Kitty-sama: I don't own bleach, unfortunately.
Kitty-sama: Grrrrr…
Ichigo: What's wrong, Kitty-sama?
Kitty-sama: My internet shut down when I was in the middle of bleach.
Rukia: I'm sorry!! That's the worst thing that ever happened to anybody!
Kitty-sama: I know. It sucks. Plus, it actually really did shut down in bleach. I'm not just saying it did to advertise for my show.
Renji: Sorry. It's not like it was anything important though. It was just fillers, right?
Kitty-sama: Yah but it shut down on your part and you're my firstfavorite bleach character.
Renji: Fuck.
Kitty-sama: I know. This sucks because I may have to put this episode on late.
Renji: In case you haven't noticed, we unofficially post episodes every Friday.
Kitty-sama: I forgot. I have some news!! Starting next week, due to school being out and me not having a life, I will be posting über episodes on Tuesday as well.
Ichigo: why did you say "asterisk" after Tuesday?
Kitty-sama: smacks Renji
Renji: speaking quickly dates may or may not change due to scheduling and other such affairs if you have any questions, comments, or complaints than talk to Kitty-sama not me.
Ichigo: oh.
Byakuya: Let me out of this closet now bitch!
Kitty-sama: damn right I am opens closet
Byakuya: falls on face hey kitty-sama. I know I was mean to you, but could you forgive me?
Renji: You just don't want to face the wrath of Kazeneko.
Byakuya: so? What's wrong with that? I'm sure you don't wanna face her either.
Kitty-sama: Hm. So it seems like the idiots have gone to the brain store.
Ichigo: What brain store?
Kitty-sama: Well, not all of them, obviously.
Gin: Lemme clarify for the viewers. Lo-
Kitty-sama: I'm known as kitty-sama here, Gin.
Gin: Oh. Sorry. Kitty-sama here's zampakuto is called Kazeneko. Kazeneko translates to windcat for all of you out there that don't know. But she's pretty well respected by the characters, considering she's an ice based, as well as wind based zampakuto. In fact, in hueco mundo, she's known as the deadly snowstorm.
Byakuya: A.K.A. if you get caught in her, you're SOL.
Kitty-sama: pretty much.
Renji: whispering it's best to be friends with this chick. Trust me; I've fought her bankai before. Of course, I've only witnessed frozen grave (that's level three) once, and she took out thirteen vasto lorde in thirty seconds. Trust me, if she wants you dead, you're screwed.
Kitty-sama: Oh. Guess what. Billy gave me five dollars to kick Carissa. Two for one! I get to kick Carissa, and I get five dollars!
Inoue: Who's Carissa?
Kitty-sama: She's my new aunt. She's the kindergarten teacher who pole dances and gets boob jobs.
Rukia:…?
Kitty-sama: She's like one of the girls Kyoraku hangs around. Only, she works with little kids. Like Toshirou.
Toshirou: Fuck you, censored name.
Kitty-sama: We don't call kitty-sama by that name here. It's kitty-sama or your-supreme-goddess-kitty-taichou-sama. I let Gin get away with it cause I caught him before he did too much damage, and he didn't know the rule.
Gin: Yeah, shortie. Sticks tongue out
Toshirou: Fuck off, baka
Kitty-sama: We need to soap that potty mouth of yours. Ichigo, go get me the bar of soap in the bathroom.
Ichigo: Okay.
Kitty-sama: Bankai! Hidden Figure! Howl, Zabimaru!
Renji: whispering she can disguise her zampakuto in bankai form. It doesn't count as a level of bankai.
Kitty-sama: dragging Toshirou behind her with Zabimaru wrapped around him haha!! I got him!!
Toshirou: muuuuuhhhhhh! fmuuuhp hmrrrrrrrrrrr!! Mllllpppppp muhhhhhhhhhhh!!
Rukia: No. Nobody's gonna stop her, or help you. Little kids shouldn't say no-no words.
Kitty-sama: where's the rope. Pulls rope out of boobs now cooperate and you'll be just fine. Ties Toshirou to chair and sheathes Kazeneko
Ichigo: Can I stick the soap in his mouth?
Kitty-sama: sure! Whatever you want!
Ichigo: Am I gonna die?
Kitty-sama: Not… as far as I know… Why?
Ichigo: you're being… nice to me?
Kitty-sama: slaps Ichigo shut up, bitch! Better?
Ichigo: no.
Kitty-sama: oh. You want me to be meaner than that.
Ichigo: no no no no please?!
Kitty-sama: fine, I'll pity you and say time for reviews!!
Okay?
We learned two things from this chapter. 1. NEVER EVER feed
Yachiru candy unless you want to die 2. Ichigo, face it. Just
change your name to strawberry and move on in life!
-fluffylover119
Kitty-sama: Fluffylover119! Thank you for joining us today!
Ichigo: no. Don't wanna.
Kitty-sama: be nice to the reviewers. Hits Ichigo
Ichigo: no. Don't wanna.
Kitty-sama: tobu no ue ni amagumo Kazeneko
Renji: English translation: fly above the rain clouds, Kazeneko.
Ichigo: sorry!
I
love the story!
Ichigo has to die his hair green!
-EspADa 11
Kitty-sama: Ichigo… you know what to do…
Ichigo: don't wanna.
Kitty-sama: Okay then. guest of honor time. Kenpachi, come on in… Ichigo will be your first match today.
Ichigo: takes hair dye and hides in bathroom.
Kitty-sama: thought so.
Kenpachi: dammit. Get your ass back out here Ichigo!!
Kitty-sama: later, Kenpachi. You're first match is Bya-kun.
Byakuya: Whaaaat?
Kitty-sama: You heard me. Byakuya.
Kenpachi: Get ready, Byakuya, cause here I come!!
Kitty-sama: Renji! help me commentate!
Renji: Byakuya is moving in on Kenpachi. And Kenpachi looks kind of scared. oh, wait, that's the beans.
Kitty-sama: Byakuya's attack was beautiful, but not enough for Kenpachi.
Byakuya: Bankai. Senbonzakura kageyoshi.
Renji: Byakuya's breaking out the bankai now.
Kitty-sama: ooh. ouch. Byakuya is now unconscious.
Renji: Must say, it was smart of Kenpachi to headbutt Byakuya, though.
Ichigo: What'd I miss?
Kitty-sama: you ju- falls to floor in giggle fit
Renji: your head looks like elephant snot.
Kitty-sama: still giggling
Rukia: I think Ichigo looks cute with green hair.
Kitty-sama: You'd be the only one.
Inoue: Who's Kenny gonna fight now?
Kitty-sama: Snot head.
Inoue: Am not.
Kitty-sama: not you, Ichigo.
Kenpachi: watch out, Ichigo!
Ichigo: Bankai! Tensa Zangetsu! Getusga Tenshou!!
Kitty-sama: Whoops. Kenpachi's unconscious. Ichigo, go wash the hair dye out of your head.
Ichigo: it was temporary?
Kitty-sama: Yes. Go wash it.
Renji: That's it for the day. See y'all later.
Kitty-sama: Preview for next episode (see us again on Tuesday) Why is Toshirou so short? And can we do anything about this?
