Sorry this took so long to post! I had the flu and was basically living on my couch since like Saturday. Promise I'll update again ether tomorrow or Thursday.
By the way, I was reading this and later chapters over and thought that at times Emmett sounded a little to… well, not Emmett. My explanation for this is that Emmett is secretly an EVIL GENIUS just trying to trick everyone into thinking he's… stupid.
Disclaimer:
Me: Ha! A.D.M.P. (my B.F.F.E.C.W.A.A.S.S.H.'s nickname… kinda) has helped me take over the world! I now own Twilight! Mwahahahaha!
Disclaimer: um… no. no you didn't…
Me: pssha! I so did!
Disclaimer: not.
Me: yeah, well… YOU'RE A HOOKER!
Disclaimer: ouch. That was harsh. Lets get on with the story before this goes any further…
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B POV ***
By the time we got our tickets Alice was over the edge.
"Bella, come to the restroom with me." She commanded.
"Ew, Alice!" Emmett said, "You want her to take a piss with you? That's just gross!"
"Retard." Alice muttered under her breath as she pulled me to the bathroom. I couldn't help but laugh a little. Emmett was just like a big, stupid - I have to say at time -, funny, bear, I mean with his size and all. And he was my Stupid-Funny-Bear. This thought made me laugh again.
Alice turned on me, "Alright Bella, now would you mind telling me exactly what has been going on between you and my brother? Start with this morning please."
I sighed and began, "Well, you see, last nigh Emmett came into my room and told me his feelings for me, and I told him mine for him. We then fell asleep in my bed after… making out I guess." Alice gave me a shocked look that said 'gross' all over it, "We decided to keep it hidden from Jazz, for now."
"I only have two things to say to you, Bella." Alice said slowly.
"Shoot." I said warily.
Alice suddenly became her usual hyper self, "First of all I do NOT, I repeat, do NOT ever want to hear about you guys making out or anything like that ever again! Second of all, this means we'll be real sisters someday!"
Em POV ***
When Bella and Alice came out of the bathroom Bella tripped, I couldn't help laughing. I always laughed when she fell.
"All's good with Alice." She whispered to me. She moved her hand to my cheek and got nacho cheese from it onto her finger. Bella then moved her finger to my mouth and I sucked the cheese off. By the time she pulled her finger away we both had big shit-eating grins on our faces. Jasper was staring at us with a weird expression on his face but just shrugged it off.
"Oh, Jazzy-Poo?" I called to him.
"Yes, Emmy-Kins?" He said with a grimace.
"Just so you know, Bella's wearing lingerie." I picked Bella up and ran to our theater before Jasper could react. We sat in the top row.
"You… should… have… seen his… face!" Bella said between laughs. Then she smacked me.
"What was that for?" I asked her.
"Now he is going to be all grumpy and even more protective then he already is. Good thing he doesn't know who exactly I need protecting from…" I got a very powerful urge to kiss her. We were "busy" for the rest of the previews.
Once the movie started I threw some popcorn at the guy in front of me. He instantly glared at me. I gave him my best innocent look, it seemed to be working, until Bella giggled. The man turned back around to watch the movie, swearing under his breath. I threw some more at him, he ignored them. Finally, I dumped the whole bowl on his head. He turned around with a pissed off expression, I pointed my finger at Bella.
"Wanna get out of here, Bells?" I asked before the man could say anything. Bella nodded her head enthusiastically. "Peace out homies!", I yelled as we were exiting.
When we were in the parking lot we ran to my baby, my jeep. There was still two hours of Alice and Jasper's movie left.
`"If we drive home now it will just give us more time. It's probably a forty-five minute walk. Just say I kidnapped you if they get mad." I told Bella.
She considered for a moment. "Alright. But on one condition."
I smiled, "What? Do I get to destroy their rooms too?"
"Not quite, though you could do that anyways. But here it is, you have to really kidnap me this weekend. I don't care where you take me." She said while leaning in for a passion-filled kiss.
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If in a review anyone can tell me either what 'you're a hooker!" is from or 'B.F.F.E.C.W.A.A.S.S.H.' then I'll send you a prize… ya. Not really. But I will give you a shout-out and let ya know a secret…. I like secrets…
