Disclaimer: I don't own Fruits Basket. If I did, why would I be publishing this on a fanfiction site?

Note: I was scrolling through some Furuba fics earlier and I saw another Halloween one and I just wanted to get this clear: I did not take the idea, this came to me while I was in the shower....forget that I told you I think about Fruits Basket while I'm in the shower....yeah.....awkward.

Some spoilers.

Anyway, on to Chapter 4!

It was nearly midnight.

Haru and Rin had both passed out as soon as they reached their sleeping bags (They're all sleeping in one room together).

However, Momiji was just as hyper as always.

So now we reach to the point....

Momiji was running around with a spoon.

Hatori and Kureno where trying trying to get him to calm down.

Kyo was chasing him with threats.

Akito was swearing at the top of her lungs to make everything worse.

And Kagura and Ritsu were ignoring the scene, talking about each others costumes, which they were still in.

Ayame and Shigure were doing what they always do: flirting and annoying the hell out of everyone.

Yuki was too scared with Akito in the room to sleep so he was just hiding under his sleeping bag.

Hatori eventually grabbed Momiji by the collar and slammed him into the wooden floor.

"Hatori, you had just saved me from suicide", Akito came up to both of them, hands covering Momiji's mouth.

"Akiiiiiitoooooo, why do you have to be such a meaniiieeeeee", Momiji had managed to remove her hands.

"Why do you have to be so damn annoying?", she scoffed.

"Meanie Akito, meanie Akito, meanie Akito, meanie Akito, meanie Akito, meaning Akito...", Momiji went on and on with his little song.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

You get the point.

5 minutes later Momiji was fast asleep.

"Haaaari, did you really have to give him sleeping pills?", Shigure asked.

Akito let out an evil laugh before shouting, "Of course he had to! I was about to kill everyone in the room!"

"........"

A loud knock hit the door.

"Oh great, who is that now?", Akito grumbled.

Shigure walked to open the door, revealing a smirking Ren Sohma.

Note: If you do not know who Ren is, then why are you reading this when I said there would be spoilers?

"YOU!", Akito screamed.

"Oh my dear son," Ren said, emphasizing the word son, "I, you're ever-so loving mother, heard all of you were having a fun little sleepover. And I thought, I can't let all these immature kids be alone! So I came up with the ever-so GLORIOUS idea to chaperon!"

Everyone just stared at her.

She strode over to Akito, stopping right in front of her.

"Akito, you can't be a clown for Halloween! Take that mask off at once!"

Shigure burst out laughing.

Akito sucked in a breath and rushed over to a mirror, then seeing that she looked normal, she smashed the mirror into pieces.

Ren joined in with Shinguard's laughter.

Ritsu and Kagura turned to face Akito, who just realized Ren was in the room with them.

"GET-OUT-OF-HERE-NOW!", Akito threw a broken piece of glass in her direction.

It's a shame that Akito has horrible aim and the glass hit Shigure.

"Owwww, Akkiiiii!", Shigure whined, clutching his arm where the cut was bleeding, "Oh, Hatooooriiii! I have a wound, come look at it for me!"

Shigure gave him big puppy dog eyes.

"No."

"Haa-riiiiiiiiii"

"No."

"I'm getting blood all over the floor!"

"That will be a great decorate item considering it's Halloween"

"Please come help me stop the blood!"

"Let's see....no."

"OH, THE PAIN! THE AGONY! I FEEL FAINT!"

"That's wonderful."

"Catch me!"

"No."

Shigure dramatically fell into Ayame's arms.

"Aaya, you caught me! How shall I ever repay you?"

"I have an idea...", Ayame winked, leaning towards him.

"OKAY, THAT'S IT! YOU TWO ALSO!", Akito began to shove them towards the door.

"Akki, you don't want to leave us two alone, do you?", Shigure smirked.

Akito stopped, as if thinking about this for a moment.

"Plus, I'm still bleeding", Akito went back to attempting to get them out of the room.

