How to act like a Demigod in Public!
This time we have kidnapped…. Ella the Harpy… this could be interesting!
StormdaPenguiscewl: Bob.
StormyOspy: Why did you say that?
SpecialPengu: Cos I can, so you got a problem with that cos I don't have a problem with that so you shouldn't have a problem with that and we need to do the disclaimer or I'll sue myself with a Sueyourself1.0.
Ella: One cannot simply capture a harpy
StormEyespenguin: Lotr! I'm so dam kawaii today so let's get dam started so say dam or I silence you with bubble gum and rainbow unicorns!
And that, my friends, is what happens when Stormy Penguin eats too much sugar…
StormyP: *Wraps pink cloak of manliness and holds out pencil to Ella* I am your manly leader and you will obey me so do the disclaimer so shazz..shaaa…shaaaaa…shazaaaaa…shazzza… shazam!
Ella: Disclaimer…commercial law a statement refusing to accept responsibility for something, e.g. a denial of legal liability for any injury associated with a product…. *Collapses on the floor* too. Much. In. for. Mation! Sugar ruuuuuuussssshhhhhh…
Stormy: And that is the old Ella back… I'm guessing that that is her way of saying yes so… Onwards!
When the weather is not to your liking, complain loudly to Zeus. Da big boyz getting angry..!
Constantly try to predict who your friend's godly parents are, even if they aren't Demigods! My friends are: Child of Dionysus, three children of Hermes and a child of Athena (Smart ar**… you know what I mean! :/)
Compliment Iris on her rainbows. SO KAWAII!
Act wary around unnaturally tall people, especially with tattoos. Lastigonians are everywhere!
Stick with small guys who love enchiladas…. AKA: Satyrs!
When stroking someone's pet dog, state 'Lovely Hellhound!'
Try to Shadow-travel through trees in the park. *Lets out muffled groan* Children of Poseidon… DON'T TRY THIS!
Instead of 'Oh my God' and 'What the Hell', use 'Oh my Gods' and 'What the Hades' Great way to get strange looks! I know! A little while ago, my friend kept knocking my stuff on the floor in the middle of her house-block, and I shouted really loudly: "Gods, (insert friends name)! What the Hades?!" Everyone just turned and stared at me… It was really embarrassing!
Upon seeing cheerleaders, wonder loudly: Empousa?
At random moments, follow people with your gaze and murmur just loudly enough for people to hear: "Thank the Gods for the Mist…" Another awesome way to convince people that you are completely bonkers.
Every History lesson, ask your teacher if you're going to be learning about Greek mythology. If they say yes, say smugly to your friends: "My speciality."
Take your toy sword outside with you, and stab random trees for practice.
Curse to Apollo when it isn't sunny on a day you need it to be. Fboop you Apollo!
Insist on taking up Fencing, archery or some other self-defence, then, when they show you a new move, ask if it will be effective on (insert monster name).
Upon seeing a tall guy with a Cat, ask in wonder "Bob? You're alive?"
Avoid holes in the ground with a passion. Tartarus could be lurking anywhere….
If you ever visit the Empire state building walk confidently to the front desk and ask for the 600th floor. When they deny, follow the procedures in the book.
Be wary in lifts, and insist on staying nowhere near the doors.
Go 'Leo Valdez' Style in technology class. Basically, build stuff you aren't meant to, and throw screws across the classroom.
That's it for today! Enjoy the Kidnapping of Leo Valdez!
StormyO: Where the Hades is StormyP….
*Charges in on Unicorn holding Vibroblade and shouting 'KAWAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!' at the top of his lungs*
Leo: What the…?!
StormyO: You Just gave us away! So much for stealth!
StormyP: I have a upside-down tongue on my name! p:! YOLO!
StormyO: Shut up and Grab Valdez!
Stormy Upside down tongue P: For Yolo Swag! *Grabs Leo and puts him in a sack* Get on mah Horse Boy!
Leo: *Sets himself on fire*
StormyO: Hahaha! It's fire-proof! *Shoves Bag on Unicorn* GoGoGoGo! *Jumps on own Pegasus Raven*
Both: *Flies away to secret base *coughMarksandSpencerscough*
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiwwwwwwwwwwwwww! What he said, but with less repetitive letters!
Sorry for not updating in Pegasi years! (Demigod way of saying 'Donkeys years' )
Bye! Bold and intro by meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, StormyPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP (cos' I can rhyme, and it's not a crime!) you sound like Apollo gave you the poem curse. Hey! That's not okay! *slaps him*
Anyhoo…. Bye!
Storm (X2)
