okie dokie, this is my new chappie, it is gonna be great and again disturbing, and PANDAS! Yay for disturbing!' and MEEEE...and JacindaWeire (she made me say that)
Sora and Riku looking for supposed buried treasure...says Sora. Hmmm
Riku- do you even know where it is or are we just going around in circles. This is hurting my feet!
Sora- I know its here somewhere...maybe later i'll give you a foot massage...
Riku- Okay! (excitedly)
Sora- Where is Kairi?
Riku- I don't know, we always lose her, can't we just forget about her for a moment? (pouts)
Sora- I guess...
Riku- These pant are to puffy, I feel like Aladin!
Sora- I met him! Hehehe
Riku- ...and what happened then? (suspiciously)
Sora- (confused) I saved Jasmine...
Riku- How many people do you "spend time" with? (upsetedly stomping off)
Sora- Whats his problem?
Found spot of treasure...Yay...
Sora- Yay, I wonder whats in it!
Opens trunk- clear bottles of (what appears to be in Sora's childish and confused brain)water sat in trunk piled high
Sora- wow, who gets excited over water?( sees postcard with dancing pandas in chest and gets excited) Yay! Pandas.
Riku's part of this-
Riku- Why doesn't he notice me?
(Group of fangirls hiding as bushes sat and stared at him without his notice)
EnAbyss- (fangirl leader) CHARGE! (pointing towards Riku as Girls drop bushes)
Riku-(confused)
EnAbyss- I said charge you idiots, don't just stand there...or I will eat Riku's ARM!(Girls run at Riku in terror for his loss of muscley arm)
Fangirls- Riku we love you (while stealing parts of his clothes)
EnAbyss- (watching fangirls while sipping tea)
Fangirl 27- Oh My God, its a WIG (stares in horror at Riku's fake hair...then at his real luscious pink hair)
Riku- (covering head)
Fangirls- Noooooo (whimpering)
EnAbyss- SHIT!
Namine- (pops up randomly and lays disk next to Riku and whispers to everyone) He's Marluxia's love child...
Fangirls- Ewwww
EnAbyss- YAY, Marly and Riku related it's a Marly and Riku fangirls dream come true! (claps hands excitedly)
Riku- (Takes out spare wig)
Fangirls- Ooh, Ahhh (instantly calm)
EnAbyss- I liked the pink but okay... now that you are under my control (snaps fingers at fangirl number 11 to put pink studded collar with leash on Riku) (snaps fingers again for fangirl number 14 to bring him forwards) Good, now...( Snaps at number 20 to bring the disk Namine left beside him and to number 5 to bring forwards the HP laptop) Very good (puts disk in, Watches)
Video-
Namine- Riku, I would like to inform you that I am in need of a video of Kairi watching the last American Idol episode of this year, I heard she went crazy when Scotty won.
Outside of video-
Riku- …
Video-
Namine- (Evil smile)
Outside of video-
Riku- …
Video-
Namine- (Evil smile while sticking tongue out then bringing it back in like a lizard)
outside of...lets just call it the OOV
OOV-
Riku- …
Video-
Namine- (evil smile while laughing evil and doing that same tongue thing again...)
OOV-
EnAbyss-... (looks at Riku)
Riku- (shrugs)
Video-
Namine- Get it to me as soon as possible, if you don't I'll sic Roxas's Samuris on you. (Smiles sweetly) (Video blows up the laptop and itself)
OOV-
EnAbyss- I just bought that...dammit.
Fangirl 29-Er...didn't you steal Jacinda's money to buy that?
EnAbyss- Shut up 29, you're a number you don't matter.
Demyx- (randomly pops up) hey, don't diss us numbers, I'm a number too!
EnAbyss- That's your problem, the fangirls don't matter, tell me the name of one of your fangirls.
Demyx-...
EnAbyss- Exactly.
Demyx- (disappears)
Riku- Will you let me go?
EnAbyss- Only if you will tell everyone this statement (whispers statement in ear)
Riku- …
EnAbyss- just say it!
Riku- Every fanfiction reader one and all read JacindaWeire's Kingdom Hearts The Book of Retribution, a parody made by... JacindaWeire...didn't I already say that?
EnAbyss- Shut up foo!
Riku- Your not black...
EnAbyss- Shut yo mouth foo!
Riku-... your still not black...
EnAbyss- Ima yo
