WARNING: This advertises smoking, which I think is very, VERY bad! But it was a request, so I had to take it. DON'T SMOKE! It kills! I know this goes against what Matt will say in the next paragraph or so, but do NOT start smoking because of it! Tobacco of any kind causes cancer! I should know- my own dad chewed tobacco, but he quit! Now his teeth look a lot better, he doesn't smell as bad (yes, AS bad XD) and he'll probably live a lot longer, and cancer-free! Do NOT smoke, people. I just had to warn you. Smoking is a disgusting and vile thing. It doesn't just kill you, it kills other people, too. It starts up asthma as well. Believe me, any time I go into a bar with smoking allowed I get really, really sick. So please, if you don't care what happens to you, at least care about other people. Thank you for reading.
L's and Mello's rants are ludicrous statements and I won't stand for them. Eating chocolate and using two fingers to hold a spoon? What small things in life these people care about. I think that popping in a cigarette is the best way to go. Come on, there's so much for you. What's cooler than a little cigarette laying on the corner of your mouth? Smoking kills, what a crock. So do murderers. Only murder is illegal. Smoking is not. What's gonna cause more damage?You can stop selling cigarettes to good folk who just want to crave their addiction, but you won't stop selling guns to crazies. The government is fucked up, I tell you. Smoking makes you look good and feel good too. So they say smoking kills, but it takes a while. You can die from lung cancer or whatnot when you're like 60. Who wants to live that long anyway? I say enjoy your primes and then you die. That's the best way to go. Don't care about the petty things like holding spoons or eating that chocolate shit... About that. Chocolate causes obesity, which can also cause death by diabetes and things. Even L said that obesity is bad. What would you rather do, die looking old, fat, and ugly? Or die looking cool? I think of smoking as taking a risk. Who doesn't want a little risk in their lives? Sure, it isn't skydiving or anything, but it sure as hell is "dangerous", according to that damn Surgeon General. Shouldn't he be cutting open some people or in the army? Stick to one job, man, don't advertise shit. Anyway, thanks for listening. Oh yeah, and video games are a good thing, too. Hand-eye coordination, people. Hand-eye coordination.
Anyway, thanks again for listening to my opinion. See ya.
AGAIN, DON'T SMOKE! But video games are fine. XD Just not obsessively. Anyway, thanks for reading! Just DON'T smoke! I repeat, DON'T smoke! Don't say I didn't warn you.
