Chapter 4: Rogue vs Wonder Woman
Rogue belongs to Marvel
Wonder Woman belongs to DC Comics and Warner Bros
Akame ga Kill belongs to Takahiro and Tetsuya Tashiro
Go Daddy and soundtracks belong to their respective owners
Warning: This might have some suggestive themes in it that might be sexual.
Lubbock plays the next episode. Death Battle began after Boomstick mentioned a site called Go Daddy. The introduction shows dozens of female superheroes wearing outfits for combat. Some are modest, others not so much.
Lubbock was drooling at all the females before Leone beat some sense into him. Tatsumi was trying his best not to think dirty thoughts, Bulat wasn't affected since he's gay after all.
(Cues Invader - Jim Johnston)
Wiz: Superheroines. Millions have drawn to these modern myths of comic book lore.
The girls of Night Raid are gonna like this. Not only are the female combatants being praised and part of the show besides the male combatants, but they are also comic book characters. Mine puffed her chest in pride that females have equal roles than men, Akame was interested in this while she's eating her fourth meat. And Sheele and Najenda are proud that these woman are protecting the innocent with their life.
Boomstick: Or you could, uh, just be drawn the way they're drawn.
And there are other reasons that heroines are made.
Wiz: Like Anna Marie, The Rogue...
Boomstick: ...And Diana Prince, The Wonder Woman.
Wiz: He's Boomstick and I'm Wizard.
Boomstick: And we're here to watch two chicks duke it out! CATFIGHT!
The girls have a bad feeling Boomstick is so gonna enjoy this. Let's hope he doesn't say anything embarrassing, he's been saying a lot of crap already.
Wiz: And its our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills...
Boomstick: And maybe a few other things.
Okay scratch that. Night Raid are extremely worried that Boomstick will take advantage of this. Might as well tolerate this as long as possible. And Tatsumi and Lubbock backed away from the girls just in case.
The first contestant is a young woman wearing a gray and green skintight suit. Her hair is curly brown with big white streaks in it.
Rouge
(Cues X-Men *2000* - The X-Jet)
Wiz: Rouge has possessed a variety of different powers over the years. For this duel in particular, we will use the most well known version; the original iteration from the comics and television show.
"Wow she has so many abilities, wonder what powers does she use?" Sheele asked.
"But right now they're sticking to her original powers." Akame replied as she slowly ate her meat.
POWER ABSORPTION
Activated Through Contact
Absorbs Memories, Talents, Personalities, and Abilities
Temporary Transfer
Can Use Copied Abilities
Can be Lethal with Prolonged Contact
Wiz: Her deadliest weapon is her own skin. With just a touch, she absorbs a person's memories, talents, personalities, and abilities, whether superhuman or not, to use them herself.
"Damn, that's a pretty neat ability for an Imperial Arms." Leone said, interested in the ability.
"I'm sure there are dangerous side effects about that. Something like that can be dangerous." Bulat cautiously replied.
Boomstick: Too bad it knocks them out cold, and if she holds on long enough, it's game over.
Wiz: Tenacious foes like Juggernaut can resist it, but in the end, nobody is safe from Rogue's parasitic touch. For every second of contact, Rogue can keep these powers for a full minute. Though sometimes, there's unforeseen side effects.
"So if she holds on to her opponents long enough they'll die, on the other hand the side effects can be dangerous for her." Najenda analyzed.
"Yeah, but look at the size of that guy!" Lubbock exclaimed, pointing at Juggernaut.
MS. MARVEL'S POWERS
Super Strength
Flight at Supersonic Speed
Near-Invulnerability
Enhanced Reflexes
Telepathic Resistance
Seventh Sense
(Cues X-Men Theme - Hard Rock Remix)
Boomstick: She held on to Ms. Marvel for so long she absorbed her powers permanently. Now she's got super strength, speed, and near invulnerability.
"Wow that's really cool." Tatsumi said in awe at the benefits.
"Indeed." Bulat added.
Boomstick: Not that I blame her though. I'd be holdin' on to Ms. Marvel for as long as I could!
"Oh he did not just go there." Mine said glaring at the screen. She always hated pervert sickos making comments like that.
"Yes I'm afraid." Akame agreed and slowly brandishing Murasame.
Boomstick: Plus, then when she's unconscious I could...
"I swear to god Boomstick." Mine growled as she slowly gripped her cup hard. Sheele was smiling too sweetly for some reason.
