Baby Daddy
By- ByaRukifan
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"Okay. So you definitely don't eat steak." Byakuya said as he crossed out the word 'steak' on a piece of paper, which also had about twenty other foods above it, which were all crossed out.
Rukia had been laughing every time he failed. She found it humorous that he couldn't figure out something so simple. It was easy to see he had made the list himself. She only knew that, because she watched him write it. It was wasn't until he started feeding her until she knew what it was for.
Byakuya looked at the list to see what he should try next. "Okay, how about chicken?" He asked handing her a chicken finger. Rukia took the chicken finger to humor him, looked at it with a blank expression, then smiled evilly. She then giggled and threw the chicken finger in his face.
Byakuya's blank expression didn't change before and after he was hit with the piece of chicken. "Why won't you eat anything?"
Rukia stared at him mocking his blank expression. She then opened her mouth and pointed at it with her finger. Showing that she had barely any teeth.
"...I don't understand." He replied. Rukia shut her mouth then stared at him like he was an idiot. Byakuya just blinked and then crossed out 'chicken fingers' on the list.
"Think you could be kind enough to give me a better hint?" Byakuya asked Rukia as she continued to mock his emotionless expression.
Rukia made a look that made her look like she was in deep thought.
"You want to eat don't you?" He asked.
Rukia looked at him smiled and nodded her head.
"Then try your best to tell me what you want."
Rukia looked at him for a bit then tilted her head.
"What?"
Rukia blinked.
"You have no idea what you want, do you?"
She giggled and nodded.
"Then why did you let me go through this whole list?" Byakuya asked holding up his list of foods.
"Dun...no." Rukia replied with a smile.
If Byakuya had less control over his emotions he would have rolled his eyes. He stood up and picked Rukia up. She laughed happily. "I guess we should go see Captain Unohana." Byakuya decided as he headed out the door of the Kuchiki Manor heading to the Fourth Division.
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"What's wrong?" Unohana asked as she examined Rukia, who was sitting on Byakuya's knee while he sat in a chair. "She's seems perfectly fine."
"She won't eat." He stated.
"What have you tried feeding her?"
Rukia laughed as Byakuya handed Unohana the list. She looked over the list and had difficulty hiding a small chuckle.
Byakuya's face remained emotionless, but in his eyes you could tell he was demanding an answer.
"She can't eat food like this." Unohana replied still lightly giggling. "She can't chew well. She hardly has any teeth."
Byakuya now realized why Rukia was pointing to her mouth earlier as an example.
"One moment please." Unohana said walking out of room, then coming back a few minutes later. "Rukia would have to eat something like this." She said handing Byakuya a small box full of baby food.
Byakuya blinked as he looked at the jars of baby food. What ever this stuff was, it looked disgusting in Byakuya's opinion, but if it's all that Rukia could eat he'd have to get used to it.
"If there are any more problems just stop by." Unohana said as Byakuya stood up to leave.
"I will." Byakuya replied before leaving the Fourth Division.
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Byakuya arrived back at the Kuchiki Manor with Rukia and went into the kitchen. He sat down and placed Rukia on his lap.
"Alright, let's try this again..." He said as he took one of the jars out of the box.
Rukia giggled and smiled.
Byakuya looked at the jar to read what was in it. "Well, let's hope this works." He opened the jar, picked up a spoon,that he brought into the kitchen with him, got some of the baby food and motioned it towards Rukia's mouth.
Rukia got an idea while Byakuya was reading the jar. When he put the spoon towards her mouth she shook her head, refusing to eat.
"I know it looks bad, but it's all you can eat until you're back to your old self. So just work with me here."
Rukia looked at the food and shook her head.
"I'm sure it's not that bad..." Byakuya said trying to get her to eat. She shook her head again than pointed at him.
"What?"
"You eat first." She said.
"...You can't be serious."
Rukia nodded her head, it was clear she was serious.
"...Fine." He agreed before he reluctantly put the spoon to his mouth and ate the baby food. It was only a second later that the disgusting taste hit his mouth. He tried to keep his emotionless expression in check, but he struggled. How could anyone eat something so revolting? He wondered how anyone could, no matter how old, could eat this kind of crap.
Rukia laughed happily as she saw Byakuya's disgusted expression. Her plan had worked like a charm.
Byakuya then looked down at the laughing Rukia. "You planned that didn't you?"
Rukia smiled, giggled and clapped her hands. "Funny, Bya!" She laughed.
At first, Byakuya couldn't believe he fell for such a trick, but he was happy that Rukia was happy. Even if he didn't show it.
After a few moments, Byakuya finally got Rukia to eat. He still didn't know how she could eat something like that, but he wasn't going to keep bothering himself, by trying to find an answer.
Rukia yawned tiredly. Byakuya looked down at her to see her cuddled up against him asleep. He figured after having a full meal and playing a few jokes on him, she was worn out. So he went into his room, sat on the bed and watched her sleep. It wasn't very late, so he guessed she was just napping. So until she woke up, Byakuya was perfectly content with just being in his room and relaxing on his bed, while Rukia slept.
To Be Continued...
Yeah. I don't know much about Japanese food so I just used American. Sorry. Lol. Also, sorry it took so long to update. The reason it takes so long is because I like to get the next Chapter written ahead of time. So let's say I have Chapter 4 done. I won't update it until I have Chapter 5 ready to go. So that means When I get this chapter posted it will mean chapter 5 is done. If chapter 5 is done then 6 is done. It goes on like that. It would take me longer to just update a new chapter every time I finished with it, because it usually takes me awhile even though the chapters are short. I takes me awhile to come up with ideas and stuff. So...yeah.
I'm also doing Unit Exams in school so that takes some of my time away as well.
Sorry for this long Authors Note. I'll end it here.
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