Me: I said I had another chapter didn't I? Again sorry for taking so long to finally update.

Ezreal: And here I thought the madness was finally over.

Leona: ….Do you really not like the idea of being together –teary eyed-

Ezreal: ! No leo of course. I just don't like the idea of a nub writing our love story.

Me: Please R&R -_-

"Normal speech"

"Thinking"


The next morning Leona decided to follow through on her visit to Ezreal. "Now the summoners said that his apartment should be around here. AHA here it is, top floor room 3." Today certain champions had a break from being summoned and luckily for Leona she and Ezreal were on that break list. So that meant wearing casual clothes which she was excited about. Our sun goddess was sporting a yellow t-shirt that hugged her body in all the right places. The shirt read "Sun Power or feed" in orange. She had on tight fitting blue jeans and her metal boots were replaced with a pair of sneakers. "Finally I can rid myself of that armor for a day and relax" She said as she made her way up to Ezreals apartment. She finally reached the apartment and rang the doorbell. To her surprise Draven opened the door. "Why hello sweet cheeks what can Draven do to I mean FOR you?" Draven said. Leona glared and replied seething "I'm sorry I must have the wrong place. I'm looking for Ezreal, not a lunatic." Draven just laughed while Leona turned into one of confusion "Well why didn't you say so? Come on in I'm sure he's still sleeping but I can change that. Ehem…EZ YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS HERE!" Draven yelled. Leona's face was a heavy shade of red at the mention of "girlfriend".

Lux and Vel'koz were hiding behind a corner listening. "She's dead, she's dead, she's dead, she's dead" Lux repeated in her head as she started walking towards Ezreal apartment until Vel'koz stopped her "Human do not blow our cover and ruin my observation. For now let us wait for them to leave and follow them." The Void creature said calmly. "What makes you think they will leave together? Maybe Ez will tell her to leave. Then I'll have my chance." Lux said hopefully. Vel'koz gave her a blank stare "The chances of that happening are slim, besides the boy seems to like the shield woman. Mutual affection I say." Vel'koz said. Lux's eyes again turned hollow and her face grim "I'll kill her, I'll kill her, and I'll kill her" Lux repeated quietly. Vel'koz studied Lux "Analyzes complete… Human known as Lux seems to be expressing a Varity of emotions all lethal and has homicidal tendencies...seems to think the boy belongs to her." Vel'koz thought to himself.

Inside the apartment Draven was showing Leona around "Here's our feasting hall or what Ezreal likes to call it a dining room." Leona nodded and continued following the crazy man until he stopped at a room that had a big flat TV and couches. The walls had pictures of Ezreal and Draven with other champions and a few of just Draven and Ezreal. "This is our entertainment room. Ez dropped a crap ton of cash on it. He even bought his good ol pal Draven a lazy boy. Such a swell guy, But enough about me and our home I'm sure you're just dying to see your boyfriend." Before Leona could even retort a door opened and steam came rushing out. The steam cleared revealing a very naked and wet Ezreal "Draven how many times have I told you to…stop…talking…" Ezreal couldn't even finish as he came face to face with Leona. Neither said a word, Ezreal was like a yordle caught in headlights. Leona's face went from pink to a non-healthy shade of red the more she examined the explorer's toned body "oh my…" She said as she turned away. Ezreal finally snapped out of his stupor and ran back into the bathroom. Draven laughed "Well now you know where our bathroom is. Give him five minutes and he should be out" the crazed man said as he walked towards the entertainment room. Leona followed silently still red from what had transpired.

