Note: Since Dean knocked out the guy talking to him last chapter, that guy has been replaced with Xavier Woods.

Xavier: The attitude era is back.

Dean: Nope

Xavier: Carlito can eat apples without spitting them in someone's face.

Dean: Nope

Xavier: Little Jimmy Urine is a straight man.

Dean: Nope

Xavier: Most people on this site know what new legacy inc is.

Dean: Nope (They should. Seriously, look it up.)

Xavier: Scene kids have great taste in music.

Dean: Nope

Xavier: WWE is going to drop the ball with KENTA.

Dean: Nope (Hopefully.)

Xavier: The people reading this know who KENTA is.

Dean: Nope (You need to watch wrestling that's not WWE. I recommend Ring of Honor or Dragon Gate USA.)

Xavier: Damien Sandow is going to be remembered as a former Mr. Money in the Bank.

Dean: Nope (That's a damn shame.)

Xavier: Enzo Amore and Colin Cassady are Sawft.

Dean: Hell Nope

Enzo: You damn right, Nope man!

Dean: What the hell are you doing here? This is my segment.

Colin: Uhh, me and Zo are trying to get called up to the main roster as possible and we thought leeching off of your publicity would help.

Dean: Guys, I hate to be the bearer of bad news but that's not going to help at all.

Enzo: It ain't?

Dean: Fuck No! Vince is too dim witted to realize that he's got a couple of gems down I'm developmental. Why do you think Sami Zayn is still down there after almost two years?

Enzo: Well that's some S-A-W-F-T, Sawft shit right there.

Colin: Yeah, Zo. Shit is soft. That's kind of common knowledge. Sometimes I worry about you, bro.

Colin walks away.

Enzo: What do you mean sometimes you worry about me. Sometimes I worry about you.

Dean: Hey, Enzo.

Enzo: Yeah?

Dean: Get the fuck out of here you fucking overcaffeinated ferret!