Note: Since Dean knocked out the guy talking to him last chapter, that guy has been replaced with Xavier Woods.
Xavier: The attitude era is back.
Dean: Nope
Xavier: Carlito can eat apples without spitting them in someone's face.
Dean: Nope
Xavier: Little Jimmy Urine is a straight man.
Dean: Nope
Xavier: Most people on this site know what new legacy inc is.
Dean: Nope (They should. Seriously, look it up.)
Xavier: Scene kids have great taste in music.
Dean: Nope
Xavier: WWE is going to drop the ball with KENTA.
Dean: Nope (Hopefully.)
Xavier: The people reading this know who KENTA is.
Dean: Nope (You need to watch wrestling that's not WWE. I recommend Ring of Honor or Dragon Gate USA.)
Xavier: Damien Sandow is going to be remembered as a former Mr. Money in the Bank.
Dean: Nope (That's a damn shame.)
Xavier: Enzo Amore and Colin Cassady are Sawft.
Dean: Hell Nope
Enzo: You damn right, Nope man!
Dean: What the hell are you doing here? This is my segment.
Colin: Uhh, me and Zo are trying to get called up to the main roster as possible and we thought leeching off of your publicity would help.
Dean: Guys, I hate to be the bearer of bad news but that's not going to help at all.
Enzo: It ain't?
Dean: Fuck No! Vince is too dim witted to realize that he's got a couple of gems down I'm developmental. Why do you think Sami Zayn is still down there after almost two years?
Enzo: Well that's some S-A-W-F-T, Sawft shit right there.
Colin: Yeah, Zo. Shit is soft. That's kind of common knowledge. Sometimes I worry about you, bro.
Colin walks away.
Enzo: What do you mean sometimes you worry about me. Sometimes I worry about you.
Dean: Hey, Enzo.
Enzo: Yeah?
Dean: Get the fuck out of here you fucking overcaffeinated ferret!
