Topic: How old is Shippo really?
Love Me Baby
Summary: The Inuyasha gang still on the hunt for jewel shards after Naraku died and shattering the jewel into smaller pieces again. The gang leisurely track down the shards to the pink nuisance once again. Will a new evil rise and prevail, will Inuyasha finally confess his love, will Kagome ever finish school? Will Shippo reveal his age? IS Miroku really knowledgeable about the opposite sex? Why can't Kirara speak. Sango will she stop checking out Inuyasha's ass? The love square? Dun Dun Dun!
"I need a bath!" Kagome exclaimed so the whole group would know.
"I wasn't going to say anything but yes Kagome you smell like a warmed over pile of oxen dung," Inuyasha told her shielding his sensitive nose.
"Every time I do the mundane task of breathing I have to sacrifice my sense of smell to be able to live. Your body odor is making it hard for me to track down demons,food hell even water because of your smell. Did something die and you had to investigate the insides of its rotten corpse?"
"Si-"
"Ah,ah,ah, tsk,tsk,tsk, Kagome. Remember our bet. Every time you sit me is a day added for you to stay here and finish collecting the jewel shards. According to my calculations," Inuyasha took out his reading glasses and notebook he was keeping tally.
"The next time you will see your family is when the winter come, that's in six months according to your calendar. So watch what you say," Inuyasha told her in a out of character sing song voice peering over his reading glasses.
Kagome huffed and puffed and blew some snot out of her nose and halitosis mouth.
"Please don't do that either. This is an opportune time for someone to kidnap you to give everyone's nose a break and breath some fresh clean air."
"Fuck you, you cock sucking whore," Kagome fumed and walked off.
"So that explains the oral,Kagome," Inuyasha hummed to himself feeling like the king of the world!
Shippo off to the side was rubbing his little paws in a manically sort of way. He was going to see his Kagome's naked body again.
He knew that Kirara knew his real age was not the little cute kit kid but an adult fox on the short side. He had to pay Kirara off so she wouldn't go blab to Inuyasha about his little secret. It wasn't hard to hide his age. He accepted the crayons, the little bumps to the head and gave out advice. It was a sweet gig that he wasn't going to give up. An added bonus was he got to see boobs and lay on boobs every night.
He ran to catch up with a still pissed off Kagome and sat on her shoulder. She looked over to Shippo and gave her a hug.
'Oh Kami, she does reek like oxen dung. Like she was swimming in it and ate it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner for a couple of days. Has she heard of some tassel or a toothpick. Jeesh Funkygome,' Shippo said while holding his nose and breathing out his mouth.
Inuyasha ran ahead to scout the area and did a happy dance because he finally found water. He didn't think he would be happy to find water like he was now.
He was scared to have Kagome ride his back and permanently have the back of his haori smelling like six day old rotten eggs with a slight smell of rotten fish. He decided to picker her up from under her armpits, run and dump her into the water clothes and all.
He ran back and was about to grab her when she raised her arms butterflies that was flying around her swirl in a drunken zig zag and plummeted to their deaths. Inuyasha abruptly stopped and pointed to the far left and moved his arms depicting waves to represent water. She guessed and was jumping up and down and Shippo was in purgatory because he got to cop a feel of Kagome's bouncing breast on his head but the smell that went with it was of the devil. He was in the middle neither paradise nor hell.
Kagome started to run to hug Inuyasha but he passed out when he got the full onslaught of her bad b.o.
The group continued on without Inuyasha and Miroku, who stayed behind, to the hot spring. Kagome quickly undress and dumped her clothes and sweaty, sticky body in the water. She submerged her greasy hair in the warm water and stayed there until there was no more air in her lungs. She gasped and was met with something tiny in her mouth.
Shippo had found Kagome's modern tassel and put the goo he remembered seeing her use on the brush. When Kagome emerged from out of the water he quickly shoved his arm with the toothbrush in her open mouth.