Wiz: She also gained a seventh sense, the ability to unconsciously predict her opponent's moves.
"That's an ability similar to Spectator." Najenda stated, impressed that she has that ability.
"I didn't know we have seven senses." Sheele said.
"We only got five normal senses, so these combatants have special training to get those other two." Akame countered.
"That's true." Bulat agreed.
Boomstick: But her seventh sense doesn't seem to always work. That or writers just forgot about it' cause, uh, Rogue gets her ass kicked a lot.
Wiz: For plot convenience.
"Sounds absolutely stupid." Mine said, angry that these writers forgot about that.
Boomstick: And damn, she's got a hot ass.
Tatsumi blushed while Lubbock was drooling at the image, but he was beaten to a pulp by Mine and Leone for that. Akame turned her head to hide the blush and Sheele was blushing and scooted away embarrassed.
Wiz: What?
Boomstick: Hey, that counts as a superpower in my book, Wiz! While she's not invincible, she doesn't have any real weaknesses either.
"Wonder what her weaknesses are?" Tatsumi wondered.
"We'll never know." Lubbock muttered as he got up from the beating.
Boomstick: She's a classy southern belle, who I'd like to take out to dinner.
Wiz: Who can fly, lift buildings, and kill people just by touching them
Boomstick: Never mind!
"As if any woman could date this perverted idiot." Mine scoffed.
Rogue: Ain't that enough?
After that, they went over to their opinions. Rogue seems to be a good fighter, but they didn't give a lot of information on her background. Najenda stated that they'll get the other fighter's backstory in the later episodes. They agreed and continued watching.
The next contestant is the same one they saw on the last episode.
Wonder Woman
(Cues Wonder Woman *2009* - Ending Theme)
Wiz: To the uneducated nerd, Wonder Woman may seem a cheap clone of Superman.
A few seemed interested on who this Superman is but they'll find out later.
Boomstick: With Superboobies!
"Oh shut up Boomstick!" Mine growled. She was getting sick of Boomstick already, and Akame and Sheele were slowly reaching for their weapons. Leone doesn't seemed fazed since she always get that a lot for what she's wearing.
Wiz: But in reality, she's a whole different story. Created from earth, born by gods, trained by ancient warriors...
The group were happy that they're finally hearing a fighter's backstory, but it was weird for a person to be born from sand to them.
Boomstick: Maker of the WonderBread! Designer of the Wonderbra!
Mine was one second away of blasting the screen to oblivion.
Wiz: Boomstick, that's not true!
Boomstick: See, I can do it too Wiz!
Wiz: Wonder Woman is the incredibly powerful and near invincible ambassador of Themyscira, and self-appointed protector of the Earth.
Najenda looked interested at this and imagine of having her as a powerful ally to the Revolutionary Army.
Boomstick: And she dresses like a stripper... a patriotic stripper!
"I'll let that slide, since I know someone dresses like that." Mine said as she looked at Leone, who gave her a cheeky smile in response.
MASTER COMBATANT
Trained Since Childhood
Skilled at Armed and Unarmed Combat
Prefers Fists Over Blades
The Best of the Amazons
Wiz: Diana Prince has been trained by the Amazons as a master combatant since childhood. She dueled the best of the best for the right to be crowned Wonder Woman.
"Wow, that's amazing!" Tatsumi exclaims as he sees Wonder Woman fighting and training with several skilled warriors.
"Yeah and those Amazons look real good looking." Lubbock added, which earn him another hit by Leone.
Wiz: Her unearthly powers are divine, granted by Greek gods and goddesses.
They don't know who these Greek gods are, but judging by what Wiz said, they must be extremely powerful.
POWERS FROM DEMETER
Superhuman Strength
Superhuman Durability [Resist all but Blades and Bullets]
Magic Resistance
Enhanced Healing Factor
(Cues Justice League - Main Theme)
Wiz: From Demeter, she received superhuman strength and durability.
"That's interesting." Bulat said and Leone agreed.
Boomstick: And you know that bitch Mailman god with the wingy shoes?
Wiz: Hermes?
POWERS FROM HERMES
Flight up to Mach-5 Speed
Superhuman Reflexes [Faster than Superman]
Superhuman Speed [Up to Hyper-Sonic]
Boomstick: Whatever. He gave Wonder Woman the ability to fly and move at hypersonic speed.
"That's awesome!" Leone shouted alongside Lubbock and Tatsumi, everyone else were amazed at that ability.
