A/N I guess I have time to type up another. I'm going to warn you that I'm trying to learn to write dialogues, so they aren't very good yet. The next few chapters will probably all be dialogue though. For Justin, who wouldn't stop bugging me in History.

Warning: SLASH!

Disclaimer: Not mine!

Stuck

S: "My gosh Moony! You're looking absolutely sexified in those jeans!"

R: "Um…Sexified?"

S: You know, Sexified, Shagtastic, Snoggable, the works!"

R: "Padfoot, I'm wearing Lily's jeans!"

S: "I know, and they look absolutely smashing on you"

R: "They're for girls"

S: "So?"

R: "So! I'm not a GIRL!"

S: "You still look gorgeous in them!"

R: "But I feel weird!"

S: "Well I could always help you take them off…"

R: "Siri! Someone could come in!"

S: "…"

R: "Stop wiggling your eyebrows, it's giving me ideas"

S: "…"

R: "Get off me! Someone might come in!"

S: "…"

R: "At least lock the door!"

S: "As you wish Remi"

R: "Do you really think this is a good idea?"

S: "I always think this is a good idea"

R: "…"

S: "…"

R: "…"

S: "…"

R: "Don't rip Lilies jeans!"

S: "Well if they weren't so bloody tight, I'd be able to pull them off!"

R: "Sirius?"

S: "Yes?"

R: "I think I'm stuck"

S: "No"

R: "Yes I am"

S: "No, you're not. You just… need… to… pull…harder!"

R: "Siri! You're hurting me!"

S: "No I'm not"

R: "I can feel it!"

S: "It's your imagination!"

R: "Siri?"

S: "Yes?"

R: "They're not coming off"

S: "But they will. We just need to… loosen them up more"

R: "…"

S: "Come on, throw up or something!"

R: "…"

S: "…"

R: "You can't be serious"

S: "Of course I'm Sirius, you should know that by now!"

R: "That's not what I meant"

S: "…"

R: "I'm not going to throw up"

S: Well, what's your idea then?"

R: "…Pull Harder?"

S: "…"

R: "Okay, okay! Bad idea! That HURTS!"

S: "Told you"

R: "Told me what?"

S: "Told you it wouldn't work"

R: "No you didn't!"

S: "Yes I did!"

R: "No you- Anyway, that's not the point"

S: "…"

R: "Don't pout"

S: "…"

R: "Siri! Please help me!"

S: "Fine"

R: "…"

S: "Why don't we go see Madame Pomfrey?"

R: "I can't leave the room like this!"

S: "Yes you can!"

R: "I will not!"

S: "Well what are we going to do?"

R: "Pray"

S: "Remi, How will that help?"

R: "I don't know, but Siri?"

S: "Yeah?"

R: "I gotta Pee"

S: "oh"

R: "…"

S: "…"

R: "Really bad"

S: "What should we do?"

R: "Pull harder?"

S: "Ok, but it's gonna hurt

R: "…"

S: "…"

R: "They came off!"

S: "Stop dancing around in your pants Remi, it's making me horny"

R: "oh, sorry"

S: "I don't mind but Lilies trousers might be scarred for life"

R: "Thanks Siri!"

S: "…"

R: "…"

S: "…"

R: "Siri?"

S: "Yes love?"

R: "I gotta pee"

A/N Hope you enjoyed it. I wrote it during English when I really had to pee, but couldn't leave the classroom. BTW, if you follow my other stories, I have two new Hermione/ Charlie's to post, A Neville/Ginny, and a Dumbledore/Mcgonagall (someone give me the correct spelling for that please!) Hope you read and enjoy those too! I also have like a thousand more R/S's to post! Thanks for reading, please review!