Ferret: Hello, everyone! I re-discovered this story, and I thought I' should update. I've been high on other Animes... (that's a BAD ferret!!), but for NDK this year, I shall dress as Touya to make up for my disloyalty to YYH. FORGIVE ME!!!

Anyways, there's FINALLY some JinTouya stuff in this chapter... I don't know if I sould post the explicit version on here, cuz I heard from other users that your story will be deleted if you do. But if you wanna read it, leave some reviews with your opinions, and I'll post accordingly. I don't even know if you guys WANT to read it, so... yeah.

Lastly, I need more ideas for where YOU want this story to go. That will be all.


"Ow, ow, OW!" complained Shishi, rubbing his sore bottom as our heroes climbed the stairs to their hotel room. "My ass hurts!"

"And my head hurts..." muttered Touya. "Jin, what was in that shot glass?"

"Tequila. Why?"

Touya rolled his eyes and sighed. "Yes, I knew that," he said sarcastically. "I mean, what did you spike it with?"

"Nothin', why?"

"OK, that's it!" whined Rinku. "I'm just gonna go to sleep right here!"

"Roger that," Suzuka slumped down next to Rinku. "Why couldn't we take the elevator?"

"Because it's good exercise to climb ta stairs!" exclaimed Jin cheerfully. He was met with several icy stares from three feet below him.

"So... floatin' up the stairs while laughing at ta poor drunkard is good exercise, eh?" muttered Chuu bitterly.

"I wasn' laughin' a' you!" Jin sputtered indignantly.

"Not me! Ta snowflake o'er there."

"Say that again!" snarled Touya.

"S-n-o-w-f-l-a-k-e."

"You're dead." BAM! POW! BIFF! BANG! THUMP-THUMP-THUMP!

Both Touya and Chuu tumbled down the stairs until Jin noticed and levitated them four feet in the air. "OK, I'll just let ya buggers fly with me to the room, but yer walkin from there, k?"

"Fine."

If you hadn't noticed by now, our dear authoress is running low on ideas. So we shall zip to the room, and pretend something funny happened. Hahahaha. Ahem. Yeah, that was corny.

Anyways, back to the story.

Touya was rummaging through the drawers, hoping to find an abandoned bottle of aspirin. Rinku had long since fallen asleep, and Shishi and Suzuka were trying to figure out the coffee machine while Chuu looked for something to eat. "Lookin' for sumthin'?" asked Jin lightly, stifling a yawn.

"Yeah. Aspirin." Touya's hand hit a piece of hard plastic. "Waitaminute, I think I found—the hell is this?" Touya held up a long piece of plastic with a switch on the side. Jin choked and fell out of the air onto the floor as Touya flipped the switch, and the plastic thing began to vibrate. "Holy hell!"

Jin started to laugh uncontrollably as Touya jumped almost six feet in the air. "Who the hell left TAT in t'ere?" giggled Jin, as Touya continued to look freaked out beyond all reason.

"What is it?" he asked snappishly. Jin laughed harder.

"Ya mean ya don' know??" he giggled rabidly, turning loops in the air. Shishi and Suzuka looked around the corner.

"What's all the ruckus?" asked Shishi. Then he noticed "it". "Oh gods! Jin, Touya, at least leave the room if you're gonna do that! Rinku's right over there!"

"No, no! It's not that!" Jin laughed. "He found it, and doesn't know what it is."

"You don't know?" Rinku exclaimed, rubbing his eyes. "God, even I know!"

Touya rolled his eyes. "Do you mind explaining?"

The room's occupants looked at each other. "Well... It's like this... Obviously you know about sex..."

"I'm not stupid, Shishi."

"Could've fooled me. Anyways, this is one of those 'dildos' Jin's always making jokes about."

"He is?"

Jin hovered by Shishi's ear. "He's not freaking out. He still doesn't get it."

"Alright, basically, people use these when they can't get laid." Rinku yawned. "Apparently it's quite common."

"How does it work?"

Jin almost fell out of the air as Chuu entered the room. Quickly grasping the situation, he joined Suzuka in fits of giggles as Jin made awkward motions with his hands in a desperate attempt to explain the mysterious piece of plastic.

"Show me," Touya said, dead serious.

"Uh, no!" Jin exclaimed, shocked, but still amused.

"Well, then do something besides sign language! I'm not deaf!"

Shishi grinned suddenly. An exceptionally evil idea had sparked in his head, and if Jin wanted to get home as much as the rest of them did... "Jin, c'mere a moment." Jin complied. With a flourish, Shishi held out the money for his plane ticket. "You get the ticket if you go into the bathroom and show him how that works."

"What! No! Who do ya think ya are, askin' me ta—" He was cut off as Shishi waved a Hershey's bar under his nose. He frowned, eyes following the chocolate. "Fine," he snapped, snatching the candy. "But this doesn' get out ta anyone."

ten minutes later

Shishi, Suzuka, Chuu and Rinku had their ears pressed to the door; listening for any noises that would clue them in as to what was going on in the other room. There were muffled voices for a few minutes, and the occasional silence. Then there came a slight gasp, and a stifled moan. Everyone's eyes widened, and Chuu covered Rinku's ears. There was a thump, which sounded oddly like someone hitting their head on the wall. Another moan, a few gasps and, finally, a whimper. Then it was quiet again.

"Wow," breathed Shishi. "He really did it."

For awhile, all they could hear was heavy breathing. Then there were footsteps. "Scatter!" hissed Rinku, as the door opened, then slammed in Jin's face as he stumbled out. The other four peered around the corner as Jin smirked.

"Well. He's locked meh out," he said to no one in particular.

"Well?" Shishi crossed his arms across his chest and arched an eyebrow.

"'Well' what?"

"What happened?"

Jin rolled his eyes. "I showed him what it's for… and he locked me out once he realized what happened."

"Wait… you used it on HIM?" Rinku choked, erupting into a fresh wave of giggles. "I'll bet he didn't like that."

"Actually, he DID... Tat's why he's so angry."

"I can hear you, Jin!!"

Jin winced. "C'mon, you know you liked it!"

"I did NOT! Go away!"

"He did."

"NOT!"

This continued for quite awhile, until everyone shouted themselves to sleep; Jin still laughing, Touya still sore, Chuu still hungry, Suzuka still oblivious, Rinku still amused, and Shishi still shocked.

Owari!