A/N: SO I am writing this for no purpose whatsoever except cuz I feeeeel like it. Not for anyone else, not because of requests or reviews or follows or favs or ANYTHING, but because I'm bored and I feeeeeel like it okay? So don't judge, just REVIEW! YAAAAAY! And YES, I'm HYPER off of CHEEEEESSSSEEEEE!
Cheese
"I'm SOOOO bored and SOOOO HUNGRY!" Ron shouted.
"That's LOVELY," said Harry sarcastically.
"SHUT UP I'M READING" Hermione said.
Then Draco Malfoy walked up to them.
"Merlin's baggy pants," Ron muttered. They all stared at him before Malfoy cleared his throat awkwardly and broke the silence.
"Want to come to the Room of Requirement for a spot of teeeeaaaa?" He asked.
"I'm only saying yes cuz I'm half starved."
"GREAT! YAAAAAAAY!" Draco shrieked and then Hermione and Harry joined in.
They walked to the ROR and saw a tea table with a tea set waiting for them. They all sat down and started to talk about Quidditch and Llamas and Awesomeneeesssss!
Suddenly Malfoy took out his wand and started to try to kill them because they said that Gryffindor was the awesomest awesomely awesome house in the entire awesomely awesome universe. They all ran around in circles screaming "CHEESE! CHEESE! CHEEEEESSSSSEEEEE!" while Malfoy tried to kill them. Because of their frequent frantic screams, the ROR started to overflow with cheesey goodness. They all froze as the cheese rose around them. Then they started to cheer. They didn't stop until the cheese engulfed them and they drowned in the cheese sauce and sadly died.
1 HOUR LATER
Dumbledore sighed and sat at his desk. Mcgonagall followed, sitting infront of the desk. Dumbles looked at her solemnly before he started to speak.
"I am afraid that Mr. Potter, Mr. Weasley, Ms. Granger, and Mr. Malfoy are... dead."
Minnie gasped. "NOOOOO!"
"Yes," he said wearily. "They were killed when the Room of Requirement filled up with cheese."
"Cheese?" She asked, bewildered.
"Yes, Minnie, cheese. We must close the ROR and hold a funeral in their honor, even though we couldn't find the bodies in the mass of cheesey heaven that was their death. Although, I DO admit the cheese sauce was good..."
They bowed their heads and had a moment of silence to mourn their loss of students and the cheese that was wasted and spoiled by the decaying flesh. Because we all know that being buried in cheese made you decay faster.
5 DAYS LATER
"We hold this funeral in remembrance of great friends. Harry James Potter, The-Boy-Who-Lived and Loved, and our great savior. Hermione Jean Granger, our beloved bookworm and study partner. Ronald Bilius Weasley, our cheerful comedian and food enthusiast. And finally, Draco (middle name unknown) Malfoy, the Son of Death Eaters and our favorite foe. They sadly suffered death-by-cheese, and we could not recover the bodies. However, this does not prevent us from- BEING EATEN BY CHEESE! OH MY GOSH! OOOOH CRAP! THEY WANT REVENGE!" Then, Dumbles' words were cut off, because the giant, moving pieces of cheese that had surged out of the Forbidden Forest had swallowed him whole. And the cheese attacked.
Chaos ranged across Earth. Cheese invaded and took over, becoming the new dominant species. Swiss, Yellow American, Cheddar, Provolone, Munster, Montery Jack, Mozzarella, any kind of cheese, you name it. And all the cheesey beings lived happily ever after.
THEEE EEENNNDDDD!
A/N: THAT WAS RANDOM.
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I should let you know that starting Monday or Tuesday I will not be writing for at least a week. I will be very busy. I'm sorry, I'm actually sad that I can't write, but life happens :(
But anyways, BYYYEEEEE!
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