"I'M SORRY! I'M SOOOOOOOOOOO SORRY! I JUST NOW REALIZED THAT YOU ARE BLEEDING! OH PLEASE DON'T DIE!"

Ritsu didn't just now realize, the author just now remembered Ristu. Poor Ritsu...always left out.

And Kagura too, but the author doesn't care about Kagura so much.

Ritsu threw his arms about and began having spazz attacks.

"Ritsu, please stop freaking out!", Kagura began to run after him.

Meanwhile Ren was plotting in the corner.

"Yuki, you poor child! Everyone was caught up in their fun and had totally forgotten about you! How awful they are! How could my darling Akito be so mean? It's okay Yuki, I will always love you! Come here!"

Ren pulled Yuki into a hug, causing him to transform.

"GAH! Get away from my juunishi!", Akito ran after Ren but tripped on someone.

"AGGG!"

Akito stood back up and looked at the sleeping Haru.

"Stupid cow", she muttered, "I feel the need to eat a hamburger. Muahahaha!"

Akito went back to chasing Ren, who was carrying the tiny mouse in her arms.

Kureno then started to chase after Akito, who was chasing after her mother.

Shigure wanted to be the one to calm Akito, so he chased after Kureno, who chased after Akito, who was chasing after Ren.

Ayame, knowing Shigure would get hurt, chased after Shigure, who chased after Kureno, who chased after Akito, who chased after Ren.

Hatori, seeing how stupid they were being, chased after Ayame, who chased after Shigure, who chased after Kureno, who chased after Akito, who chased after Ren.

Ritsu thought it was a good idea to follow Hatori, who chased after Ayame, who chased after Shigure, who chased after Kureno, who chased after Akito, who chased after Ren.

Kagura followed Ritsu, who chased after Hatori, who chased after Ayame, who chased after Shigure, who chased after Kureno, who chased after Akito, who chased after Ren.

Haru, just waking up after Akito fell on him, didn't know what to do so he chased after Kagura, who chased after Ritsu, who chased after Hatori, who chased after Ayame, who chased after Shigure, who chased after Kureno, who chased after Akito, who chased after Ren.

Rin, who had woken up besides Haru began to chase after him, who chased after Kagura, who chased after Ritsu, who chased after Hatori, who chased after Ayame, who chased after Shigure, who chased after Kureno, who chased after Akito, who chased after Ren.

Momiji was still out thanks to the sleeping pills.

So everyone was running around the room in circles...like a bunch of animals.

Get it? Hehe...animals...hehehe...my lame jokes.

Ren stopped, causing Yuki to fly out of her arms. Akito fell onto Ren in pure disgust. Kureno fell on Akito, which Shigure didn't waste any time to shove off of her. Ayame fell on Shigure. No comment. Hatori purposely fell at an angle, so he landed on a pillow. Ritsu fell on Hatori's ankles, and Kagura made it worse by shoving Ritsu forward. Haru shoved Kagura on the floor, and Rin toppled after with Haru.

Momiji lay silently on the floor...on the other side of the room.

POOF!

Yuki transformed.

"AGGG! MY EYES! YOU HAVE DEFILED MY EYES!", Akito shouted, pointing at her mother.

"How is this my fault?", Ren asked innocently.

"YOU! HUGGED! HIM! THEN HE WENT POOF!"

Dumb moment.

"And...how is this still my fault?"

Akito screamed.

"Um....can I please have my clothes?", a small voice asked.

"TAKE YOUR DAMN CLOTHES! PLEASE!", Akito threw the clothes at Yuki.

Ayame and Shigure burst into fits of giggles.

"I'm too young to see a naked boy!", Kagura covered her eyes and hid under a blanket.

Rin did the same.

Yuki quickly got dressed.

"I've had my fun....so goodnight my lovely children!"

Ren left the room, but not before tripping Akito.

"Damn her."

That's my chapter for the day. Inspired by Akito's insane mother. And the Office episode I am currently watching....just kidding, The Office has nothing to do with this.