem.
MoO: *TO ARENA!*
*arena is now a desert with curved super-plastic walls separating arena and bleachers*
Knil: *draws twin black katana* What? These are way more badass than a dark Master Sword.
Metal Sonic: *rolls around super fast*
MoO: Normally I would make this epic, but I'm all epic'd out for this chapter. *speeds up time so all that is seen in flashes, explosions of darkness, half a katana embedded in the wall, and finally Knil standing victorious over a mutilated Metal Sonic with a katana and a half*
Knil: Hahahaha! I'm the greatest!
MoO: *reads* If I list all the chicks I'd do, would crash from the size of this chapter. Next dares.
EPIC SAGA OF ALL THAT IS-TrUtH-8D VAATI ZELDA TETRA LINK TOON LINK & RANDOM OTHER GIRL TELL EVERY SECRET AND MOMENT OF LIFE , MULT, OF OMEGA-YOU WILL BE W-O-R-S-H-I-P-E-D
MoO: ? I'm not sure what you mean, please clarify. I enjoy the thought of being W-O-R-S-H-I-P-E-D, so I'll do it if I can. And on that note the chapter is over. 4600 words and 19 pages. Damn. Please review as I cannot write without dares, and check out my other fics while your at it, you may find something awesome.