Kagome brushed her teeth,washed her body and hair each three times. After the smell test and her clothes drying from washing (she had to talk Shippo out of burning her clothes) she relaxed in the hot spring.
"Hey Kagome could I lay on your chest like I did with my mom," Shippo asked with his cute kid voice. Kirara in her kitten form rolled her eyes and proceeded her nap.
Kagome opened her arms for him to nestle into. They both relaxed and soaked. The demon slayer said she and Kirara was going to head back and tell Inuyasha that they was still resting.
Kagome raised her arm and wave Sango off because she heard her. Shippo opened one eye from that was not laying on Kagome's soft mounds and looked around. There was nobody around. Demon, human, half demon, not even an animal. They were completely alone and Shippo was completely horny.
Shippo decided to do some hypnotist magic on the relaxed young girl. He was going to do what no man, woman, demon or half demon has done.
Pop Kagome's cherry.
He turned in her arms that encircled him and repeated what he heard when Kagome was trying to hypnotize Inuyasha three weeks ago.
Shippo nudged a very relaxed and gullible Kagome. She looked around and stared at a disk in Shippo's hand. In a very mellow voice Shippo began the incantation "You are getting very, very sleepy...your eyelids are getting heavy...so heavy that you cannot hold them eyelids are getting heavy." He continues with a statements, "You cannot keep your eyes open any more...you are falling into a deep sleep," and the Kagome's eyelids droop.
Next, Shippo made a series of slightly more demands that instructed Kagome to intertwine the fingers of each hand.
Shippo then said, "You are unable to separate your hands."
Sure enough, Kagome's hands feel glued together. He remember her explaining to the group that if she got that far then she could move to far more challenging requests.
Shippo took it a step further and suggested her to touch and squeeze her breasts. Kagome complied. Shippo then suggested that she touched both her pussy and his cock and stroke both to completion. Kagome complied. Shippo was finally escaping purgatory to heaven. He was warming up to what he really wanted her to do.
Shippo suggested that she get out of the water and get on her hands and knees. Kagome complied and was on her hands and knees. Shippo was besides himself. He quickly got out of the water stroking his enlarging cock when he felt a bop to his head and a harsh pull to his tail. He looked up and immediately played possum.
Inuyasha clearly saw everything because his hakamas was loosen and his elongated cock was leaking cum from its tip.
"No one is to mate my mate you perverted little man. Kirara told me that you are older than what you say you are. This was your last bath with the women next time you bath with Miroku and I or alone. Pervert. I should kill you but Kagome loves you as her son not her lover. Already got that in the bag don't need your help."
Inuyasha then tied Shippo to a small tree with his haori and went to Kagome who was still under hypnosis. Removing the rest of his clothes Inuyasha thrusted inside of Kagome after rubbing her naturally lubricated pussy. He felt her muscles tighten up and threaten to swollen him inside dick and balls. He pumped faster skin hitting skin. Shippo tried to look away but Inuyasha growled at him and Shippo kept his eyes open and his cock got bigger.
'I am definitely in hell,' Shippo thought as need built and relief was getting her ass ripped open by Inuyasha's well endowed dick.
A/N: I know that demons progress faster than the average child ok, I got that. In my opinion I think that Shippo is older than what he is trying to portray. He is wiser than his years with very sound advice to his older counterparts and he always wants to be next to Kagome. Granted his parents died but wouldn't he want to be next to a male father figure? It's just my thoughts and I couldn't pass up an opportunity to poke fun at it.
I actually read a fiction called Product of a Sleep Deprived Mind by Saro. OMG please read it! It is fucking hilarious! I have read it three times and my sides always hurts! She poked fun at Kagome's niceness about Shippo being younger than how much he really is. Following her lead I give you my one shot/excerpt:
Response goal: old ass kid!
A/N 2: I hope you enjoyed my rants and my crack fics! I had fun! Hopefully I will have a volume 2 with other overused topics that anger me.
Until next time and remember review, review, review ^0^
Response Goal: Old ass kid!
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