OTHER POWERS
Enhanced Sight, Smell, Hearing, Touch, Taste
Multi-Lingual
Increased Wisdom
Superior Empathy
Animal Rapport
Other Useless Stuff (She must have a lot)
Wiz: She was given numerous other powers from enhanced senses, animal rapport, and blessings of wisdom and empathy.
"That's a lot of abilities to have." Sheele stated in amazement.
Boomstick: Aside from the obvious cannons rested right below her neck, she's got a pretty bizarre mixed of weaponry.
The group were now interested in the weapons she currently has.
LASSO OF TRUTH
Forged by Hephaestus
Unbreakable
Infinitely Elastic
Forces Prisoners to tell the Truth
Boomstick: Her Lasso of Truth is piece of unbreakable string that, well, makes you tell the truth.
"That's an awesome weapon to have for information." Lubbock said happily.
"Yes but imagine it being in the hands of the Capital." Najenda informed. Everyone felt dread about a item like the lasso in the hands of those evil bastards, they shrugged and kept watching.
Diana's mother (Hippolyta): What other depraved thoughts must you be thinking?
Man tied up (Col. Steve Trevor): God, your daughter's got a nice rack.
Boomstick: Hell yeah, she does!
"At least he's honest about it." chuckled Leone who was blushing. She, Akame, Sheele and Najenda are very well developed and have some of the more gross scum to eye them like a piece of meat. Mine however was both jealous and depressed at not having a developed figure like the others.
BOOMERANG TIARA
Returns After Each Use
Razor-Sharp Edge
Can Cut Through Most Substances (just like Extase)
Wiz: She uses her tiara as a long range throwing weapon, using its razor sharp edge to slice open her enemie's throat.
"Damn, who knew accessories can be used as weapons." Najenda says in surprise.
"Not all of them apparently." Akame added.
BRACELETS OF SUBMISSION
Indestructible
Formed from the Aegis of Zeus
Blocks Blades, Bullets, Beams, and Other Attacks
Can Discharge Lightning
Boomstick: Wonder Babe here uses the Bracelets of Submission, indestructible steel gauntlets forged from the remains of Zeus's legendary Aegis. These babies can block all sorts of attacks.
"I want a pair of those!" Leone yelled in glee. The other girls agreed since with that bracelet, they can just block all the attacks their target can throw at them.
Wiz: She has persevered throughout the years, fighting a huge variety of foes, eve killing the Greek God of War, Ares.
The group were impressed, killing a god was impossible to do. That's another person they respect.
Boomstick: Hear that Kratos? A chick beat you to it!
Wonder Woman bashed the edge of a shield down to Mad Harriet.
Wonder Woman: Let's see you smile now!
Wiz: Alright the combatants are set. Let's end this debate once and for all.
Boomstick: But first, I need singles from my very own stripper, thanks to Go Daddy!
Once the advertisement starts, they started thinking about the battle. Wonder Woman is a very skilled and wise fighter to Najenda and Bulat, Lubbock likes the Lasso of Truth. Tatsumi loved how she was trained during childhood, the girls like the tiara and bracelets for their efficency.
On the other hand, Rouge is a very skilled fighter. And with her ability to absorb the powers of others through skin contact would be an advantage for her if Wonder Woman is not careful.
After some time of debating, they finally decided on who would win. Najenda, Bulat, Sheele, Mine and Akame voted for Wonder Woman. And Tatsumi, Lubbock and Leone voted for Rogue.
Boomstick: It's time for a catfight Death Battle!
(Cues Rogue's Theme - X-Men vs Street Fighter)
The group sees Rogue flying in the sky. When an invisible vehicle descends into the background and Wonder Woman flies out of it and kicks Rogue in the face. Both Super Heroines fly down to the ground preparing to fight.
Night Raid were tense to see which heroine comes out alive.
FIGHT!
Wonder Woman throws her tiara at Rouge, hurting her and got behind and roundhouse kick her. The kick sends Rouge flying, Wonder Woman then flies after her, and kicks her multiple times before dashing behind her again and punches her. She grabs the dazed mutant with the Lasso of Truth and slams her on the ground numerous times, she then drags Rogue near her and uppercuts her in the air. She dart around Rouge and delivered a flurry of punches.
"Looks like Wonder Woman is winning this." Najenda said while looking at the sweating faces of the three who voted for Rogue.