Ezreal emerged from the bathroom wearing a hooded blue flannel and black jeans. He made his way to the living room or what Draven dubbed "The Entertainment" room. There he saw Draven watching TV and Leona looking at pictures with a smile. Ezreal face went red with embarrassment. "Great now things are gonna be awkward. Maybe if I sneak away…"but before Ezreal could follow through Draven noticed him standing there "Oh hey EZ have a nice shower?" Leona turned her attention away from the pictures when Draven greeted Ezreal. An image of a naked Ezreal flashed in her head but she quickly dismissed it. Ezreal glared at Draven but quickly turned his head to face Leona and flash an awkward smile "Hey Leo…what brings you to this neighborhood?" Leona realized Ezreal must be embarrassed about earlier "I'll just pretend like I didn't see anything…but it was kinda hard NOT to see anything." Leona blushed lightly and smiled at Ezreal "Well I noticed that we both had a break today from the rift so I thought that maybe we could hangout and walk around…unless you're busy cause if you are I'll understand" Leona said the last bit sadly. Ezreal quickly got over his embarrassment and smiled "Sure I'd love to hangout just let me get my shoes on and we can head out." Leona smiled and nodded. Draven watched the two of them with tears in his eyes "My boy is finally growing up I'm so proud, Extra points for it being an older woman." Ezreal and Leona blushed and glared at Draven.

Outside Lux and Vel'koz were still waiting for our duo to exit the apartment. "What's taking them so long? Ez should have kicked her out by now." Lux said as she paced back and forth. Vel'koz just kept watch of the door "Maybe the boy is a quick worker and is already as you kids would say "Giving her the D." If so I missed my chance to observe the mating process." Lux stopped pacing and gave the void creature deaths stare "Look Ez is not the type of guy to do that and besides if you're so interested in our mating process just wait until that hag leaves then I'll have my turn, then you can observe all you want" Lux said as she pulled out a pocket mirror to apply her make-up. The apartment door opened as soon as Lux was putting on her finishing touches. Leona came out of the apartment which cause Lux's eyes to sparkle with hope "See? I told you Ez would kick her out and you doubted Me." But her joy was short lived when she saw Ezreal coming out of the apartment with Leona.

"Alright Draven I don't know when I'll be back so don't wait up." Ezreal said as he glared at Draven. Draven Laughed "Alright Ez you and your girlfriend have fun on your DATE!" before either could deny the mad man's accusations he had already shut the door in their faces. Ezreal just sighed and turned his attention to Leona "I'm really sorry about Draven, and yes he's always like that. So shall we go?" Leona smiled and nodded. Lux was about to show herself until a light enveloped her and Vel'koz "WHAT?! WHY NOW?!" Lux screamed before the light transported them away. Ezreal and Leona shared a confused expression "What was that?" Leona asked quizzically "someone probably just got their cable shut off during a summoners match" Ezreal said jokingly which cause Leona to giggle. The duo made their way down to street level. Ezreal looked at Leona and finally realized she was wear something other than her normal fighting armor. Leona caught Ezreal staring causing her to blush lightly "Is there something on my face?" She asked. Ezreal quickly caught himself and also blushed "Oh uh no it's just I noticed that you're wearing something other than your armor. You look nice….and cute." Ezreal barely said the last part but the sun warrior heard it and blushed "Thank you Ezreal…you look good too both with and without clothes" Leona dismissed her inappropriate thought. Ezreal scratched the back of his head shyly "ehehe Thanks." And with that the two began their date.

Meanwhile Lux and Vel'koz finally reached the rift. Lux quickly purchased her items "are you not going to check who we are facing?" her duo Jinx asked quizzically. Lux turned to her carry and sadistically smiled "Why? They're all gonna die anyway so what's the point?" Jinx laughed "I don't know what happened to ya princess but I like it! Now let's go kill some people!" Vel'koz watched as the two made their way to bottom lane. "Variable L is quickly reaching the breaking point. I must now do my observations alone or risk ruining the mating process." Vel'koz thought to himself as he made his way down mid lane

MINIONS HAVE SPAWNED


Me: Well chapter 3 went. Now on to chapter 4

Ezreal: ok well you're getting better. Still trash though, making me naked to attract female readers.

Me: I didn't do it for the female readers. I did it for Leona.

Ezreal: What? Why would…

Leona: -stares hungrily at Ezreal-

Ezreal:.. oh…. I NEED AN ADULT!

Leona: -pounces on Ezreal and proceeds to rip off his clothes- I AM AN ADULT!