A/N:

Keep reading and reviewin peeps! PWEASE??? lol This chapter was tough, so please enjoy.

Disclaimer:

I do not own Mai Hime/Sailor Moon/South Park or any other ideas I may have ripped off. Er come up with. LOL

Chapter 4:

For losing the first challenge, the TIMMAY! tribe was in pretty good spirits. As they got back to camp, the guys decided to go swimming while Akane motioned for Akira to hang back.

"What's up?" asked Akira, eyebrow raised.

"Well, remember how you asked me if I thought something was strange earlier?" Akane whispered, so the boys wouldn't hear her. "I think I know what it is." Akane finished cautiously.

"Really?" asked Akira, surprised that Akane had anything besides Kazuya on her mind.

Akane nodded her head, as Akira waited for her revelation.

"Almost everyone on our team, is SOOOO GAY!" she exclaimed frantically.

Akira's eyes widened as Akane continued.

"I mean, I was thinking about it, and I remembered Kazu-kun also LOVES Judy Garland!" Akane cried.

"Now that you mention it Takumi HATES people who LOVE Judy Garland." Akira said, registering the severity of their boyfriends possibly playing for the other team. "In fact Takumi is SOOO GAY he liked me when he thought I was a guy."

Akane's face registered shock and horror as she hugged Akira's tightly. "You poor child!"

"The only ones besides us who possibly aren't gay are Reito and Tux Boy." Akane pointed to Tuxedo Mask, who at the moment was frolicking with Tate and Takeda in the water.

"Mamo-chan look at me!" yelled Tate happily.

"No Mamo-chan play with me instead!" smiled Takeda, sticking out his tongue at Tate.

"Well there goes that theory." Akane said as she rolled her eyes.

"Maybe your overreacting Akane-chan." said Akira. "I mean I've never gotten that vibe from Kazuya."

At that moment, Kazuya joined Tate and Takeda as he began to sing.

Rain or shine,

I'm happiest,

when I'm with

Tuxedo Mask

He makes me smile,

He makes me laugh,

I just love

Tuxedo Mask!

Tuxedo Mask clapped and Kazuya took a bow.

"Did Mamo-chan like my song?" he asked with large chibified eyes.

Tuxedo Mask leaned down and gave Kazuya a pat on the head. "Of course little one, of course."

"Hoorah!" yelled Tate and Takeda in the background.

Akira stared in disbelief at the scene in front of her. She then turned to see Akane stalking off towards the tree-mail. Akane looked as though she was going to hurt someone or something. Akira took a deep breath. She didn't want to be around when that volcano erupted.

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Haruka had gone off by herself once the tribe had returned to camp. She had actually wanted to ask Yukino to join her, but for some reason she couldn't find the words. Lately she was feeling extremely confused about her friendship with Yukino. She had been wanting to talk to her best friend since the Carnival had ended. She still had questions she needed answered but every time she wanted to ask Yukino about it, she lost her nerve.

As much as everyone believed Haruka was dense about Yukino's feelings, she truly wasn't. She had thought about it a lot. About why she had been the most important person to Yukino. At first she was content to believe it was because they were best friends, and that Yukino looked up to her. As time wore on though, she realized, most of the people who had disappeared when the CHILDS were defeated, were romantically involved with that Hime. Or the Hime wanted to be romantically involved with their most important person.

Kazuya, Tate, Natsuki, Shizuru, and Midori's professor boyfriend all were part of that group. Could she be part of that group too? Could Yukino's feelings for her be more than friendship? And if this is true why did she not feel completely freaked out about it? In fact the more she thought about Yukino, the stronger her feelings for her friend seemed to get.

"Damnit what's wrong with me?" she wondered out loud.

Before she had a chance to respond to her own question, two thin arms wrapped around her waist. As she turned around to face the person, she was shocked to see that it was Yukino.

"Haruka-chan, where have you been?" asked Yukino looking disheveled, as she hiccuped.

"Um,Yukino have you been drinking?" Haruka asked, knowing the answer before she said it. She had forgotten about the alcohol they had received for reward.

"Yup!" grinned Yukino almost falling over, inadvertently throwing herself into Haruka's arms.

"Yukino, you know you can't hold your alcohol." Haruka sighed as she picked the smaller girl up and began to carry her back up the beach. "There's a little cave close to camp, let's sleep there tonight, until you feel better." she said softly.

"I love you Haruka-chan." Yukino smiled happily wrapping her arms around Haruka's neck and leaning into her.

Haruka almost lost her footing, hearing Yukino's words. Then she remembered the girl was not in her right mind at the moment, and to forget what she just said. All she wanted to do right now was get Yukino somewhere safe and then they could both rest.

Unfortunately for her and anyone else trying to get rest on the small island tonight, it was going to be one tough feat.

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Midori and Nao were LOUD. Natsuki was ready to kill them both. Everyone, except Haruka, had taken part in the drinking of the wine, but these two in particular were still having a good old time. Natsuki was currently laying in the boat they rowed to shore with, along with Shizuru. Natsuki's luxury item had been a tarp-like cover, and it was at the moment, occupying herself and Shizuru nicely.

The beautiful moonlight, the warm wind on her face, and her wonderful girlfriend curled up beside her, what more could she possible want? A little peace and quiet that's what. The source of her annoyance was in short, three words.

Rubber Chicken Shots.

Nobody knew where the rubber chicken had appeared from, but somehow it had ended up in their camp. Midori had gotten the bright idea to pour the wine down the chicken's throat, after observing that it looked thirsty. Nao thought the chicken should share it and then tipped the chicken's beak to her mouth, causing the wine to pour out all over her face. Thus rubber chicken shots were born.