(Cues X-Men Theme - Hard Rock Remix)
When Wonder Woman punches Rogue for the final time however, she absorbs some of Wonder Woman's powers, she absorbs more when she takes her glove off and touches the Amazonian's leg. Wonder Woman broke free from the touch, then Rogue strikes her from behind and elbows her in the neck, and sends her soaring with a quick kick combo attack.
"Yes! Comeback Time!" Leone cheered.
"Yeah!" Tatsumi and Lubbock agreed. And Mine's got a bad feeling that Wonder Woman isn't going to make it.
Wonder Woman throws her Lasso of Truth again, but Rogue grabs it, tugs it, and slams her to the ground and floated down. Wonder Woman got up and went behind her to throw her tiara again, but Rogue blocks it, which sends it back into her head, then the she kicks the Amazonian into the air and uppercuts her. Wonder Woman attacks Rogue with several punches, but her finishing kick is blocked and Rogue flip kicks her into the air.
"This is bad." Akame stated as she sees the tide turning.
(Cues Wonder Woman *2009* - Ending Theme)
Rouge flies into the air and searches for Wonder Woman, when she was responded by a barrage of punches, Rogue blocks one of them before giving Wonder Woman the same treatment, which Wonder Woman blocks it. Then the two proceeded to try and hit one another, until Wonder Woman kicks Rogue down to the ground. Both combatants were on the ground staring at each other for a few seconds.
The members of Night Raid were leaning onto their seats for the finale waiting to happen.
Wonder Woman dashes forward with a flying kick, but Rouge ducks under it and grabs Wonder Woman by the face.
Lubbock instantly blushed on what's happening next.
Rogue: Good night, sugar!
Rogue kissed Wonder Woman to death upon contact, her body was falls to the ground and Rogue did a victory pose after that.
K.O.!
Before anyone can respond, Lubbock was blasted out of the room with a huge nosebleed at what he had seen. Najenda asked Leone to go pick him up, she did and went to grab him. When he woke up he was rewarded with a beatdown from Najenda, Tatsumi and Leone cheered for Rogue's victory. And the others clapped for Wonder Woman for trying.
(Cues X-Men *2000* - Main Theme)
Boomstick: Woo-hoo-hoo! This goes down in history as the best Death Battle ever!
"For you it is." Mine grumbled and still blushed about that kiss of death finisher.
Wiz: Poor Wonder Woman was more than a match for Rogue, but then she touched Rogue's face.
"A mistake that she instantly regretted." Bulat replied.
Boomstick: Wonder Woman is a trained fighter, so naturally she would strike her opponent's weakest spots, like the neck, stomach, joints and, well, the face.
Wiz: In the end, her failure was a result of her thorough Amazonian training.
"True, since they also specialize in hand to hand combat during the analysis." Najenda stated.
Boomstick: And her stripper outfit! Her leg was just begging to be grabbed there. Though personally, uh, I might have grabbed elsewhere.
Most the girls except Najenda blushed angrily at that. Akame, Mine and Sheele were covering their chest with there arms, Leone just giggled goofily as she wouldn't mind getting handled like that. Will Boomstick ever shut up on those comments!
Wiz: Wonder Woman powers may be godly, but Rogue's taken similar powers before, so there's no reason to say she couldn't here. Adding Wonder Woman's strength and speed to Rogue's own pwer gave her a huge advantage, drastically turning the tide.
"She came out strong at first, but when she touched Rouge's face it was over." Sheele commented.
"Right." Akame nodded.
Boomstick: A few flying high combos and our favorite X-Girl had Wonder Woman on the ropes.
Wiz: And with her combined reflexes, speed, and seventh sense, she outmaneuvered Wonder Woman with one fatal kiss.
"That I don't want to have." Tatsumi said while shuddering.
Boomstick: Rogue sure "made out" in this fight!
Lubbock giggled at the pun before being constantly beaten up for a couple minutes.
Wiz: The winner is Rogue.
The group seemed to enjoy that one. Lubbock likes this episode already, completely thinking if they're are other fights like this someday.
Boomstick: Next time on Death Battle.
The music was 8-bit and what they see is a grassy field with strange floating blocks with question marks on them. A red angry mushroom shaped creature with legs and a fanged mouth appears. Shortly after, a green shelled four legged turtle also appears.
FIGHT!
"Man, this is gonna suck badly." Leone muttered.
Tatsumi grabs the remote (Lubbock was too busy daydreaming) and pressed play for the next episode.
