Today we have two chapters! Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy…..I want to punch ebony in the face so badly.

Chapter 4.

AN: I sed stup flaming ok ebony's name is ENOBY nut mary su OK! Hello miss ENOBY nut may su! Please fall of a cliff! DRACO IS SOO IN LUV wif her dat he is acting defrent! dey nu eechodder b4 ok! English motherfucker, do you speak it?!

"DRACO!" I shouted. "What the fuck do you think you are doing?" Yeah, why the hell aren't you on a date with Harry?! *drarry shipper sob*

Draco didn't answer but he stopped the flying car and he walked out of it. I walked out of it too, curiously. But you both died because the car was still in the air.

"What the fucking hell?" I asked angrily.

"Ebony?" he asked. No Draco her name is ENOBY didn't you read the AN at the beginning?

"What?" I snapped.

Draco leaned in extra-close and I looked into his gothic red eyes (he was wearing color contacts) *head desk* which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness and then suddenly I didn't feel mad anymore. If my non-existent boyfriend did that I would punch him.

And then… suddenly just as I Random 'just as I' of doom! Draco kissed me passionately.Don't read this kids D: Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. How the hell did he climb in top of you if you were against a tree? He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Achievement unlocked! Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time. GROSSSSSS!

"Oh! Oh! Oh! " I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. You're a vampire your body can't become warm. And then….

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!"

It was….Dumbledore! *insert fuck yeah face here*

Chapter 5.

AN: STOP flaming! NEVER BIATCH :D if u flam it menz ur a prep or a posr! Since when do preps listen to Black Veil Brides or Falling In Reverse? And just so you know I listen to MCR to,so shut up. Da only reson Dumbledeor swor is coz he had a hedache That's not an excuse -_- ok an on tup of dat he wuz mad at dem 4 having sexx! Yeah, Draco broke Harry's heart by missing their date! PS im nut updating umtil I get five good revoiws!

Dumbledore made and Draco and I follow him. He kept shouting at us angrily.

"You ludacris fools!" he shouted. Excuse me for a moment. *goes outside* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHhahahahaha…haha…ha *comes back*

I started to cry tears of blood down my pallid face. Draco comforted me. When we went back to the castle Dumbledore took us to Professor Snape and Professor McGonagall who were both looking very angry. How the heck did they know?

"They were having sexual intercourse in the Forbidden Forest!" he yelled in a furious voice.

"Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?" asked Professor McGonagall. GO MCGONAGALL!

"How dare you?" demanded Professor Snape.

And then Draco shrieked. "BECAUSE I LOVE HER!" NO NO NO! NO ME GUSTA! NO ME GUSTA!

Everyone was quiet. Dumbledore and Professor McGonagall still looked mad but Professor Snape said. "Fine. Very well. You may go up to your rooms." …what the hell?!

Draco and I went upstairs while the teachers glared at us.

"Are you okay, Ebony?" Draco asked me gently.

"Yeah I guess." I lied. I went to the girl's dorm and brushed my teeth and my hair and changed into a low-cut black floor-length dress with red lace all around it and black high heels. Why the hell did you dress up that fancy? When I came out….

Draco was standing in front of the bathroom, and he started to sing 'I just wanna live' by Good Charlotte. But you're dead so you can't really live. I was so flattered, even though he wasn't supposed to be there. We hugged and kissed. After that, we said goodnight and he reluctantly went back into his room.

*grabs chainsaw and Sebastian* Hope you enjoyed it, so now me and Sebby are going to kill some 'goffiks'. Bye bye.

Sebby: I'm sorry, I must go back to my bocchan.

Ciel: Go with her Sebastian, I don't want this vampire to be around.

Sebby: *sigh* Yes, my lord.