Nao and Midori were in their own little world as the rest of Super bad had either passed out or were trying to. Mai and Mikoto were curled up by the fire, while Miyu had built Alyssa a two story, three bedroom tree house, overlooking the beach.

This left the two redheads to their own devices. They even made up skits to go along with their newfound rubber chicken shot addiction. Midori set up a rock to look like a table as she got a rubber chicken shot ready for Nao. Nao set up the scene.

Nao: Help me! My name is Natsuki Kuga and my girlfriend wants to have smex with me! Raunchy, torrid, uninhibited sexual relations! But I'm too skeered to be the man!

Midori: (In bad chinese accent) Ahhhhhh sounds like you need rubbah cheekan shot!

Nao: Yes please! (drinking from the poor abused chicken)

Natsuki scowled in the background, as Shizuru stopped her from running back up the beach and knocking some heads.

"My turn! My turn!" squealed Midori.

Nao took her place behind the rock as Midori began to crawl towards it.

Midori: Hey y'all it's Brit-Brit! K-Fed's coming over with the kids, and I want to surprise him with fish sticks and beer. Cept I fergot I can't cook and the bad men took away all my alkyhall.

Nao: (Begins to sing) All I gots is rubber chicken shots!

Midori: (Drinking from the glorious fowl of the hour) MMMMM that stuff be the shit!

Nao: No! No! It be the Shiz!

Midori: No! It be the ShizNat!

Nao fell from laughing so hard, taking Midori down with her. The two girls continued to giggle until Midori found herself rubbing Nao's back.

Nao shuddered as she felt Midori's hands beginning to roam her body. Alarms began to go off in the younger redheads brain, yet she ignored them, as they were giving her a headache. Then Nao's body stiffened as she felt Midori's lips on her neck.

"Whoa!" Nao shot up.

"What?" asked Midori, eyes shining in a way Nao had never seen from the older girl.

Nao was, of course completely looped from the wine, and so she lay back down. Nao looked up at Midori.

"You know, for an older lady, you are kinda sexy." Nao observed, slurring her words.

"Whatever! I'm seventeen!" cried Midori, playfully punching Nao in the shoulder.

"Yeah I know.." Nao began to snicker uncontrollably. "Seventeen times two!!"

"Shutup firecrotch." snapped Midori.

Nao's eyes widened, before she began another fit of giggles, this time Midori joined her.

"Ahhh Midori, you crazy lovable pervert." Nao laughed again as once more she felt Midori's hands exploring her body.

Nao had a moment of bad judgment, as she turned her head towards Midori and kissed the older girl, full on the lips. This was just the invitation Midori needed, as she kissed Nao back, and began her seduction of the soon-to-be high schooler.

The Dark Lord had been watching all of this from his not so secret hiding place, above Alyssa's tree house. "What the hell is that?" Jeff frantically pointed to the two redheads rolling in the sand.

"And that?" he pointed to Natsuki and Shizuru.

"And what about that?" Nagi followed his gaze to Mai/Mikoto and Haruka/Yukino.

"And last but not least, do I even want to know about that?" he grimaced pointing to the tree house where Alyssa and Miyu were doing god knows what.

"I believe when two anime characters, of the female gender, engage in these such acts, it's called yuri my lord." Nagi said, never taking his eyes off the two girls.

"Yuri?" questioned Jeff. "It's like a train wreck! I want to look away but I can't!" he continued.

"Yes lesbians are definitely hot my lord." Nagi agreed.

"Lesbians? Aren't those the little green fellows, found under a rainbow?" Jeff asked confused.

"No my lord, those are leprechauns!" sighed Nagi. "Although I believe you can probably find both under the rainbow." Nagi smiled at his own joke.

"Well this "yuri" thing, is definitely an unforeseen circumstance." Jeff said. "I mean, I can't have a dark bride who has a girlfriend. I'll be the laughing stock of all the underworld social circles." Jeff fumed, putting his finger to his lips as if thinking.

Jeff finally came to the conclusion that Akane had come to earlier.

"OH MY GOD NAGI." Jeff squealed like a fourteen year old girl.

"What?" asked Nagi amused at the Dark Lord's behavior.

"I just realized that everyone on this tribe is SOOOOO GAY!" Jeff exclaimed, revelation apparent.

"Indeed." said Nagi. "Indeed."

Next time on Survivor: How will the Dark Lord's revelation affect the game? How long will Akane's sanity last? Tune in next time for another exciting (?) episode of Survivor Hime Islands.

End Chapter 4.

Natsuki's Pissed Off Omake

Natsuki: Yo author! What's up with giving Nao and Midori (gag) a smex scene and not The Shiz and I?

Author: I dunno, everyone writes about you two. You should be extremely worn out by now, considering the fact your having so much gratuitous smex in all these stories.

Natsuki: Actually no, in most stories I'm too afraid to have sex. Or they have me waiting years? (dies)

Author: Lies! Your having smex with The Shiz, Mai, Nao and even Miss Maria. (gags too)

Natsuki: That's just wrong!

Author: Takeda!

Natsuki: Never!

Author: Mamo-chan?

Natsuki: (sweatdroppin)

Author: Playa!

Natsuki: I just wanna do Shizuru.

Shizuru: Fufufu it's about time.

Natsuki: I'll pencil you in. How about somewhere after my threesome with Haruka and Yukino?

Shizuru: (sighs) Sloppy seconds again...

Author: (coughs) More like sloppy thirds, fourths and fifths.

Shizuru: (death glare)

Author: (dead)

End Omake

LOL ok not much happened in the way of competition, but things need to be setup. Besides I have to make the comps more interesting and that takes thinking LOL..

Please read and review as it motivates me to continue. ;) Thanx!

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